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Anyone know how to make a banana hammock for a squirrel? LMAO

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  • beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133
    just keep lighting up Opus Xs and handing them to him and he'll be OK.
  • VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Poor b@stard, freezing his nuts off. If he wouldve worked harder instead of looking for that free govt. electric program. Hope he stored some acorns and camp fuel;)
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317
    Bwa ha ha ha!
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    I never heard of the Government Nut Program. How do I enroll.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    kaspera79:
    I never heard of the Government Nut Program. How do I enroll.
    You have to be a treeless squirrel Kas.
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    Damm it ..Do I qualify for a part B supplemental partial benefit ?
  • beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133
    LMFAO
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    kaspera79:
    Damm it ..Do I qualify for a part B supplemental partial benefit ?
    Are you willing to wear the Banana hammock?
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    laker1963:
    kaspera79:
    Damm it ..Do I qualify for a part B supplemental partial benefit ?
    Are you willing to wear the Banana hammock?
    There's a first time for everything...
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    The Squirrel is a resilient (sp) , tough hided , industrious , mercenary minded , fur covered , beast of Democratic continuity , mostly misunderstood bundle of idealogical fury ... The cold isn't BRAVE enough to freeze the Squirrels nuts !!!

    OMG the shiiite I type when I'm drinking LMAO !!!

    Disclaimer : No disrespect to our beloved forum Squirrel or any other Squirrels Phoebic or otherwise was intended by this rambling non sensical post !!!
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    gmill880:
    The Squirrel is a resilient (sp) , tough hided , industrious , mercenary minded , fur covered , beast of Democratic continuity , mostly misunderstood bundle of idealogical fury ... The cold isn't BRAVE enough to freeze the Squirrels nuts !!!

    OMG the shiiite I type when I'm drinking LMAO !!!

    Disclaimer : No disrespect to our beloved forum Squirrel or any other Squirrels Phoebic or otherwise was intended by this rambling non sensical post !!!
    Hey, Gene, you were doing him proud and building Pheebs up pretty well... until you mentioned his nuts! LMAO
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