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CIA BOMB INTEL RECEIVED!

HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
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From:
CIGAR INVESTIGATIONS AGENCY
Re:
INTERCEPTED INTELLIGENGE - THREAT LEVEL: YELLOW

Gentlemen,

I regret to inform you that I have just received intel regarding an impending sweep of attacks on our brothers. At this time I am not at liberty to identify the suspect, but be warned: he WILL be attacking soon, and it WILL be brutal. Take what cover you may, as the level of destruction is yet to be determined. Will keep updated as intel is received.

HAYS OUT

¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨

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  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not you too!
  • HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    ........
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    ALERT!


    FURTHER INTEL WAS OBTAINED AT EXACTLY 2245 HOURS TODAY! TARGET IS AMASSING A MULTI-PRONGED ATTACK! STAND-BY FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.


    HAYS OUT
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    ROTFLMAO!
  • HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    ALERT!

    My agents have just delivered photographic evidence of the impending destruction. Our intelligence leads us to believe that the attacks are starting this week - take what cover you may, because as of yet we have no lead on specific targets.


    HAYS OUT


    BOMB INTEL 1 BOMB INTEL 2
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    Hays:
    ALERT!

    My agents have just delivered photographic evidence of the impending destruction. Our intelligence leads us to believe that the attacks are starting this week - take what cover you may, because as of yet we have no lead on specific targets.


    HAYS OUT


    BOMB INTEL 1 BOMB INTEL 2
    Really man, really? NVG pics? Sweet jumpin' Jebus, this whole bombing craze/1-upping each other is getting way, way out of control, lol.
  • zeebrazeebra Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭
    LOL, thats pretty fukn cool.
  • AJGARLETTAJGARLETT Posts: 648
    badass!
  • HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    (storyline aside: dudes, btw, the bomber here is nOt me. No lie, no pretense, it's NOT me. I was just asked to be middleman - YOU figure it out!)
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    uh oh...

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    How many Bothans died to get this info to you?
  • TridentTrident Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭✭
    I feel sorry for the people on the "wrong" end of that bombing run.

    Amazing photos!
  • t_evan50t_evan50 Posts: 1,725 ✭
    Awesome. That's an as$load of sticks.
  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hays:
    ALERT!

    My agents have just delivered photographic evidence of the impending destruction. Our intelligence leads us to believe that the attacks are starting this week - take what cover you may, because as of yet we have no lead on specific targets.


    HAYS OUT


    BOMB INTEL 1 BOMB INTEL 2
    Now this is going to be epic!!!!!! Wow just wow.
  • Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    Hays:
    ALERT!

    My agents have just delivered photographic evidence of the impending destruction. Our intelligence leads us to believe that the attacks are starting this week - take what cover you may, because as of yet we have no lead on specific targets.


    HAYS OUT


    BOMB INTEL 1 BOMB INTEL 2
    Is it just me or does anyone else wonder what hotel they are in & why are the sheets so clean....oh wait that's a black light oops
  • letsgowithbobletsgowithbob Posts: 677 ✭✭
    who is joeyjoe bombing now.....jeesus thats an awesome stash
  • Joeyjoe21_8Joeyjoe21_8 Posts: 2,048
    not me bro..i already got my packages out. and please, if im going to bomb someone.....you would freaking know it was coming
  • doromathdoromath Posts: 576
    The destruction is even more impressive through the NV shots..

    That's alot of boom-boom there...
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    I don't get this? Why would the Canadian Iguana Association be sending out bombs of cigars?!?! Lizards...sure...but bombs?
  • lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    Un-frickin-real.....
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    Hays:
    ALERT!

    My agents have just delivered photographic evidence of the impending destruction. Our intelligence leads us to believe that the attacks are starting this week - take what cover you may, because as of yet we have no lead on specific targets.


    HAYS OUT


    BOMB INTEL 1 BOMB INTEL 2
    Hays...why were u in my bedroom last night? lol

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • DSWarmackDSWarmack Posts: 1,426 ✭
    Krieg:
    Hays...why were u in my bedroom last night? lol

    ...With NODs?!?!
  • HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    laker1963:
    I don't get this? Why would the Canadian Iguana Association be sending out bombs of cigars?!?! Lizards...sure...but bombs?
    Do not obscure the mission sir! This is the Cigar Investigations Agency!
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    DSWarmack:
    Krieg:
    Hays...why were u in my bedroom last night? lol

    ...With NODs?!?!
    He was there to pass out a little boom boom & to get a little boom boom.
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