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Joke for Superbowl week...

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7. Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score. 'Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that? 'The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides'.

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  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    i should tell that one to the wife.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    LMAO, I've heard that same joke except take out the part about the crapping the bed. When the wife goes for the field goal he shoves it in her butt and says, Field Goal Blocked!
  • cheymancheyman Posts: 157
    HAHAHA...thats great...my wife always beats me at this game!
  • LukoLuko Posts: 2,004
    umm, eeeewwww.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    madurofan:
    LMAO, I've heard that same joke except take out the part about the crapping the bed. When the wife goes for the field goal he shoves it in her butt and says, Field Goal Blocked!

    Now that is funny. I told my buddy this joke today and he said the same thing as you Maddy and then told me that joke. In his version it was a football linebacker and a gay guy.
    And like Luko said here... ummm ewwwww
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    laker1963:
    madurofan:
    LMAO, I've heard that same joke except take out the part about the crapping the bed. When the wife goes for the field goal he shoves it in her butt and says, Field Goal Blocked!

    Now that is funny. I told my buddy this joke today and he said the same thing as you Maddy and then told me that joke. In his version it was a football linebacker and a gay guy.
    And like Luko said here... ummm ewwwww
    it loses its funniness lol
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