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Sneakiest bomber EVER

The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
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Alright fellas, I am proud to announce that we have a new champion in cigar bombing, in the category of Stealth. Someone on the forums bombed me recently.

With a BOX of Diesel Unlimiteds! An entire BOX!

Thats not the most amazing part. The MOST amazing part is that he did it so far into stealth mode that the cigars were in my coolidor resting before I even knew I HAD been bombed!

Thats right - this BOTL wasnt just satisfied with the mailbox, oh no - HE BLEW UP MY D@MNED COOLIDOR!!!

Mega props and much thanks go out to our very own J0Z3R!!! I bow down to the master! :-)

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  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WOW, very nice. Sounds like he is a master ninja.
  • bandyt09bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Joe is my new hero..............
  • DSWarmackDSWarmack Posts: 1,426 ✭
    Holy Crap! That is awesome!
  • Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    wow nice hit Joe, where did you learn your ninja skills?
  • bigharpoonbigharpoon Posts: 2,963 ✭✭✭
    Sniper, you're not seeing the forest for the trees!!! The bomb is a smoke screen, bro. Joe obviously knows your wife. KEEL HIM!!!
  • DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    bigharpoon:
    Sniper, you're not seeing the forest for the trees!!! The bomb is a smoke screen, bro. Joe obviously knows your wife. KEEL HIM!!!
    lol...
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    bigharpoon:
    Sniper, you're not seeing the forest for the trees!!! The bomb is a smoke screen, bro. Joe obviously knows your wife. KEEL HIM!!!
    Nnnnnnnnnnice! LOL
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    Holy crapola! I know Joe is generous and crazy but DAMN! Nice hit on a great bork!
  • HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    bigharpoon:
    Sniper, you're not seeing the forest for the trees!!! The bomb is a smoke screen, bro. Joe obviously knows your wife. KEEL HIM!!!
    OMG I laughed my a$$ off at this...exactly what I was thinking!
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    The Sniper:
    Alright fellas, I am proud to announce that we have a new champion in cigar bombing, in the category of Stealth. Someone on the forums bombed me recently.

    With a BOX of Diesel Unlimiteds! An entire BOX!

    Thats not the most amazing part. The MOST amazing part is that he did it so far into stealth mode that the cigars were in my coolidor resting before I even knew I HAD been bombed!

    Thats right - this BOTL wasnt just satisfied with the mailbox, oh no - HE BLEW UP MY D@MNED COOLIDOR!!!

    Mega props and much thanks go out to our very own J0Z3R!!! I bow down to the master! :-)

    Dude Glen, that wasn't me. I wasn't relying on subterfuge when I said an anonymous person contacted me, someone really did contact me just as I laid it out to you and I was merely the middleman. This is too funny, and I kinda thought you wouldn't buy the anonymous bomber line, but I assure you it's the truth. You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians.
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    j0z3r:
    You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians.
    Joe you are in the wrong thread this isn't the crap cigar pass....
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    ENFIDL:
    j0z3r:
    You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians.
    Joe you are in the wrong thread this isn't the crap cigar pass....
    I don't decide what Sniper likes, and he loves some Obsidians...I'm just trying to help the guy out.
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    j0z3r:
    ENFIDL:
    j0z3r:
    You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians.
    Joe you are in the wrong thread this isn't the crap cigar pass....
    I don't decide what Sniper likes, and he loves some Obsidians...I'm just trying to help the guy out.
    Such a man of the people!
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    j0z3r:
    The Sniper:
    Alright fellas, I am proud to announce that we have a new champion in cigar bombing, in the category of Stealth. Someone on the forums bombed me recently.

    With a BOX of Diesel Unlimiteds! An entire BOX!

    Thats not the most amazing part. The MOST amazing part is that he did it so far into stealth mode that the cigars were in my coolidor resting before I even knew I HAD been bombed!

    Thats right - this BOTL wasnt just satisfied with the mailbox, oh no - HE BLEW UP MY D@MNED COOLIDOR!!!

    Mega props and much thanks go out to our very own J0Z3R!!! I bow down to the master! :-)

    Dude Glen, that wasn't me. I wasn't relying on subterfuge when I said an anonymous person contacted me, someone really did contact me just as I laid it out to you and I was merely the middleman. This is too funny, and I kinda thought you wouldn't buy the anonymous bomber line, but I assure you it's the truth. You know me, I would have bombed you with a mazo of Obsidians.
    The "Obsidian Option" was the ONLY thing keeping me from full-scale retaliation - I KNOW you're fully loaded and just WAITING for some *** to screw up and give you an excuse! LOL I am VERY happy to announce that I will NOT be that ***, because I dug a little deeper and...

    *** UPDATE ***

    I know who the culprit TRULY was. I would like to offer a public reaction and apology to j0z3r for my false accusation. And one other thing...

    Culprit? YOUR @SS IS GRASS! :-)

    Everyone else here may continue to refer to me as Sniper. After you feel my wrath I DEMAND that YOU refer to me henceforth as "The Lawnmower"! LOL

    Stay tuned fellas...

  • KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    Would that make a new category of bomber? Like Ninja Bomber?

    "Long ashes my friends."

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