i think we are having a baby tonight!
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I don't know for sure but she looked at me and said grab the bag get the kids to their grandparents and get me to the hospital. Soooooooo I will let you know!
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now the get the f*** off the forums and start paying attention to your wife.
good to hear you guys have some down time. I was just afraid you we're posting in between "PUSH". Probably wouldn't have gone over so well.
Her contractions when we left the house were 2 minutes apart and she was pissed. It was like a scene from the exorcist.
Come one hunny, we got to get going.
Shut up or I'll rip your throat out!! (In a demon voice I've never heard before)
But dear, we aren't gonna make it to the hospital in time.
YOU did this to me!!!
Ok, we have to hurry, cause I ain't delivering a kid.
* unintelligible demon voice, some kind of animal growl and words I have no idea what they are*
Then when we got to the hospital, it was like;
Doc, got any drugs for this?
She doesn't need any drugs, she is doing just fine.
Good lord, for ME, not her!!
From the time we hit the front door of the hospital, to the time he was born, was 11 minutes.
Then as quick as the demon appeared, she was back to normal holding a baby boy and smiling!
If I'd have known then what I know now, I'd tell the doctor to put it back!! ROFL!
Congratulations.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Or as much as childbirth CAN be any of those things anyway. ;-)
Pack up and hit the road, junior!! And I also echo Sniper's sentiments. Hoping the best for everyone!
Ryan