Hesitant Pirate Churchills

Did anyone Grab these Hesitant Pirate Churchills that were offered CHEAP....... I have yet to smoke one but they are SOft almost like a sponge and Smell Like Old socks in the Cello....... I am about half scared to smoke one! LOL Kind of looks like some of my old drunken left handers back in the day! ... I know they are cheap.... Just wanted to talk some Smack about these and see if anyone else feels the same way!

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dennisking

hesitant pirate huh, YAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHGHGHGGH

Russ55

The name and the price scared me off. Are you going to smoke one?

Redtailhawkoz

ok so I have one sitting on my desk Im going to take a SHower and fire one up...... If you dont here from me again A 21 Gun Salute would be appropriate!

brotheradam

Redtailhawkoz:
ok so I have one sitting on my desk Im going to take a SHower and fire one up...... If you dont here from me again A 21 Gun Salute would be appropriate!

LMAO

undulac

You're a team player OZ. Sacraficing yourself for the good of the group.

Redtailhawkoz

My last Post before I fire up this Pirate! RRRRRRRRRRRRRR we there Yet! LOL

NYHCx516x

Redtailhawkoz:
My last Post before I fire up this Pirate! RRRRRRRRRRRRRR we there Yet! LOL

Safe sailing my friend. You want a burial at sea?

stephen_hannibal

NYHCx516x:
Redtailhawkoz:
My last Post before I fire up this Pirate! RRRRRRRRRRRRRR we there Yet! LOL
Safe sailing my friend. You want a burial at sea?

Hmmm we should do it viking style.

Hays

NYHCx516x:
Redtailhawkoz:
My last Post before I fire up this Pirate! RRRRRRRRRRRRRR we there Yet! LOL
Safe sailing my friend. You want a burial at sea?

After attending a funeral recently, my fiance asked me what I'd prefer (burial, cremation, etc...)... I told her she was silly, and should know better - put me in the sea. Conversation ended after that lol

Redtailhawkoz

Ok here it is, This thing looked like a Dog **** even worse out of the Wrapper... the foot was squishy the head was Hard...... I cut this bad boy and and attempted to toast the foot... it seemed to not get any heat like it was wet........ Once i finally started puffing and got a bit of smoke but it was work........... after 10 minutes Its running , I barley get a taste couldnt get any smoke...... I dont know what to do but here it is!

Sandman1am

Hays:
NYHCx516x:
Redtailhawkoz:
My last Post before I fire up this Pirate! RRRRRRRRRRRRRR we there Yet! LOL
Safe sailing my friend. You want a burial at sea?
After attending a funeral recently, my fiance asked me what I'd prefer (burial, cremation, etc...)... I told her she was silly, and should know better - put me in the sea. Conversation ended after that lol

Hays I had no idea that you were a Pirate. Where's your eye patch, wooden peg leg, hook, and pariot?

t_evan50

Redtailhawkoz:
Ok here it is, This thing looked like a Dog **** even worse out of the Wrapper... the foot was squishy the head was Hard...... I cut this bad boy and and attempted to toast the foot... it seemed to not get any heat like it was wet........ Once i finally started puffing and got a bit of smoke but it was work........... after 10 minutes Its running , I barley get a taste couldnt get any smoke...... I dont know what to do but here it is!

Man if that thing tastes half as bad as it looks you're screwed! Good luck man.

undulac

If it is that mushy, I'd let them sit out for a few days to firm them up and then put them at the way bottom of the humi for a loooooooooong time. You never know what age can do? Worked for Tony Bennet.

Redtailhawkoz

ROTFLMAO! I am Hip to that! Love Tony Bennet !

Schrooz

Thanks for the review. I was tempted to buy but passed thinking I'll save what I would've spent for a better deal on a known tested brand. DId I make the right decision!!! I will never be tmpted to buy no name brand cheapsticks again. . On the other hand, these may be just the sticks to keep in my humidor to give to people I do not particularly like.

Redtailhawkoz

t_evan50:
Redtailhawkoz:
Ok here it is, This thing looked like a Dog **** even worse out of the Wrapper... the foot was squishy the head was Hard...... I cut this bad boy and and attempted to toast the foot... it seemed to not get any heat like it was wet........ Once i finally started puffing and got a bit of smoke but it was work........... after 10 minutes Its running , I barley get a taste couldnt get any smoke...... I dont know what to do but here it is!
Man if that thing tastes half as bad as it looks you're screwed! Good luck man.

Its not good........................

bigharpoon

Redtailhawkoz:
Ok here it is, This thing looked like a Dog **** even worse out of the Wrapper... the foot was squishy the head was Hard...... I cut this bad boy and and attempted to toast the foot... it seemed to not get any heat like it was wet........ Once i finally started puffing and got a bit of smoke but it was work........... after 10 minutes Its running , I barley get a taste couldnt get any smoke...... I dont know what to do but here it is!

I think I saw that in a movie once, some guy named Ron Jeremy was swingin' the mad crooked pipe!

Goldy

Maybe you should have showered after the cigar.

fla-gypsy

I passed on this one and I am glad I did, thanks for taking one for the team bro.

dennisking

Hesitant Pirate is code for mycigarisadogturdandtasteslikeshit

Sandman1am

thanks for taking the long walk off the short peir oz......damn that water up!

ScottTDawg

Um, yah...I thought I'd try them too. Got my package today. Ordered 5. They also sent a 20 pack along. Checked one of the singles. They are spongy as oz says. Might try to fire one up this weekend. Not sure if I should store them with my other sticks or keep them in quarrantine.

Confidence is NOT high.