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A contest for the sake of contests

Out of boredom I've decided to create a contest just for the sake of contests. Who knows what the prize will be at minimum a few sticks for your collection. At maximum I'll buy you your own B&M fully stocked and pay the staff's salary and the rent for the first two years. For some reason I think it may be closer to the former rather than the later.

This is going to be a photo scavenger hunt. All photos must be taken by you or while you were present, to enforce this rule your face must be in every photo. You can post the pics in this thread, post a link in this thread or email them to me(pm me for the addy). One point per photo and he who has the most points wins. However don't send me more than one photo of the same thing. Unless of course it has a good looking naked woman in it. A bonus point will be awarded for anyone who can get any 5 of these things in one pic but you still must submit different individual pics for those five objectives to get points for them. The bonus point is a seperate pic. Points will be deducted if I see a naked man at any point! Christmas Day is the deadline. And here is the list.

1. A pic of you smoking in front of a no smoking sign.
2. A nUB stand.
3. A girl/woman smoking a cigar.
4. Naked pic of your wife/girlfriend, can't hurt to try right? lol Pulling a Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky earns a bonus point! LMAO
5. You smoking a cigar with another member of this here forum.
6. A picture of an Opus X authorized dealer plaque.
7. This is kind of a contest within a contest but a pic of the biggest humidor gets the point here. No coolerdors or anything must be an actual humidor. And I need a point of reference to tell how big it is. A ruler or tape measure would be best.
8. A pic of bottles of 3 different kinds of Yuengling.
9. A pic of a cop, firefighter or military in uniform smoking a cigar.
10. A pic with your hand on a Davidoff humidor.
11. Smoking a cigar at a professional sporting event.
12. You and at least 5 other people all with a cigar in your mouth.
13. You holding a Tatuaje Cojonu 2003/2006.
14. You smoking(pipe or cigar) on a beach.
15. You smoking(pipe or cigar) in the snow.

I reserve the right to add to or remove items from this list at any time for any reason without any notice but I probably won't.
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  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,349
    some of these are a little out there... but great idea
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    some of these are a little out there... but great idea
    Eh that was kind of the idea. THrow some that anyone can get some that will be hard and one that no one will give me, lol.
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,349
    ha, nicely done
  • Man, most of these are easy. The Opus X plaque is probably the most difficult oh and maybe the davidoff humidor. Does she have to be your girlfriend?
  • bbc020bbc020 Posts: 1,422
    I bet there are a couple that could be knocked out with one picture....I'm picturing a nude girlfriend with two cigars...only one being smoked, hell throw a cop/firemen in there with a stick burning too...add me in the picture giving a thumbs upsky with a stick in my mouth and a non-smoking sign in the background!

    My girlfried said she loved "Zach and Miri Make a Porno"
  • bbc020bbc020 Posts: 1,422
    oh about the contest...genius design my friend!
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    bbc020:
    I bet there are a couple that could be knocked out with one picture....I'm picturing a nude girlfriend with two cigars...only one being smoked, hell throw a cop/firemen in there with a stick burning too...add me in the picture giving a thumbs upsky with a stick in my mouth and a non-smoking sign in the background!
    Your girlfriend is Lyndie England?
  • bbc020bbc020 Posts: 1,422
    urbino:
    bbc020:
    I bet there are a couple that could be knocked out with one picture....I'm picturing a nude girlfriend with two cigars...only one being smoked, hell throw a cop/firemen in there with a stick burning too...add me in the picture giving a thumbs upsky with a stick in my mouth and a non-smoking sign in the background!
    Your girlfriend is Lyndie England?

    wow, now that's a scary thought. I've been known to think that having a girlfriend is torturous, but not that bad.
  • ScramblerScrambler Posts: 746 ✭✭
    Damn, if this had been posted 24 hours ago, I would have lit up a cigar this morning when it was snowing here in New Orleans. I could knock most of the rest of these out in a day.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Scrambler:
    Damn, if this had been posted 24 hours ago, I would have lit up a cigar this morning when it was snowing here in New Orleans. I could knock most of the rest of these out in a day.
    I heard you guys got snow. Incredible.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    rwheelwright:
    Man, most of these are easy. The Opus X plaque is probably the most difficult oh and maybe the davidoff humidor. Does she have to be your girlfriend?
    Well girlfriend can be losely interpretted but you must be in the picture, CLOTHED and she must be naked, LOL and she most not have been paid by anyone to be naked. Pics standing next to a naked pornstar at some porno-junkie convention do not count. LOL I never thought I'd have to answer questions pertaining to that one but if someone is going to go after that one for a point I don't wanna see a professional lol.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    bbc020:
    I bet there are a couple that could be knocked out with one picture....I'm picturing a nude girlfriend with two cigars...only one being smoked, hell throw a cop/firemen in there with a stick burning too...add me in the picture giving a thumbs upsky with a stick in my mouth and a non-smoking sign in the background!

    My girlfried said she loved "Zach and Miri Make a Porno"
    It must be a different picture for each one of these. However I will award a bonus point from someone who can get any 5 of these to happen in one pic but you still have to submit the individual pics for each one too.
  • I'm going to have to give this a shot.
  • rdnstnrdnstn Posts: 993 ✭✭
    I'd try but there are quite a few that I know I will never get without some travel involved, and that isn't happening anytime soon. I propose that the pictures entered in the contest (maybe with the exception of #4) need to be posted on the forum.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    rdnstn:
    I'd try but there are quite a few that I know I will never get without some travel involved, and that isn't happening anytime soon. I propose that the pictures entered in the contest (maybe with the exception of #4) need to be posted on the forum.
    My plan was to put them all on the forum in some way shape or form. I was thinking about opening a photobucket site and putting the link in here. That might be the best way. have everyone email me their pics and I'll but them all on photbucket in one place and you can link to them from here. If a #4 actually comes across I'll figure out what to do ...
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,349
    Scrambler:
    Damn, if this had been posted 24 hours ago, I would have lit up a cigar this morning when it was snowing here in New Orleans. I could knock most of the rest of these out in a day.
    well aren't you hot stuff! lol
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,349
    madurofan:
    rwheelwright:
    Man, most of these are easy. The Opus X plaque is probably the most difficult oh and maybe the davidoff humidor. Does she have to be your girlfriend?
    Well girlfriend can be losely interpretted but you must be in the picture, CLOTHED and she must be naked, LOL and she most not have been paid by anyone to be naked. Pics standing next to a naked pornstar at some porno-junkie convention do not count. LOL I never thought I'd have to answer questions pertaining to that one but if someone is going to go after that one for a point I don't wanna see a professional lol.
    I have some shots of me and some mentioned starlets at the 2004/2005 avn expo.. I use to review.. =)

    but no cigars in them and it was before I got into them..
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    Scrambler:
    Damn, if this had been posted 24 hours ago, I would have lit up a cigar this morning when it was snowing here in New Orleans. I could knock most of the rest of these out in a day.
    well aren't you hot stuff! lol
    I imagine he is quite cold, actually, being that it just snowed there.
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,349
    madurofan:
    phobicsquirrel:
    Scrambler:
    Damn, if this had been posted 24 hours ago, I would have lit up a cigar this morning when it was snowing here in New Orleans. I could knock most of the rest of these out in a day.
    well aren't you hot stuff! lol
    I imagine he is quite cold, actually, being that it just snowed there.
    Yeah well ain't he lucky! All I get is rain and the freezing variety.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    madurofan:
    phobicsquirrel:
    Scrambler:
    Damn, if this had been posted 24 hours ago, I would have lit up a cigar this morning when it was snowing here in New Orleans. I could knock most of the rest of these out in a day.
    well aren't you hot stuff! lol
    I imagine he is quite cold, actually, being that it just snowed there.
    Yeah well ain't he lucky! All I get is rain and the freezing variety.
    You live in Oregon, aren't you used to that yet? LOL
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,349
    Actually, rain seems to have got a little less frequent in the last two years, I guess I've been spoiled. Though it still sucks. I like winter just hate the rain. Maybe I'm just a bit too picky. Though I hate warm winters..
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    Actually, rain seems to have got a little less frequent in the last two years, I guess I've been spoiled. Though it still sucks. I like winter just hate the rain. Maybe I'm just a bit too picky. Though I hate warm winters..
    Well I can't think of anywhere in the country where you'd be happy lol
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,349
    I need my own bio-dome, import water for the plant life of course.. =)

    or my own smoking/shack. Or a ventilated basement for smoking.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    or my own smoking/shack. Or a ventilated basement for smoking.
    You and I both! I'm below sea level where I live, I just wish I had a basement period!
  • rdnstnrdnstn Posts: 993 ✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    I have some shots of me and some mentioned starlets at the 2004/2005 avn expo.. I use to review.. =)

    but no cigars in them and it was before I got into them..
    Before you got into cigars or before you got into the starlets. Either way, I think pics of said starlets are in order.
  • maddy, pm me your email. I plan on getting some of these pics done tomorrow.
  • bbc020bbc020 Posts: 1,422
    While you sending out PMs, send me one with you're email too...I'll be taking a couple stabs at some of these!
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    8 days ...
  • madurofan:
    8 days ...
    Still collecting photos. How tight are you on the group photo? I have one of me and four guys = 5 total. Do there really need to be six?
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    if no one hits 6 total I'll give the highest total the point.
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