Notes to Self

The_Kid
The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
in Non Cigar Related
Do not smoke cherry bombs,
Do not leave humidor unlocked around pets,
Move to Galveston and jog on beach 3x a day,
Always check oatmeal befor eating,
When in texas beware of Puss Moths,
Send Diamondog a copy of my resume and ask for a job application,
Do not rub eyes with fingers while smoking a punisher, (Or touch ****!!.Russ55)(Enfidle Clause... in case of emergency its ok to pee ones pants)
Trust in The Beard.
Do not tuck pink pistol in front waistband and blow **** off, buy holster.,,(AMZ1301)
Make sure I leave cell phone in the car before I go streaking
When operating power equipment maintain safe distance between tool and tool.
Do not click daily hottie thread unless you have 15mins free time.(wwestern) even though it only takes 5(dennisking)
Do not bomb Kuzi with an ass load of Rocky Patels!(Krieg)
[Im sure there will be more and Ill add to this when I think of some, feel free to offer suggestions]

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  • amz1301
    amz1301 Posts: 1,299 ✭
    The Kid:
    Do not smoke cherry bombs,
    Do not leave humidor unlocked around pets,
    Move to Galveston and jog on beach 3x a day,
    Always check oatmeal befor eating,
    When in texas beware of Puss Moths,
    Send Diamondog a copy of my resume and ask for a job application,
    Do not rub eyes with fingers while smoking a punisher
    Trust in The Beard.
    Im sure there will be more and Ill add to this when I think of some, feel free to offer suggestions
    Do not tuck pink pistol in front waistband and blow **** off, buy holster.
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    amz1301:
    The Kid:
    Do not smoke cherry bombs,
    Do not leave humidor unlocked around pets,
    Move to Galveston and jog on beach 3x a day,
    Always check oatmeal befor eating,
    When in texas beware of Puss Moths,
    Send Diamondog a copy of my resume and ask for a job application,
    Do not rub eyes with fingers while smoking a punisher
    Trust in The Beard.
    Im sure there will be more and Ill add to this when I think of some, feel free to offer suggestions
    Do not tuck pink pistol in front waistband and blow **** off, buy holster.
    Excellent suggestion just thought of a couple more, Ill add to original list, thank you/
  • Russ55
    Russ55 Posts: 2,762 ✭✭✭
    The Kid:
    Do not rub eyes with fingers while smoking a punisher
    Or urinate...
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    Russ55:
    The Kid:
    Do not rub eyes with fingers while smoking a punisher
    Or urinate...
    Yes sage advise!! original list updated
  • dennisking
    dennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    i love this.
  • wwestern
    wwestern Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭
    Do not click daily hottie thread unless you have 15mins free time.
  • dennisking
    dennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    wwestern:
    Do not click daily hottie thread unless you have 15mins free time.
    it only takes me 5 minutes
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    Russ55:
    The Kid:
    Do not rub eyes with fingers while smoking a punisher
    Or urinate...
    Unless you pee your pants then it's ok because it's no hands! Gotta think outside the box guys....
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    Or have ones girlfriend hold it.. She has to anyway cause my doc said I shouldnt lift anything heavy after my back injury
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    dennisking:
    wwestern:
    Do not click daily hottie thread unless you have 15mins free time.
    it only takes me 5 minutes
    TRUE TRUE but theres prep time and cleanup so you both are correct.Original updated
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    The Kid:
    Or have ones girlfriend hold it.. She has to anyway cause my doc said I shouldnt lift anything heavy after my back injury
    bahahahahahaha
  • Krieg
    Krieg Posts: 5,208 ✭✭✭
    Do not bomb Kuzi with an ass load of Rocky Patels!

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    Krieg:
    Do not bomb Kuzi with an ass load of Rocky Patels!
    Not sure what this is all about but will add it better to be safe than sorry..
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    The Kid:
    Krieg:
    Do not bomb Kuzi with an ass load of Rocky Patels!
    Not sure what this is all about but will add it better to be safe than sorry..
    Congrats on 500
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    ENFIDL:
    The Kid:
    Krieg:
    Do not bomb Kuzi with an ass load of Rocky Patels!
    Not sure what this is all about but will add it better to be safe than sorry..
    Congrats on 500
    OH damn,,,Whats protocol???and btw THANKS!!
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    The Kid:
    ENFIDL:
    The Kid:
    Krieg:
    Do not bomb Kuzi with an ass load of Rocky Patels!
    Not sure what this is all about but will add it better to be safe than sorry..
    Congrats on 500
    OH damn,,,Whats protocol???and btw THANKS!!
    No protocol. Some people have contests or bombs for them others (like me) don't even notice their own and see it way too late....lol
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ???this was funny.
  • Gurkha Man!
    Gurkha Man! Posts: 232
    this should be the rules of the forum! or maybe new people should be sent this

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