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KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
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So I was just sitting here on my deck when I felt something hit my arm. Turns out a bird **** on me. God dammit.

"Long ashes my friends."

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    The_KidThe_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    They say thats supposed to bring good luck. At least it wasnt in your hair..
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    jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't feel too bad. I've been at yard parties where that happened.... even had one crap in my drink once. I think the worst time, though, was up in Washington State when my wife and I were waiting for a ferry to arrI've. I walked down to the entrance to the loading ramp to watch for the ferry and a large seagull sitting on top of a light pole decided he objected to my presence and hit me square on top of my head with extra residue running down my sunglasses. Not a pleasant time.
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    grannejagranneja Posts: 382
    Shoot, talk about a crappy experience!
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    LasabarLasabar Posts: 4,472 ✭✭✭
    IS... YOUR BEER... OKAY?????
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    KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    IS... YOUR BEER... OKAY?????
    yeah, everything was fine, glad he didn't hit my cigar...just my arm!

    "Long ashes my friends."

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    djbeeniedjbeenie Posts: 469 ✭
    Man that was hilarious! I got to see this live! haha That bird pwned you!
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    KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    djbeenie:
    Man that was hilarious! I got to see this live! haha That bird pwned you!
    why is it when something embarrassing as HELL happens to me, you're always around?

    "Long ashes my friends."

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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Welcome to life. We all get **** on. You just got the literal version. Which is much better than the version where life in general ****s on you.

    Marker.
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    jr_p951jr_p951 Posts: 1,121
    The funniest thing I seen was when we were in South America somewhere when a buddy of mine got bombed by a parrot!! I swear it was like a pterodactyl emptied its bowels down his back! I had to get some pics of that and laugh every time I see them. It always brings back a smile when we're having a beer and I say "Remember that time we were in South America and that bird **** all over you!"
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    KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    Marker:
    Welcome to life. We all get **** on. You just got the literal version. Which is much better than the version where life in general ****s on you.

    Marker.
    True

    "Long ashes my friends."

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    KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    jr_p951:
    The funniest thing I seen was when we were in South America somewhere when a buddy of mine got bombed by a parrot!! I swear it was like a pterodactyl emptied its bowels down his back! I had to get some pics of that and laugh every time I see them. It always brings back a smile when we're having a beer and I say "Remember that time we were in South America and that bird **** all over you!"
    I'm sure he loves it when u bring that up, lol

    "Long ashes my friends."

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