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TumblerTumbler Posts: 338 ✭✭
I thought we could perhaps start a new post. It doesn't have to be burros - we shouldn't segregate here...
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    Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    ROFL!!!!!! Oh this is so **** wrong!!!
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    laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    Jetmech_63:
    ROFL!!!!!! Oh this is so **** wrong!!!

    C'mon Jet. the truth will set you free.
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    TumblerTumbler Posts: 338 ✭✭
    laker1963:
    Jetmech_63:
    ROFL!!!!!! Oh this is so **** wrong!!!

    C'mon Jet. the truth will set you free.


    The man does protest a bit too much - I do some skeletons
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    laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    Tumbler:
    laker1963:
    Jetmech_63:
    ROFL!!!!!! Oh this is so **** wrong!!!

    C'mon Jet. the truth will set you free.


    The man does protest a bit too much - I do some skeletons

    See that Jet? Now people are talking...
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    phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    umm there's just too much donkey talking around here...
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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    smokin' it along .....like donkey kong
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    phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    gmill880:
    smokin' it along .....like donkey kong
    or donkey's dong??
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    dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    Hey Jet.. I like the new avatar.

    So... have you had a chance to check out the inside of Bino's humi? I could uhhh.. show you around a bit later if you want.
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    urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    dutyje:
    Hey Jet.. I like the new avatar.

    So... have you had a chance to check out the inside of Bino's humi? I could uhhh.. show you around a bit later if you want.
    Just make sure he leads the tour, Jet. I'm just sayin'.
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    TumblerTumbler Posts: 338 ✭✭
    urbino:
    dutyje:
    Hey Jet.. I like the new avatar.

    So... have you had a chance to check out the inside of Bino's humi? I could uhhh.. show you around a bit later if you want.
    Just make sure he leads the tour, Jet. I'm just sayin'.


    Thinks are smokin' here!
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    laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    dutyje:
    Hey Jet.. I like the new avatar.

    So... have you had a chance to check out the inside of Bino's humi? I could uhhh.. show you around a bit later if you want.

    ROFLMAO... good god my sides hurt !!
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    Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    I could uhhh.. show you around a bit later if you want.


    Bow Chicka Bow Wow.....
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    LukoLuko Posts: 2,003 ✭✭
    Jetmech_63:
    dutyje:
    I could uhhh.. show you around a bit later if you want.


    Bow Chicka Bow Wow.....
    Don't be an ass.
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    dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    Luko:
    Jetmech_63:
    dutyje:
    I could uhhh.. show you around a bit later if you want.


    Bow Chicka Bow Wow.....
    Don't be an ass.
    ba-dum bum
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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947

    Tumbler:
    urbino:
    dutyje:
    Hey Jet.. I like the new avatar.

    So... have you had a chance to check out the inside of Bino's humi? I could uhhh.. show you around a bit later if you want.
    Just make sure he leads the tour, Jet. I'm just sayin'.


    Thinks are smokin' here!

    Hey 'Bino have you built ramps between the levels of your humi so duty can ride the burro around in there. I hear their both getting bored down in the bottom.

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    dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    On a side note, I got a virus hunting around the web for a good burro avatar. Turns out those **** sites aren't the best place to go looking at pictures. Gmill, I'm sure you already knew that ;)
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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    heh heh heh ......
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    kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    On a side note, I got a virus hunting around the web for a good burro avatar. Turns out those **** sites aren't the best place to go looking at pictures. Gmill, I'm sure you already knew that ;)
    You better be careful, when you have the geek squad comes to fix your computer, they are obligated to report unusual activity, which would include to many visits to cigar websites.
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    urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    gmill880:
    Hey 'Bino have you built ramps between the levels of your humi so duty can ride the burro around in there. I hear their both getting bored down in the bottom.
    Coulda fooled me. With all the braying and squealing coming outta there, it sounds they're keeping busy. Or gettin' busy, as the case may be.
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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947

    A burro is a terrible thing to waste.

     

     

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    j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    gmill880:

    A burro is a terrible thing to waste.

     

     

    But not so terrible a thing to taste. Eh urby?
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    madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Couple-a sick bastards 'round this thread. LMAO
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    TumblerTumbler Posts: 338 ✭✭
    dutyje:
    On a side note, I got a virus hunting around the web for a good burro avatar. Turns out those **** sites aren't the best place to go looking at pictures. Gmill, I'm sure you already knew that ;)


    I like the Freudian Slip - ****
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    dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    Was listening to this song today... anybody recognize it? May have to be my new theme song. There are much better songs on this record, however ("Sam, You Made the Pants Too Long", "The Last Time I Saw Paris", "When the Lights Go on Again", "Riders in the Sky").

    There's a song in the air,
    But the fair senorita
    doesn't seem to care
    for the song in the air.
    So I'll sing to the mule
    if you're sure she won't think
    that I am just a fool
    serenading a mule.

    Amigo mio, does she not have a dainty bray?
    She listens carefully to each little tune you play.
    La bella Senorita!
    Si, si, mi muchachita,
    She'd love to sing it too if only she knew the way.
    But try as she may,
    in her voice there's a flaw!
    And all that the lady can say
    is "HEE HAWWWWWWWWWW!"

    Senorita donkey's feet are
    not so fleet as a mosquito,
    but so sweet like my chiquita,
    You're the one for me! HEY!

    But try as she may,
    in her voice there's a flaw!
    And all that the lady can say
    is "HEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

    Senorita donkey's feet are
    not so fleet as a mosquito,
    but so sweet like my chiquita,
    you're the one for me. HEY!
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    TumblerTumbler Posts: 338 ✭✭
    Give me a couple of seconds here... sniff sniff...
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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947

    Tumbler:
    Give me a couple of seconds here... sniff sniff...

    LOL

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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947

    urbino:
    gmill880:
    Hey 'Bino have you built ramps between the levels of your humi so duty can ride the burro around in there. I hear their both getting bored down in the bottom.
    Coulda fooled me. With all the braying and squealing coming outta there, it sounds they're keeping busy. Or gettin' busy, as the case may be.

    Da 'Bino! You better throw some condoms in to out little buddy.  Don't want him catching any BTD's (burro transmitted diseases)

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    urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    Tumbler:
    dutyje:
    On a side note, I got a virus hunting around the web for a good burro avatar. Turns out those **** sites aren't the best place to go looking at pictures. Gmill, I'm sure you already knew that ;)


    I like the Freudian Slip - ****
    Um, what's the slip?
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    j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    gmill880:

    urbino:
    gmill880:
    Hey 'Bino have you built ramps between the levels of your humi so duty can ride the burro around in there. I hear their both getting bored down in the bottom.
    Coulda fooled me. With all the braying and squealing coming outta there, it sounds they're keeping busy. Or gettin' busy, as the case may be.

    Da 'Bino! You better throw some condoms in to out little buddy.  Don't want him catching any BTD's (burro transmitted diseases)

    Now hold it right there...everyone who knows burros know that it is impossible to transmit a burro disease to a human. No, the thing to really worry about is becoming a Typhoid Duty, not actually getting sick yet infecting countless unsuspecting burros.
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    smbrinksmbrink Posts: 406
    j0z3r:
    gmill880:

    urbino:
    gmill880:
    Hey 'Bino have you built ramps between the levels of your humi so duty can ride the burro around in there. I hear their both getting bored down in the bottom.
    Coulda fooled me. With all the braying and squealing coming outta there, it sounds they're keeping busy. Or gettin' busy, as the case may be.

    Da 'Bino! You better throw some condoms in to out little buddy.  Don't want him catching any BTD's (burro transmitted diseases)

    Now hold it right there...everyone who knows burros know that it is impossible to transmit a burro disease to a human. No, the thing to really worry about is becoming a Typhoid Duty, not actually getting sick yet infecting countless unsuspecting burros.
    If I get just one infected burro.....Im comin for you duty.
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