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madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
A man met a nice young woman and after a short courtship they began having sex. After they had sex she would rub his balls for quite some time. At first he did not mind and just allowed her to do so without saying too much. However after they'd had sex a number of times and she continued to rub his balls for quite some time afterwards he decided he was going to ask her why she did this.

The next time they had sex she immediately went to rubbing his balls afterwards. He worked up the nerve after a few moments and said, "Its not that I mind at all but I'm just curious. Why is that you rub my balls for so long after sex?"

To which she replied, "Oh I hope it didn't bother you. You could have said something earlier. Its just that I really miss mine."
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  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    SICK..... WRONG.....EEEWWWWW.... ( but still a little funny )
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    splutter!
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    EERRRRR........
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    Hahahaha, that is a good one! oh man.
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
  • cheymancheyman Posts: 157
    This reminds me of when I lost righty....RIP Righty: 2/19/2004...Least We Forget.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    cheyman:
    This reminds me of when I lost righty....RIP Righty: 2/19/2004...Least We Forget.

    LMFAAO. I can hardly see the keyboard thru the tears...
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    cheyman:
    This reminds me of when I lost righty....RIP Righty: 2/19/2004...Least We Forget.
    good ol internet anonynimity(wtf! i cant spell today)
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    madurofan:
    cheyman:
    This reminds me of when I lost righty....RIP Righty: 2/19/2004...Least We Forget.
    good ol internet anonynimity(wtf! i cant spell today)

    Wheres Doodie and Urbi ? Anonynimity? LOL
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    I think it falls under the Idiomatic Speech Exemption. Sorta like "edumacation."
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    hey f*ck u guys.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    madurofan:
    hey f*ck u guys.

    Well...I guess we've been tolded, or is that tolled? ;)
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    laker1963:
    madurofan:
    hey f*ck u guys.

    Well...I guess we've been tolded, or is that tolled? ;)
    i just spit bourbon and ginger lol
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    I would have been all over this, but I passed out and whacked my head on the table when I saw Maddy's spelling.
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    madurofan:
    hey f*ck u guys.
    Don't hate me because I'm a cunning linguist.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Holy sh*t. No more drunk posting for this guy. *shaking my head* Anonymity is the word that brings me down? WTF. At least I provided you guys with a good laugh AND urbi got to tell us he loves going down on the fairer sex. Wait ...
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    madurofan:
    Holy sh*t. No more drunk posting for this guy. *shaking my head* Anonymity is the word that brings me down? WTF. At least I provided you guys with a good laugh AND urbi got to tell us he loves going down on the fairer sex. Wait ...

    Hey wadda ya mean no more drunk posting? You are still stranded there for the day aren't you ?
    What else are you going to do for the day but drink, smoke cigars and talk to us. You weren't thinking of doing some work or anything like that were you?
    BTW, my interpretation of Urbi's comment were that he liked to go down and talk cleverly to the fairer sex's fairer parts !
    I could be wrong and I will wait for and defer to Urbi's explanation of these comments.
    Hey Urbi... pick your head up and "splain" yourself will ya ?
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    Now the portions of a woman that appeal to man's depravity
    Are fashioned with considerable care
    And what at first appears to be a simple little cavity
    Is really an elaborate affair.

    Now, surgeons who have studied these afeminine phenomena
    By numerous experiments on dames
    Have taken all the items of the feminine abdomena
    And given them delightful little names.

    There's the vulva, the ****, and the good old paranigna
    And the hymen -- that is sometimes found in brides.
    There's a lot of little gadgets. You would love them if you knew them
    The ****, and Lord knows what besides!

    What a pity it is, then, when we common people chatter
    Of those mysteries to which I have referred
    We use for such a delicate, and complicated matter
    Such a very short, and unattractive word.

    Now the erudite authorities who study the geography
    Of that obscure but entertaining land
    Are able to indulge a taste for intricate topography,
    And view those tasty details close at hand.

    But ordinary people, though aware of their existence
    And complexities beyond the public know,
    Are normally contented to view them from a distance
    And to treat them, roughly speaking, as a show.

    When, therefore, all us laymen probe the secrets of virginity
    The language that we use is somewhat blunt
    And we don't becloud the issue with meticulous Latinity,
    But call the whole concern a simple four-letter-word.

    For men have made this useful and intelligent commodity
    The topic of a baudy joke and jibe.
    Yet, though the name they call it is somewhat of an oddity,
    It seems to fit the subject they describe.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    laker1963:
    madurofan:
    Holy sh*t. No more drunk posting for this guy. *shaking my head* Anonymity is the word that brings me down? WTF. At least I provided you guys with a good laugh AND urbi got to tell us he loves going down on the fairer sex. Wait ...

    Hey wadda ya mean no more drunk posting? You are still stranded there for the day aren't you ?
    What else are you going to do for the day but drink, smoke cigars and talk to us. You weren't thinking of doing some work or anything like that were you?
    BTW, my interpretation of Urbi's comment were that he liked to go down and talk cleverly to the fairer sex's fairer parts !
    I could be wrong and I will wait for and defer to Urbi's explanation of these comments.
    Hey Urbi... pick your head up and "splain" yourself will ya ?
    I'm out of alcohol and all the stores are closed. I hate this place. I do mean I **** hate it.
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    It really is amazing how quickly boredom sets in for us moderns, when deprived of our electricity and transport.
    dutyje:
    Now the portions of a woman that appeal to man's depravity
    Are fashioned with considerable care
    And what at first appears to be a simple little cavity
    Is really an elaborate affair...
    Oscar Wilde?
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    urbino:
    It really is amazing how quickly boredom sets in for us moderns, when deprived of our electricity and transport.
    dutyje:
    Now the portions of a woman that appeal to man's depravity
    Are fashioned with considerable care
    And what at first appears to be a simple little cavity
    Is really an elaborate affair...
    Oscar Wilde?
    Oscar Brand... well done :)
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    I guess half-right will have to do.

    Nice signature line, btw.
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    urbino:
    I guess half-right will have to do.

    Nice signature line, btw.
    Nice way of indirectly offering yourself a compliment :)
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    Not at all. I was complimenting your taste.
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    You're saying I like pushing burros from behind?
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    You're saying I like pushing burros from behind?
    I figured you more for the kind to push a sheep to the edge of a cliff, then give it a push form behind.
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    dutyje:
    You're saying I like pushing burros from behind?
    What else would I be saying?
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    urbino:
    dutyje:
    You're saying I like pushing burros from behind?
    What else would I be saying?
    That it brings you pleasure to imagine me pushing from behind.
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    And why would I be saying such a thing, even if true?
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    urbino:
    And why would I be saying such a thing, even if true?
    *awkward silence*
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