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If your sex life were a cigar...

Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
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What would it be :)
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  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    Lets put it this way.... if Diesel can produce a stick named Unholy Cocktail, they should be able to come up with one called the Unwilling Celibacy. LOL

  • undulacundulac Posts: 1,129 ✭
    An old butt that I threw out years ago.
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    The Sniper:
    Lets put it this way.... if Diesel can produce a stick named Unholy Cocktail, they should be able to come up with one called the Unwilling Celibacy. LOL


    LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    The Sniper:
    Lets put it this way.... if Diesel can produce a stick named Unholy Cocktail, they should be able to come up with one called the Unwilling Celibacy. LOL

    Damn, I definitely thought you were going to name it Unwilling Participant...
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • xIcedGuardianxxIcedGuardianx Posts: 873
    Gurka HMR... If you want it you have to pay dearly for it, and even then, not worth the trouble. Money better spent elseware. Lol
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    I think this is one I had better avoid posting a reply to. There are far too many ways to get in trouble on this one. Although I have many funny ideas. I hope we don't get any replies of Punch or Nub.
  • Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    kaspera79:
    I hope we don't get any replies of Punch or Nub.
    or My Father....
  • Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    El Triunfador. hahahaha, I wish...
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    Gurkha, too many to pick from but i smoke um all the same
  • Joeyjoe21_8Joeyjoe21_8 Posts: 2,048
    mmm...mine would have to a MoW Virtue........light and not enough, but when it does happen, powerful and fullfilling lol.
  • beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133 ✭
    Fighting *** - it really exists. How about PENUS X? LOL
  • Rob1110Rob1110 Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭
    Punisher. I'm actually surprised nobody jumped on that one already.
  • Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    Double happiness?
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317 ✭
    Kopi Luwak lol...

    Naw for real though CLASSIC

  • DSWarmackDSWarmack Posts: 1,426 ✭
    The Centurian... With five kids thats about as often as I get it!
  • badge54fdbadge54fd Posts: 241 ✭
    Stolen from another thread here. Love the joke


    Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex


    You can GET cigars.

    You can safely have cigars while you are driving.

    You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.

    You can have cigars even in front of your mother.

    Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.

    The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.

    You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

    You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped

    You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.

    With cigars there's no need to fake it.

    Cigars don't make you pregnant.

    You can have cigars at any time of the month.

    Good cigars are easy to find.

    You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.

    When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake

    With cigars size doesn't matter.

    It's ALL good!

  • zoom6zoomzoom6zoom Posts: 1,214 ✭
    If your sex life were a cigar...

    I'd be out of matches.
  • bandyt09bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Any cigar out there that is 3 X 38 and lasts 3 seconds, kind of like a NUB Corona.........Too much information?
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    bandyt09:

    Any cigar out there that is 3 X 38 and lasts 3 seconds, kind of like a NUB Corona.........Too much information?
    ....umm Yeah.
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    God of Fire.
  • kingjk729kingjk729 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭
    DPG Cuban Classic ............. Spicy like a mofo
  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........

    I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it
  • bandyt09bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........

    I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it
    Of course, while drinking a Miller Lite........................
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    Rob1110:
    Punisher. I'm actually surprised nobody jumped on that one already.
    And nobody threw Intenso out there??? LOL

  • LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    bandyt09:
    Lasabar:
    I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........

    I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it
    Of course, while drinking a Miller Lite........................
    Lustfully sipping it... yes
  • Dustin1981Dustin1981 Posts: 412 ✭
    I am thinking something that has been discontinued. If I am lucky its a limited edition.
  • zoom6zoomzoom6zoom Posts: 1,214 ✭
    Dustin1981:
    I am thinking something that has been discontinued. If I am lucky its a limited edition.
    Pre-Embargo?
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    well you can't get sti or std's from them (which-ever you like).

    I'd be a gurkha beauty, I love that thing. Large, long and mellow! oh yeah!
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    zoom6zoom:
    Dustin1981:
    I am thinking something that has been discontinued. If I am lucky its a limited edition.
    Pre-Embargo?
    LMAO!!! Gentlemen, I think we may have a winner here!

  • HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........

    I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it
    OMFG.... I seriously busted up laughing so f***ing hard. Lassy ftw in my book.
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
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