I am a JACKASS LOLOL

Just had to share this one....

Sitting in the dark on the deck right now, surfing the forums and puffin away on a Tatuaje Havana VI, which is always a favorite...

All of a sudden, it starts tasting like a SERIOUS dog rocket - what the he11 is going on here???

A closer inspection reveals - I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE BAND!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO! :-)

Tatuaje makes great cigars, but their bands are NOT GOOD!





And the merciless ribbing and guffaws should start right... about... NOW! :-)

Comments

  • fla-gypsy
    fla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    Happened to me one winter morning about 6 am. I thought I smelled something different like somebody cooking breakfast and then the flavor shifted hard. I just ripped off the band and kept hitting it.
  • bandyt09
    bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭


    One time at cigar band camp..........

  • cooch36
    cooch36 Posts: 714 ✭✭
    Thats funny been close and will someday end up smoking a band. But usually take them off early.
  • RCY_Cigars
    RCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Never had that happen but, I'm sure it will, lol.
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ever accidentally put the lit end in your mouth? It will happen be careful of doing choirs with a cigar in hand. Sniper, I haven't done that yet. Too funny.
  • xmacro
    xmacro Posts: 3,398 ✭✭
    jsnake:
    Ever accidentally put the lit end in your mouth? It will happen be careful of doing choirs with a cigar in hand. Sniper, I haven't done that yet. Too funny.
    Done that, twice. While flipping burgers on the grill, I wasn't even thinking and just stuck it in my mouth. Embarrassing thing is, 10 minutes later, I did it again!!
  • cabinetmaker
    cabinetmaker Posts: 2,557 ✭✭
    I lit a diesel uhc with the footband still on it once while not paying attention. Smoked half the band b4 I figured it out (it was dark & I was driving and on the phone). It didn't impart any flavors I liked...
  • zoom6zoom
    zoom6zoom Posts: 1,211 ✭✭
    I guess you'll have to be banned.
  • Redtailhawkoz
    Redtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915
    Ill be Banned.... I mean Damned!!!!!!!! Cant say as I have ever had that happen YET>>>>>>>>>
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910
    zoom6zoom:
    I guess you'll have to be banned.
    LOL Well, its good to know Im the not the only one who has had a brain cramp while enjoying a good stick.
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910
    cabinetmaker:
    I lit a diesel uhc with the footband still on it once while not paying attention. Smoked half the band b4 I figured it out (it was dark & I was driving and on the phone). It didn't impart any flavors I liked...
    I can see how this could happen, even without the dark and the phone... anyone else ever be in such a hurry to fire up a stick that you get peeved that you have to take that extra second and a half to remove a footband from the stick you're about to light?

  • amz1301
    amz1301 Posts: 1,299
    What sort of beverages were being consumed before said mishap ?
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910
    amz1301:
    What sort of beverages were being consumed before said mishap ?
    Strictly Pepsi sir... cant even blame it on some hooch! LOL

  • cabinetmaker:
    I lit a diesel uhc with the footband still on it once while not paying attention. Smoked half the band b4 I figured it out (it was dark & I was driving and on the phone). It didn't impart any flavors I liked...
    I was at a get together this weekend for the guys in my family and I brought along some sticks to pass out. My dad selects an UHC and proceeds to light it up with the band on. I told him he was lighting the band and he just said "that's how we smoked em back in the day", he was joking of course. That's what happens when you spend the afternoon drinking and then try to enjoy a cigar.
  • Krieg
    Krieg Posts: 5,208 ✭✭✭
    they should make smokable bands!

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • ejenne87
    ejenne87 Posts: 1,924 ✭✭✭
    xmacro:
    jsnake:
    Ever accidentally put the lit end in your mouth? It will happen be careful of doing choirs with a cigar in hand. Sniper, I haven't done that yet. Too funny.
    Done that, twice. While flipping burgers on the grill, I wasn't even thinking and just stuck it in my mouth. Embarrassing thing is, 10 minutes later, I did it again!!
    I've done this before as well, good times :-( I also did it twice in the same night, but I was drinking and it was pretty dark. I remember the cigar being a Gurkha, I was smoking it becuase I figured it would taste great when I was drunk, (I hate Gurkhas when I'm not...) so I didn't feel bad having to toss it away.
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    ever seen someone light a cigar with the cedar wrap still left on it? i have.



    its funny




  • cooch36
    cooch36 Posts: 714 ✭✭
    twice I'm a idiot.
  • cooch36
    cooch36 Posts: 714 ✭✭
    jsnake:
    Ever accidentally put the lit end in your mouth? It will happen be careful of doing choirs with a cigar in hand. Sniper, I haven't done that yet. Too funny.
    Twice I'm an idiot that didn't learn the first time.
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836
    I've almost done this a few times, and I've started to toast the foot before and realized the foot band was still on. Luckily I haven't tasted it yet but it's only a matter of time. ADD FTW!
  • Hawk55
    Hawk55 Posts: 846
    clipped the right end...but ended up lighting the clipped end once...
  • shamrocked
    shamrocked Posts: 285
    Hawk55:
    clipped the right end...but ended up lighting the clipped end once...


    I was at a party a couple of weekends back and someone asked me if I could cut their swisher for them haha
  • Ken_Light
    Ken_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    shamrocked:
    Hawk55:
    clipped the right end...but ended up lighting the clipped end once...


    I was at a party a couple of weekends back and someone asked me if I could cut their swisher for them haha
    You should've just cut it in half, tossed it, and handed them something better. :)
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910
    Ken Light:
    shamrocked:
    Hawk55:
    clipped the right end...but ended up lighting the clipped end once...


    I was at a party a couple of weekends back and someone asked me if I could cut their swisher for them haha
    You should've just cut it in half, tossed it, and handed them something better. :)
    What you SHOULD have done was used your cutter on his sack so he couldnt reproduce! LOL