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Yet again....
JCizzle
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DSWarmack and BIP demonstrate their superior firepower.
I'm sitting at work, peacefully, when I get a phone call asking if I have time to smoke. "Sure," I replied. DSWarmack informs me that he's on his way to my office, along with BIP.
So I give them the worst directions possible, and next thing I know, they arrive. I crack open my herfador to grab my solitary La Gloria Cubana, and Warmack says "hold on, keep that open." Boom! He hits me with phase one of of a good ol' black-op execution. 
Before I could even dust myself off and pull the shrapnel from my head, I get hit again, this time from BIP. 
There's been a mutiny!! So I drag myself outside to herf with these fine BOTLs, and out of nowhere, Warmack hits me again with an item that I've had my eye on for a while. I was floored and I stuck it on my shirt immediately and wore it throughout the herf. Shortly thereafter, BIP hit me for the final time, with the coolest coin I've ever seen.
Gentlemen, I can't thank you enough. The coin is going on display next to my humidor, and the patch will be promptly stuck or sewn on the next available piece of clothing/gear!
Here is a picture of one of the perpetrators:
The final damage assessment: AB Tempus, Punisher, Padilla 1932, 5 Vegas Cask Strength, Gurkha Crest and Centurian, Oliveros King Havano, Camacho Corojo, Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur, MOW Puro, Graycliff Espresso and 1666, Fortress by Carlos Torano, a massive Diesel Unlimited, and a Cuba Libre One.
I'm sitting at work, peacefully, when I get a phone call asking if I have time to smoke. "Sure," I replied. DSWarmack informs me that he's on his way to my office, along with BIP.
So I give them the worst directions possible, and next thing I know, they arrive. I crack open my herfador to grab my solitary La Gloria Cubana, and Warmack says "hold on, keep that open." Boom! He hits me with phase one of of a good ol' black-op execution. Before I could even dust myself off and pull the shrapnel from my head, I get hit again, this time from BIP. There's been a mutiny!! So I drag myself outside to herf with these fine BOTLs, and out of nowhere, Warmack hits me again with an item that I've had my eye on for a while. I was floored and I stuck it on my shirt immediately and wore it throughout the herf. Shortly thereafter, BIP hit me for the final time, with the coolest coin I've ever seen.Gentlemen, I can't thank you enough. The coin is going on display next to my humidor, and the patch will be promptly stuck or sewn on the next available piece of clothing/gear!
Here is a picture of one of the perpetrators:
The final damage assessment: AB Tempus, Punisher, Padilla 1932, 5 Vegas Cask Strength, Gurkha Crest and Centurian, Oliveros King Havano, Camacho Corojo, Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur, MOW Puro, Graycliff Espresso and 1666, Fortress by Carlos Torano, a massive Diesel Unlimited, and a Cuba Libre One.
Light 'em up.
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