Congratulations Cabi. Here hoping you enjoy many many years together. My wife is my best friend and has been for almost 32 years. 26 of which we have been married. Here hoping that you are marrying your best friend Cabi.
Wow... I can't wait till I'm married to have sex... I heard it's like the head of a churchill after an old man with no teeth has spent the better half of 18 holes chewing and smoking it...
Congrats dude!
(Right about now, he's probably pacing back and forth, with a slight sweat building up.........)
Now, I don't know Greg, but I've been to plenty of weddings.
And for all the boys on the Forum here, I'm posting my "Greg's Wedding Events" odds for your bets:
1) Greg forgets to bring cigars to the wedding - 100 to 1
2) Greg dances too close with a Bride's Maid - 40 to 1
4) Greg realizes he didn't bring enough cigars to pass around - 10 to 1
5) Greg sneaks off for 20 minutes to smoke a quick Nub with close friends and contemplate life - 3 to 1
6) Greg celebrates the "completion" of his marriage much later in the evening, by smoking his best stick - 1 to 50
Congrats dude!
(Right about now, he's probably pacing back and forth, with a slight sweat building up.........)
Now, I don't know Greg, but I've been to plenty of weddings.
And for all the boys on the Forum here, I'm posting my "Greg's Wedding Events" odds for your bets:
1) Greg forgets to bring cigars to the wedding - 100 to 1
2) Greg dances too close with a Bride's Maid - 40 to 1
4) Greg realizes he didn't bring enough cigars to pass around - 10 to 1
5) Greg sneaks off for 20 minutes to smoke a quick Nub with close friends and contemplate life - 3 to 1
6) Greg celebrates the "completion" of his marriage much later in the evening, by smoking his best stick - 1 to 50
Sadly, there will be no smoking at the wedding or reception. I'm getting it done early, lol..
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(Right about now, he's probably pacing back and forth, with a slight sweat building up.........)
Now, I don't know Greg, but I've been to plenty of weddings.
And for all the boys on the Forum here, I'm posting my "Greg's Wedding Events" odds for your bets:
1) Greg forgets to bring cigars to the wedding - 100 to 1
2) Greg dances too close with a Bride's Maid - 40 to 1
4) Greg realizes he didn't bring enough cigars to pass around - 10 to 1
5) Greg sneaks off for 20 minutes to smoke a quick Nub with close friends and contemplate life - 3 to 1
6) Greg celebrates the "completion" of his marriage much later in the evening, by smoking his best stick - 1 to 50
It takes a saint to give away an angel....