Getting ready for grand jury duty. Thanks Charlie @cbuck
Last time I got jury duty, 200 of us broke for lunch, when the judge looked at me and said...... "Mr. Sketch......you do NOT have to return after lunch." I guess he didn't appreciate it when I said Justice is a commodity that is bought and sold to the highest bidder the courtroom is the Bazaar in which the transaction takes place and you your honor are the auctioneer.
Getting ready for grand jury duty. Thanks Charlie @cbuck
Last time I got jury duty, 200 of us broke for lunch, when the judge looked at me and said...... "Mr. Sketch......you do NOT have to return after lunch." I guess he didn't appreciate it when I said Justice is a commodity that is bought and sold to the highest bidder the courtroom is the Bazaar in which the transaction takes place and you your honor are the auctioneer.
I was on a grand jury once. The very first case was about a guy dating someone shy of 18. When asked what I thought about the law I replied "I remember Errol Flynn and the girl in the red dress", a very famous case. I would have gone on to say, "I think it is a good law", but the prosecutor cut me off and later dismissed me. One guy was dismissed because he played cards with the judge. Another woman was dismissed because she went berserk when she found out the guy was 28. Another time, just jury selection in a criminal court, they caught me drawing a hangman and dismissed me. They should have asked me if I knew anything about the case, I did, the cars he vandalised were at my condo. I would have made a good witness.
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Sent me the cure.
Thanks bro very tasty.
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Thanks bro. Very tasty.
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edit: the retro is like butter. So smooth.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
"Mr. Sketch......you do NOT have to return after lunch."
I guess he didn't appreciate it when I said Justice is a commodity that is bought and sold to the highest bidder the courtroom is the Bazaar in which the transaction takes place and you your honor are the auctioneer.
What you can't forgive......you will become.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
What you can't forgive......you will become.
Another time, just jury selection in a criminal court, they caught me drawing a hangman and dismissed me. They should have asked me if I knew anything about the case, I did, the cars he vandalised were at my condo. I would have made a good witness.
Took almost 2 hours to finish...a new record for me.
La Palina Black Label petite lancero.
Brass Knuckles Maduro
My 1st.
Wow very yummy.
What you can't forgive......you will become.
Don Carlos Belicoso
Nothing but yum.
Love camaroon wrappers.
What you can't forgive......you will become.