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i gave up Cigars for lent...

DSWarmackDSWarmack Posts: 1,426 ✭
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Made you look. Seriously though, I gave up cursing, its about the only thing I do more than smoke cigars. Anyone else give anything up?

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Got me! Actually, alcohol. I'm not Catholic, but, I find that by the end of winter my tolerance for alcohol is creeping upward, kind of a good chance to re-set. I don't usually make it for the whole period, but hey, I'm only human.
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  • Russ55Russ55 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭
    I've been trying to give up cursing too. I started about, let's see, my son is 3 and a half years old....3 and a half years ago. I'm getting better, but the s word is the tough one. It's such an all purpose word.
  • DSWarmackDSWarmack Posts: 1,426 ✭
    I'm not catholic either, I'm actualy episcopal. Pretty much the same thing, but we can hold our liquor and don't believe in the pope's devinaty(sp). I'm actually a member of a baptist church out where I live, and used to go to an EpiMethaBaptiCostal church... Long story. I've been working on cursing for the last five years and then the last two, after my middle daughter was born, I've gotten much worse. Figured it was time to fix that habbit.
  • Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    i drink too much, smoke too much, curse too much, objectify women too much.

    life is pretty awesome.

    am i going to give anything up???

    hummmmmmmm
  • Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    I gave up lent. Ba-dum-CHA!
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • TheedgeTheedge Posts: 316 ✭
    I've been baptized Catholic, Charismatic and Baptist - it's a miracle I'm not in the loony bin. The only thing I gave up was trying to figure it out.
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Ken kind of beat me to it----but I was going to say I gave up religion. 18 years in a catholic school and it took me about 6 months to achieve the "age of reason" as I call it. Blashpemous I know to some, but it is what it is.
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    But as an aside I will be having a local fellow in a penguin suit place cigar ashes on my forehead later tonight before dinner...and I will say the open the lips, through the gums, look out tummy, here it comes prayer.
  • rossdavey2rossdavey2 Posts: 979
    Vulchor:
    Ken kind of beat me to it----but I was going to say I gave up religion. 18 years in a catholic school and it took me about 6 months to achieve the "age of reason" as I call it. Blashpemous I know to some, but it is what it is.
    I have a friend that is half Jew half Catholic. Safe to say he has "guilt" issues with just about everything he does.
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Im there man, Im there. Minus the Jew part thank god.....J/K people, relax
  • skweekzskweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    sol1821:
    i drink too much, smoke too much, curse too much, objectify women too much.

    life is pretty awesome.

    am i going to give anything up???

    hummmmmmmm


    The best way to live life!
  • mfotismfotis Posts: 720 ✭✭
    I was going to give up cursing then decided f*ck it.
  • DSWarmackDSWarmack Posts: 1,426 ✭
    With 5 kids I gotta learn to stop or at least not slip up at home. Its not going well so far though.
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    i gave up Cigars for lent...

    What are you, some sort of religious fanatic or something! LOL
  • KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    my wife is catholic...and thankfully she didn't pick sex to give up this year...! LoL!

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    My wife gave sex up for lent once----just with me though...which made it even worse.
  • JCizzleJCizzle Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭
    I'm giving up religion for lent. :D
    Light 'em up.
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    I am giving up....NOTHING!!!!!

    *roars defiantly, throws a molotov cocktail at the neighbor and smacks his wife on her a$$*
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    JCizzle:
    I'm giving up religion for lent. :D
    beat ya to that one buddy
  • JCizzleJCizzle Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭
    I gave it up for lent on the year of my birth. :D
    Light 'em up.
  • docedwardsdocedwards Posts: 319 ✭
    I'm 53. I'm starting to give up a lot of things but not by choice.
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    *** that ***. i wouldnt make it through one hour without saying "***"
    DSWarmack:
    I gave up cursing, its about the only thing I do more than smoke cigars.
    Russ55:
    I've been trying to give up cursing too.
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  • DSWarmackDSWarmack Posts: 1,426 ✭
    kuzi16:
    *** that ***. i wouldnt make it through one hour without saying "***"
    DSWarmack:
    I gave up cursing, its about the only thing I do more than smoke cigars.
    Russ55:
    I've been trying to give up cursing too.

    Yeah, its been rough.
  • dwayne3307dwayne3307 Posts: 272 ✭
    Vulchor:
    My wife gave sex up for lent once----just with me though...which made it even worse.
    i actually laughed out loud at that, tough break for you though
  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DSWarmack:
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Made you look. Seriously though, I gave up cursing, its about the only thing I do more than smoke cigars. Anyone else give anything up?
    I got chills when I read the title!

  • The HoosThe Hoos Posts: 42
    Good one. I gave up really good drink for great cigars...and when my humidors are full, I give up great cigars for great drink!! its a neverending cycle of love and hate!!!lol.
  • docbp87docbp87 Posts: 3,521 ✭
    The benefits of being a Godless heathen are many.
  • JCizzleJCizzle Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭
    docbp87:
    The benefits of being a Godless heathen are many.
    Yes they are, my friend.
    Light 'em up.
  • DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    I gave up Lent for cigars...
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