THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN/MAN [JOKE]

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran , Ruled by Nuts.


Comments

  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,349
    interesting. not exactly a rib breaker but the man part makes sense.
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    heh!
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭
    Interesting Sane... I am still trying to figure out which group I am most attracted to.
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    Then there's the song lyrics:

    You've got the nicest North America this sailor ever saw.
    I'd like to feel your warm Brazil and touch your Panama.
  • jlzimmermanjlzimmerman Posts: 282
    LOL!! I thought it was funny, Sane. Screw these other guys above this post.

    *Hides behind the internetz safety blanket*

    ; )
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