Quick Cash Ideas

ENFIDL

Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

xmacro

**** yourself out to 100 chicks for $34, or 10 fat chicks for $340 (hey, fat chicks need love too . . . but they gotta pay)

greg2648

xmacro:

**** yourself out to 100 chicks for $34, or 10 fat chicks for $340 (hey, fat chicks need love too . . . but they gotta pay)

I agree. I do it all of the time. Last Saturday night, I brought home $4.10. My wife looked at me and asked: Who gave you the 10 cents. I said: Everybody............ It works for me.

ENFIDL

greg2648:

xmacro:

**** yourself out to 100 chicks for $34, or 10 fat chicks for $340 (hey, fat chicks need love too . . . but they gotta pay)

I agree. I do it all of the time. Last Saturday night, I brought home $4.10. My wife looked at me and asked: Who gave you the 10 cents. I said: Everybody............ It works for me.

lmao! Too funny

firetruckguy

34 gallons of plazma..... shouldnt be a problem in 6 days

ENFIDL

I easily have that lol

Rhamlin

Sell all your stuff on eBay. Buy a house and flip it.

ENFIDL

Rhamlin:

Sell all your stuff on eBay. Buy a house and flip it.

But who wants to buy an upside down house? lolz I really wish I could. I love doing that kind of work

The Sniper

Dont forget donating to the local sperm bank... and considering what an ALPHA MALE HORN DOG you are, that $$$ should add up pretty quickly! He11, invite the fiancee to make the donation trips with you - that way its a party and everyone goes home smiling. :-)

bandyt09

The Sniper:

Dont forget donating to the local sperm bank... and considering what an ALPHA MALE HORN DOG you are, that $$$ should add up pretty quickly! He11, invite the fiancee to make the donation trips with you - that way its a party and everyone goes home smiling. :-)

Just think about the quick access the short shorts allow also........

beatnic

pawn your cigars?

xmacro

beatnic:

pawn your cigars?

Heresy!! *slams fist on table*

jgibv

Sounds like a sweet trip, best of luck raising the $$. Been trying to figure out how to make some quick $$ too, but so far haven't had any luck.
Other than a lotto ticket, a lucky hand in Vegas, or robbing a bank...I'm out of original ideas.

But these guys might be onto something....lol

gmill880

ENFIDL:

Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

I don't know about raising the quick cash BUT your lady sure sounds like a keeper !!!

JDH

ENFIDL:

Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

Invest $34,000.00 in a single stock on a day (like today) when the market just went down considerably. It will only have to see an increase of 10% to make your profit, however, since you cannot hold your investment for 12 months and 1 day, you will have to pay 30% taxes on the profit, so shoot for a 15% increase, and you're covered. Betting the ponies is another option, but betting the stock market is better odds.

Ken_Light

Poker? I think I could do that at 5/10 NL in 6 days...probably need a 10k bankroll to be comfortable though...

kuzi16

beatnic:

pawn your cigars?

THIS right here is why we need a moderator.
this is grounds for dismissal from this fine institution.

Ken_Light

In beatnic's defense, he DID say PAWN. That just gives him more time to get the money and then get the cigars back.

beatnic

I knew that would get a rise. LMAO!!!!

danielzreyes

I have a Montecristo Afrique "Kilimanjaro" (tube) if that helps compensate hehe.

Toombes

You could always use my ideas for a retirement plan. I'm going to produce and market Hungarian, geriatric, paraplegic, ***, midget clown porn under the screen name Baron Monsterod Von Hugenshaft.

e6specialk

Auction off your shorts....

ENFIDL

You guys are the best! I had a lot of really good laughs in this thread. I was thinking a short shorts auction might have to happen. I could use that with the underpants gnomes scheme and make a killing!

ENFIDL

bandyt09:

The Sniper:

Dont forget donating to the local sperm bank... and considering what an ALPHA MALE HORN DOG you are, that $$$ should add up pretty quickly! He11, invite the fiancee to make the donation trips with you - that way its a party and everyone goes home smiling. :-)

Just think about the quick access the short shorts allow also........

I'm about peed I was laughing so hard from you two

ENFIDL

gmill880:

ENFIDL:

Ok guys I know the title sounds ridiculous but I need some ideas for quick cash. Living social has a deal to go to Mt. Kilimanjaro for like $3400 bucks. I have been big into backpacking since I was a kid and this would be a dream come true. The fiance gave the green light if I can come up with the money. I wouldn't normally ask but we're paying for almost all our wedding so yeah. She said I should go on it instead of giving her a honeymoon, clearly I'm not gonna do that, but wanna see if anybody has ideas of how I could raise the money quickly. I have about 6 days to raise it before the deal goes off. I know it probably won't happen but figured I'd see if anybody has any ideas. Thanks!

I don't know about raising the quick cash BUT your lady sure sounds like a keeper !!!

Thanks Gene! She def is or there's some ridiculous pair of shoes she's wanting lol

spindrift

Put a pick in your hair and panhandle. Saw alot of those when I was in DC last week.......lol........

jj20030

spindrift:

Put a pick in your hair and panhandle. Saw alot of those when I was in DC last week.......lol........

those guys must do pretty good as these we have here just sit around all day at the beach sucking down 24 oz's of icehouse