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2000 post contest

jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
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mom's birthday is coming up and it could be whats left in 2011 or in 2012 ,lol. what month and day will it be? closest guess wins the prize. in case of tie how old will she be and 1st closest guess will win if a tie,, 1 guess each and contest ends when i hit 2000, good luck!
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  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    November 30th. as a side note: I can tell your a good guy, just by your thinking about mom.
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    December 11th. I will guess 64.

    It is your contest jj. Do what you want. Nothing wrong with being a mommas boy :)
  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Marker:
    December 11th. I will guess 64.

    It is your contest jj. Do what you want. Nothing wrong with being a mommas boy :)
    trying to get bombed on purpose wont work,lmao
  • Shaun.Harrison87Shaun.Harrison87 Posts: 1,971 ✭
    December 25th...66yrs old
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    jj20030:
    Marker:
    December 11th. I will guess 64.

    It is your contest jj. Do what you want. Nothing wrong with being a mommas boy :)
    trying to get bombed on purpose wont work,lmao
    Truth hurts, doesn't it jj?
  • wwhwangwwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    December 2nd and she'll be 61. Congrats on 2k!
  • RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Congrats Mommas Boy, I mean Jimmy. Going with November 21 and she will be 60.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    Congrats JJ. I guess Dec. 20th and she will be 69.
  • JSaintJSaint Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭
    December 15th and ill say 67.
    "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her." -Ricky
  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    My guess would be Nov 19th and no guess on age cause my momma always told me "Never try to guess or ask a woman her age and you'll live a long pain free life"

    UberHumidors
    CutleryBarn
  • skweekzskweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    I'll say she's a New Years baby...January 1st, she'll be 70
  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    December 10th & she will be 55
  • dbeckomdbeckom Posts: 2,193 ✭✭✭✭✭
    November 14, and she'll be 58

    "Any cigar smoker is friend, because I know how he feels." Alfred de Musset

     "A fine cigar is just like a woman. If you don't light it up just right and suck on it with a certain frequency, it will go out on you." Unknown

    “A pipe is to the troubled soul what caresses of a mother are for her suffering child.”  Indian Proverb
  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    Brother you know you mentioned in the "I Love Turds" thread you didn't want to post a pic of your ugly mug. Despite how you feel about it I bet your momma loves that **** smoking, bearded mug more then anything in the world.

    Tell you what, with your permission to honor your mothers birthday and your 2000 post I will offer up a bonus 5er for the brother or sister that can tell all of us why they too love that ugly mug of yours just like your momma does.

    OK all look real good at this picture and let those loving heart felt words pour out. The winner will be picked by JJ himself

    image
    UberHumidors
    CutleryBarn
  • danielruasdanielruas Posts: 778 ✭
    December 20th, 65
  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MTuccelli:
    Brother you know you mentioned in the "I Love Turds" thread you didn't want to post a pic of your ugly mug. Despite how you feel about it I bet your momma loves that **** smoking, bearded mug more then anything in the world.

    Tell you what, with your permission to honor your mothers birthday and your 2000 post I will offer up a bonus 5er for the brother or sister that can tell all of us why they too love that ugly mug of yours just like your momma does.

    OK all look real good at this picture and let those loving heart felt words pour out. The winner will be picked by JJ himself

    image
    ok mommas boys and all you heard it a bonus 5er up for grabs by botl MTuccelli, give it your best shot!,lol
  • howtobasshowtobass Posts: 589
    December 31st, 72
  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jan 3, 2012. 58yrs
  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao
  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    jj20030:
    MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao
    Oh I think the brothers here will chime in soon. Maybe it would help if I mention the 5er will be my good stuff and not the green labels
    UberHumidors
    CutleryBarn
  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MTuccelli:
    jj20030:
    MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao
    Oh I think the brothers here will chime in soon. Maybe it would help if I mention the 5er will be my good stuff and not the green labels
    aka the turds,lmao,
  • RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    jj20030:
    MTuccelli:
    jj20030:
    MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao
    Oh I think the brothers here will chime in soon. Maybe it would help if I mention the 5er will be my good stuff and not the green labels
    aka the turds,lmao,
    ,

    I'll chime in, I'm not scared. Jimmy beard is bad a s s. That's The Beard's in house moderator, lol....

  • The_KidThe_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    jj20030:
    MTuccelli , dont think were gonna get a bite on this un, there is just nothing they can say about a perfect face, wait , the kid will be along im sure he will have something to say , lmao
    Right You are,,,, Now that I just stumbled on this Im gonna ask you to let me think about it..... but I do know that Mtuccelli really loves that mug of yours...why? Well I hear its because He likes the way those whiskers tickle his back....If ya know what I mean....lol. Ok I love the mug because.....to be cont-
    Oh,, Dec 28th and 70
  • pbchevopbchevo Posts: 712 ✭
    January 1 2012
    age 82
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    I think his mom loves him because he doesn't have ears or a neck.
  • beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133 ✭
    I was waiting to see a guy in a suit and Mexican fedora, chilling with lots of bling and women. Oh well, mom loves him. Nov 27. 70
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    Dec 12th and 73. Happy early bday to your mom and congrats on 2k brother!
  • The_KidThe_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    "Ode to the Face OF JJ"

    Who's face do I see'eth looking at me? Tis the the Face of an Angel as bright as can be!
    As I lay my head softly on my pillow at night, I think of Jimmy's face as the days worries dissapear from sight
    In my dreams drinkin and brawlling abound, Then I see Jimmy's face as he lifts me from the ground
    Into the back of his pickup I lay, as we drive from cathouse to cathouse. but we do not pay
    For the ladies all love to see his face, and they take turns to shed their lace.
    Upon his face do the girls all straddle, as Aerosmith plays back in the saddle
    Then I wake in the morn with the dew still assunder, I think of JJ's face, as I'm filled with wonder!
    I get up and smoke a cigar that was gifted to me, I think of the Legend JJ, riding hard and free!!!
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension.
    A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind.
    You are moving into a land of both shadow and substance,
    of things and ideas. You have just crossed over into the Twilight Zone
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    One guy wins a contest by posting a piece of poetry and now everyone knows the trick...
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