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A Call To Arms *** CMH AWARDED ON PAGE 11 ***

The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
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Squadron... tench-HUT!

puh-RADE - REST!

Gentlemen, Ive called you all here this evening for a very special occasion.

I cannot tell you in public WHAT this mission is, WHERE the mission will take place, WHO the target is, or WHEN the operation will be launched.

What I CAN tell you is this is a black-ops, top secret mission of the utmost importance. I need THE FINEST volunteers this community has to offer, and it is an ALL-volunteer mission.

Idle chatter may be posted to this thread in order to confuse the target; however, if you believe you've got what it takes to join this mission, DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IDENTIFY YOURSELF by posting so much as a "pm sent" on this thread. Absolutely NO details of the mission are to be discussed publicly AT ANY TIME!

Volunteers will be taken on a case-by-case basis. You may volunteer to me thru PM to learn mission details so that you may make an informed decision on whether you want to join the team. Not all who volunteer may have what it takes to make the team; there is no shame in this.

Take the time to think carefully on your decision gentlemen - some of us will NOT be coming back from this mission. However, the impact of this mission WILL live forever, which means that YOU will live forever!

That is all gentlemen.

SQUADRON - tench-HUT!

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Comments

  • The_KidThe_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭

    Classified Personnel Only

  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    LMAO! ALL HAIL THE KEYBOARD CAT!

    Maybe I can talk him into playing taps at the funerals of those who dont return from this mission! LOL

  • The_KidThe_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    The Sniper:
    LMAO! ALL HAIL THE KEYBOARD CAT!

    Maybe I can talk him into playing taps at the funerals of those who dont return from this mission! LOL

    Sir, Taps should only be played on a bugle Sir. But I believe he has a cousin that plays bugle Sir!
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    The Kid:
    The Sniper:
    LMAO! ALL HAIL THE KEYBOARD CAT!

    Maybe I can talk him into playing taps at the funerals of those who dont return from this mission! LOL

    Sir, Taps should only be played on a bugle Sir. But I believe he has a cousin that plays bugle Sir!
    I bet the keyboard cat could program his keyboard to sound exactly like it but I agree - bugle or nothing except in times of dire emergency.

    And please, no more sir's - enlisted puke here, I work(ed LOL) for a living! :-)

  • RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    B Co. FS Heavy Combat Engineers are in.....
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    ENGINEERS CARRY THE LOAD!

  • DSWarmackDSWarmack Posts: 1,426 ✭
    The Sniper:
    ENGINEERS BLOW THE LOAD!



    Fixed it!
  • The_KidThe_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    eeewwwwww
  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z93AADd2Dpo
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    DSWarmack:
    The Sniper:
    ENGINEERS BLOW THE LOAD!



    Fixed it!
    Yer mom's a man Warmack! LOL

  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    *** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***


    To all you girzzled veterans of the bombing wars and the peace lovers around the forums who dont normally participate in such things, you WILL want to be part of this mission. PM me to find out why.

    If you are NOT involved, when this mission becomes public knowledge you WILL regret not being part of it. Making sure EVERYONE on the forums has a chance to be involved.


    *** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***

  • JonathanEJonathanE Posts: 401 ✭
    The Sniper:
    ENGINEERS CARRY THE LOAD!

    No, no, no. Engineers tell the loadmasters what to load the truck with. {;-) The outdoors... they aren't air conditioned!

    JDE

  • denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    The King is in the building!

  • BigT06BigT06 Posts: 3,899 ✭
    dennisking:
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    Well put.
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    The Sniper:
    *** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***


    To all you girzzled veterans of the bombing wars and the peace lovers around the forums who dont normally participate in such things, you WILL want to be part of this mission. PM me to find out why.

    If you are NOT involved, when this mission becomes public knowledge you WILL regret not being part of it. Making sure EVERYONE on the forums has a chance to be involved.


    *** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***


    In the words of Randy Macho Man Savage.......
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    ROTFLMAO!
  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uqqcfFwm3E&feature=related
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Redtailhawkoz:
    The Sniper:
    *** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***


    To all you girzzled veterans of the bombing wars and the peace lovers around the forums who dont normally participate in such things, you WILL want to be part of this mission. PM me to find out why.

    If you are NOT involved, when this mission becomes public knowledge you WILL regret not being part of it. Making sure EVERYONE on the forums has a chance to be involved.


    *** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***


    In the words of Randy Macho Man Savage.......
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    ROTFLMAO!
    Or 'Oh f#%k, a tree!'
  • denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    Marker:
    Redtailhawkoz:
    The Sniper:
    *** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***


    To all you girzzled veterans of the bombing wars and the peace lovers around the forums who dont normally participate in such things, you WILL want to be part of this mission. PM me to find out why.

    If you are NOT involved, when this mission becomes public knowledge you WILL regret not being part of it. Making sure EVERYONE on the forums has a chance to be involved.


    *** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***


    In the words of Randy Macho Man Savage.......
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    ROTFLMAO!
    Or 'Oh f#%k, a tree!'
    LOL, that snapped his Slim Jim
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    After it happened I was talking to my sister who was a huge WWF fan back in the day. When she told me about it I instantly said 'Snap into an Oak tree!'
  • MperconteMperconte Posts: 367
    I've heard about this...

    Yeah, I remember this one. It's where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. Is that - is that what we're doin' here?

    Harry Stamper: [under his breath] Rockhound. Rockhound: No, no, really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry.
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    Thats why we're trying it again Perco. Now keep your voice down, this is supposed to be a SECRET mission, remember. Wiley might hear you... LOL

  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    *** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***


    War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.

    Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.


    *** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***

  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Sniper:
    *** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***


    War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.

    Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.


    *** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***

    radio silence here sir ! you know how to contact me if more munitions are needed!
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    so its time to fire
  • denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    supply drop headed to base station alpha
  • skweekzskweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    The Sniper:
    *** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***


    War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.

    Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.


    *** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***

    For those of us Air Force folk, that means put down the 7 iron and get your **** ready.
  • The_KidThe_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    skweekz:
    The Sniper:
    *** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***


    War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.

    Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.


    *** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***

    For those of us Air Force folk, that means put down the 7 iron and get your **** ready.
    speakin of AF do they still serve lobster in the "dining" hall?
  • skweekzskweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    The Kid:
    skweekz:
    The Sniper:
    *** FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE - UNCLASSIFIED ***


    War-Ready Materials (WRM) have begun to arrive at Forward Operating Base ***CENSORED***. Mission go time currently unavailable; however mission HAS been green-lighted. Once equipment reaches mission ready levels, countdown will begin. Further updates will be disseminated as buildup continues.

    Maintain OPSEC, COMSEC, and mission ready posture.


    *** END FLASH TRAFFIC MESSAGE ***

    For those of us Air Force folk, that means put down the 7 iron and get your **** ready.
    speakin of AF do they still serve lobster in the "dining" hall?

    When I was in, the buffet didn't have any lobster...at least, not on a regular basis.
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    Been some years that Ive been out, but the only place I ever saw seafood in a dining hall was in deployed locations - and the people in those locations are definitely earning their meals!

    LMAO @ the putting the 7 iron down comment! So sad, but so true... which it what makes it SO FUNNY! :-)

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