Funny thing is, if you took all the awesomeness of those beards combined and extracted it, it would pale in comparison to even a single strand from the beard...we have not yet discovered a viable means to calculate the awesomeness of even one of The Beards strands nevermind the full beard...
For years I've heard about how great Bruce Lee was...if he were alive today to meet The Beard, he'd cower down and quiver like a puppy at the sight of The Beard's awesomeness!
"Any cigar smoker is friend, because I know how he feels." Alfred de Musset "A fine cigar is just like a woman. If you don't light it up just right and suck on it with a certain frequency, it will go out on you."Unknown
“A pipe is to the troubled soul what caresses of a mother are for her suffering child.” Indian Proverb
Being a man of the beard is the only way to be, I've had a beard ever since I could grow a full one. My wife (girlfriend at the time) saw me only once with a very short beard after an incident with some clippers and she said to me, "please don't ever do that again, grow your beard back". I knew right then I had to marry her.
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"Any cigar smoker is friend, because I know how he feels." Alfred de Musset
"A fine cigar is just like a woman. If you don't light it up just right and suck on it with a certain frequency, it will go out on you." Unknown
“A pipe is to the troubled soul what caresses of a mother are for her suffering child.” Indian Proverb
"Long ashes my friends."
The Beard's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
Behind the beard, there is not a chin, just another fist.