First of all, it's Krystal's with a "K". And if you yankee carpetbaggers compare a freakin mystery meat McRib or a soggy White Castle to the culinary divinity known as a Krystal-burger again you might just start up Civil War 2.0. Fair warning.
First of all, it's Krystal's with a "K". And if you yankee carpetbaggers compare a freakin mystery meat McRib or a soggy White Castle to the culinary divinity known as a Krystal-burger again you might just start up Civil War 2.0. Fair warning.
My sincerest apologies for my people and I SPELLING your burgers wrong. However COMMA you and your people cant MAKE our burgers right (Krystal's is a sorry excuse for a White Castle knockoff) so I would be willing to call this one even if you are.
If not, I'll be happy to meet your barefoot backwards a$$ at Fort Sumter for a War of Northern Aggression Part Deux burger-off whenever you'd care to LOSE. :-) LMAO!
First of all, it's Krystal's with a "K". And if you yankee carpetbaggers compare a freakin mystery meat McRib or a soggy White Castle to the culinary divinity known as a Krystal-burger again you might just start up Civil War 2.0. Fair warning.
My sincerest apologies for my people and I SPELLING your burgers wrong. However COMMA you and your people cant MAKE our burgers right (Krystal's is a sorry excuse for a White Castle knockoff) so I would be willing to call this one even if you are.
If not, I'll be happy to meet your barefoot backwards a$$ at Fort Sumter for a War of Northern Aggression Part Deux burger-off whenever you'd care to LOSE. :-) LMAO!
All I'm saying is I can eat more Krystals (or White Castles... frikin yanks) OR McRibs than both of you put together! There's a "big" in my name for a reason... lol.
First of all, it's Krystal's with a "K". And if you yankee carpetbaggers compare a freakin mystery meat McRib or a soggy White Castle to the culinary divinity known as a Krystal-burger again you might just start up Civil War 2.0. Fair warning.
My sincerest apologies for my people and I SPELLING your burgers wrong. However COMMA you and your people cant MAKE our burgers right (Krystal's is a sorry excuse for a White Castle knockoff) so I would be willing to call this one even if you are.
If not, I'll be happy to meet your barefoot backwards a$$ at Fort Sumter for a War of Northern Aggression Part Deux burger-off whenever you'd care to LOSE. :-) LMAO!
All I'm saying is I can eat more Krystals (or White Castles... frikin yanks) OR McRibs than both of you put together! There's a "big" in my name for a reason... lol.
LOL Funny story man - I live in Kansas City where we have neither White Castles (they closed the last one here years ago) nor Krystals. The last company I worker for would occasionally send us to St Louis on projects where they DO have White Castles. It became a tradition / challenge among many of us to swing into the WC drive-thru on the way back to KC, eat a half dowen White Castles, then start the timer to see who could make it the longest without having to pull over and "download" the meal.
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You damned McRib haters probably dont even like White Castles (that would be Crystals for you southern BOTL).
No idea what is gastrointestinally best in life, I swear to God... :-D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlIaown6Wpw
If not, I'll be happy to meet your barefoot backwards a$$ at Fort Sumter for a War of Northern Aggression Part Deux burger-off whenever you'd care to LOSE. :-) LMAO!
Three hour drive back to Kansas City.
ONE GUY made it all the way ONE TIME.
The next best time was just shy of 90 minutes.
That, me bruddahs, is good eatin'! ;-)