If your sex life were a cigar...
Jetmech_63
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Lets put it this way.... if Diesel can produce a stick named Unholy Cocktail, they should be able to come up with one called the Unwilling Celibacy. LOL
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An old butt that I threw out years ago.0
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The Sniper:Lets put it this way.... if Diesel can produce a stick named Unholy Cocktail, they should be able to come up with one called the Unwilling Celibacy. LOL
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Damn, I definitely thought you were going to name it Unwilling Participant...The Sniper:Lets put it this way.... if Diesel can produce a stick named Unholy Cocktail, they should be able to come up with one called the Unwilling Celibacy. LOL^Troll: DO NOT FEED.0 -
Gurka HMR... If you want it you have to pay dearly for it, and even then, not worth the trouble. Money better spent elseware. Lol0
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I think this is one I had better avoid posting a reply to. There are far too many ways to get in trouble on this one. Although I have many funny ideas. I hope we don't get any replies of Punch or Nub.0
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or My Father....kaspera79:I hope we don't get any replies of Punch or Nub.0 -
El Triunfador. hahahaha, I wish...^Troll: DO NOT FEED.0
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Gurkha, too many to pick from but i smoke um all the same0
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mmm...mine would have to a MoW Virtue........light and not enough, but when it does happen, powerful and fullfilling lol.0
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Fighting *** - it really exists. How about PENUS X? LOL0
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Punisher. I'm actually surprised nobody jumped on that one already.0
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Double happiness?0
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Kopi Luwak lol...
Naw for real though CLASSIC
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The Centurian... With five kids thats about as often as I get it!0
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Stolen from another thread here. Love the joke
Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex
You can GET cigars.You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped
You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.
With cigars there's no need to fake it.
Cigars don't make you pregnant.
You can have cigars at any time of the month.
Good cigars are easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
With cigars size doesn't matter.
It's ALL good!
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If your sex life were a cigar...
I'd be out of matches.0 -
Any cigar out there that is 3 X 38 and lasts 3 seconds, kind of like a NUB Corona.........Too much information?
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....umm Yeah.bandyt09:
Any cigar out there that is 3 X 38 and lasts 3 seconds, kind of like a NUB Corona.........Too much information?0 -
God of Fire.0
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DPG Cuban Classic ............. Spicy like a mofo0
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I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........
I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it0 -
Of course, while drinking a Miller Lite........................Lasabar:I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........
I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it0 -
And nobody threw Intenso out there??? LOLRob1110:Punisher. I'm actually surprised nobody jumped on that one already.
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Lustfully sipping it... yesbandyt09:
Of course, while drinking a Miller Lite........................Lasabar:I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........
I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it0 -
I am thinking something that has been discontinued. If I am lucky its a limited edition.0
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Pre-Embargo?Dustin1981:I am thinking something that has been discontinued. If I am lucky its a limited edition.0 -
well you can't get sti or std's from them (which-ever you like).
I'd be a gurkha beauty, I love that thing. Large, long and mellow! oh yeah!0 -
LMAO!!! Gentlemen, I think we may have a winner here!zoom6zoom:
Pre-Embargo?Dustin1981:I am thinking something that has been discontinued. If I am lucky its a limited edition.
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OMFG.... I seriously busted up laughing so f***ing hard. Lassy ftw in my book.Lasabar:I wouldn't be a cigar... My sex life would be "Second Hand Smoke"........
I'm watching you do it and I'm close enough to smell it¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen
¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨0
