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You know you have a cigar obsession when.....

oldsoulrevivaloldsoulrevival Posts: 632 ✭✭
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you have a nightmare about your favorite cigar in your humidor being eaten by 2 very large tobacco beetles, whose corpses, once they are taken out of the cigar, you incinerate with a flame thrower.

how else do you know if you have a cigar obsession?

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  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    When you mistakenly scream, "A.J." instead of your wife's name during sex?
  • SaVasSaVas Posts: 250
    I'm not obsessed. I just like a good cigar. :)
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317 ✭
    Toombes:
    When you mistakenly scream, "A.J." instead of your wife's name during sex?
    BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

  • Shaun.Harrison87Shaun.Harrison87 Posts: 1,971 ✭
    "You know you have a cigar obsession when....." I felt like I was selling my kids when I sold some of my cigars the last few days...MY PRECIOUS!
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    every box you see, no matter what kind it is or what it's made of, you examine it and think if it would make a nice humi.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    stephen_hannibal:
    Toombes:
    When you mistakenly scream, "A.J." instead of your wife's name during sex?
    BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!


    Not that this has ever happened, mind you... la la la de la la...
  • KCWKCW Posts: 1,334 ✭✭✭
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
  • RampMonkeyRampMonkey Posts: 1,808 ✭
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
  • bbass2bbass2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to smell).
    Fixed that one
  • y2pascoey2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    I actually had a dream about Sprint Sale before it even went live. Of course, I had no idea what it was yet, but there it was, in my subconscious.
  • skweekzskweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    RampMonkey:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
    Me too
  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    There you go. I got the rolling eyes last night at the mall when I spied some cigar tubes.
  • ShotgunJohnShotgunJohn Posts: 1,545 ✭✭
    skweekz:
    RampMonkey:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
    Me too
    +2 I am guilty of all of these, plus my wife limits me to 2 cigar topics per day.
    My 2 year old son says 'Gars Papa every time a package shows up on the door step, and says "Papa I smell it, yum yum good!!"
  • BigT06BigT06 Posts: 3,899 ✭
    ShotgunJohn:
    skweekz:
    RampMonkey:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
    Me too
    +2 I am guilty of all of these, plus my wife limits me to 2 cigar topics per day.
    My 2 year old son says 'Gars Papa every time a package shows up on the door step, and says "Papa I smell it, yum yum good!!"
    pure awesomeness
  • KCWKCW Posts: 1,334 ✭✭✭
    bbass2:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to smell).
    Fixed that one

    Thank you... Mmmmmmmm Humi Smell (drool)
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    When you mistakenly scream, "A.J." instead of your wife's name during sex?
    lol
  • MessickMessick Posts: 86
    When your favorite tv show is the Cigar Sprint Sale.
  • RBeckomRBeckom Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭
    ShotgunJohn:
    skweekz:
    RampMonkey:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
    Me too
    +2 I am guilty of all of these, plus my wife limits me to 2 cigar topics per day.
    My 2 year old son says 'Gars Papa every time a package shows up on the door step, and says "Papa I smell it, yum yum good!!"



    Sounds like all of you share the story of my life.
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