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In-State Annihilation

SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
I came home from work today and felt a little lost. At the end of my driveway, where my house once stood, was a giant crater. CSI came out and determined the cause of the blast was a bomb launched from a few miles south of me in my very own state of Michigan! Our resident mad bomber, Trident, and his buddy JonnySmokes apparently are trying to start a Michigan Civil War. All I have to say is, the war has barely begun! Now, the damage. Jonny Smokes hit me really hard with a fine assortment of cigars: Bomb from JonnySmokes And some accessories: More from JonnySmokes Then Roman took his turn destroying my humidor: Bomb from Trident And threw in an amazing ashtray: Ashtray from Trident And as if that wasn't enough, he tossed in a couple of tickets to a Detroit Tigers game!!!!! Tickets from Trident Obviously, I am just speechless. Once again, the generosity of the BORK's on this forum is unmatched and utterly unbelievable. This is far from over. I overheard the CSI guys mumbling something about zombies being spotted near the crater...
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  • marineatbn03marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    Very nice hit gentleman. (I am all for you MI boys destroying yourselves, lol)
  • taythegibstaythegibs Posts: 2,025
    Nice hits!
  • MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Hahaha, very nice hits da bodda dum!
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Are you sure you can sit through the entire game after the epic reaming you just got? Very nice, gentlemen, very nice indeed.
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Double post?
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nice hit!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Holy Schit..... that is absolutely insane! Nice hit Johnny and Roman! Talk about thoughtful and insanely generous gifts! Oh anyone know what the Skull and Bones Surrogates is.... never seen them, anyone know where to get them or trade?
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Holy Schit..... that is absolutely insane! Nice hit Johnny and Roman! Talk about thoughtful and insanely generous gifts! Oh anyone know what the Skull and Bones Surrogates is.... never seen them, anyone know where to get them or trade?
    Brett, they are from New Havana Cigars.
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • JonnysmokesJonnysmokes Posts: 48
    Enjoy them pal. Consider it an appetizer. Your main course is being prepared.
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    SleevePlz:
    90+ Irishman:
    Holy Schit..... that is absolutely insane! Nice hit Johnny and Roman! Talk about thoughtful and insanely generous gifts! Oh anyone know what the Skull and Bones Surrogates is.... never seen them, anyone know where to get them or trade?
    Brett, they are from New Havana Cigars.
    Thanks man and congrats again on such great hits and generosity!!!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Thanks man and congrats again on such great hits and generosity!!!
    Brett, these hits kind of remind me of the one you placed on me awhile back. Is your home owners insurance up to date?
    Jonnysmokes:
    Enjoy them pal. Consider it an appetizer. Your main course is being prepared.
    Jonny, I've heard about you. Is this a main course or last supper?
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    SleevePlz:
    90+ Irishman:
    Thanks man and congrats again on such great hits and generosity!!!
    Brett, these hits kind of remind me of the one you placed on me awhile back. Is your home owners insurance up to date?
    Jonnysmokes:
    Enjoy them pal. Consider it an appetizer. Your main course is being prepared.
    Jonny, I've heard about you. Is this a main course or last supper?
    Don't web think about it bro, that decision would be bad for your health lol
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Medic45Medic45 Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    SleevePlz:
    90+ Irishman:
    Thanks man and congrats again on such great hits and generosity!!!
    Brett, these hits kind of remind me of the one you placed on me awhile back. Is your home owners insurance up to date?
    Jonnysmokes:
    Enjoy them pal. Consider it an appetizer. Your main course is being prepared.
    Jonny, I've heard about you. Is this a main course or last supper?
    Don't web think about it bro, that decision would be bad for your health lol
    Pay up Brett I love it!!!!
  • armaes8armaes8 Posts: 279
    That is some serious stuff, it should be plural Annihilations or other words that came to mind decimation, demolishment, demolition, destruction, massacre, obliteration, ruin, slaughter. Way to go!
  • JonnysmokesJonnysmokes Posts: 48
    Just warming up pal.
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    Jonnysmokes:
    Just warming up pal.
    So was I...
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • marineatbn03marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    Michigan on Michigan hate crimes, love it....
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  • MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Ann Arbor is a ****, ROTFLMAO!!
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    MVW67:
    Ann Arbor is a ****, ROTFLMAO!!
    We're getting it from the cheeseheads now, too? Mike, you know better. This will just make me hurt you a little lot more!
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    SleevePlz:
    MVW67:
    Ann Arbor is a ****, ROTFLMAO!!
    We're getting it from the cheeseheads now, too? Mike, you know better. This will just make me hurt you a little lot more!
    All in good fun!!!
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    MVW67:
    SleevePlz:
    MVW67:
    Ann Arbor is a ****, ROTFLMAO!!
    We're getting it from the cheeseheads now, too? Mike, you know better. This will just make me hurt you a little lot more!
    All in good fun!!!
    So will the hurtin I lay on a few of you guys this weekend. All in good fun!
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    No, No I don't need one!! There is one going across the lake though as we speak!! LOL
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    MVW67:
    No, No I don't need one!! There is one going across the lake though as we speak!! LOL
    I just looked that up. I have a feeling the poor fella has no idea what is about to hit him.
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MVW67:
    Ann Arbor is a ****, ROTFLMAO!!
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So so so wrong but so right too ;P
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
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