Taliban?....Nope, MVW67

marineatbn03
marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
So, me and my partner had to run down the road to a meeting. Of course the road we travel is a frequent hotbed of IED activity. About 5 minutes after we left our little compound, we hear a large explosion from behind us. My partner, Danny, says "I wonder who got hit". So, thinking nothing more about it, we continue to our meeting. As we care coming back towards the compound we see smoke rising in the vicinity of our compound only to arrive to this:
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No more compound. The only thing left is a box adressed to me from Mike. This guy not only demolished my compound and I now have to sleep in the truck, but he destroyed my wish list with a vengence.
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Brother, I don't even know where to start. Thank you, this has made my week. Now the hard part is going to be letting them rest long enough to recover from the trip. Again, thank you, you have out done yourself sir!

Comments

  • WhoDeyGal
    WhoDeyGal Posts: 727 ✭✭
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
  • lukemck
    lukemck Posts: 45
    Great hit MVW
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Wow Mike. MUCH respect brother
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
  • WhoDeyGal
    WhoDeyGal Posts: 727 ✭✭
    marineatbn03:
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
    Well, at least you have your cigars to keep you warm.
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WhoDeyGal:
    marineatbn03:
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
    Well, at least you have your cigars to keep you warm.
    And the warm and comforting thoughts of a little sister that loves you and loves throwing you under the bus too :) Congrats on the great cigars and the killer story too James, no one deserves it more my friend!!! Nice hit Mike, great great job brother ;)
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Sweet merciful heavens! Has the bleeding stopped yet?
    For Pete's sake, Mike! The boys fighting for us and you put him on the sick/lame/lazy list...
    Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! Enjoy, James, and come home safe!
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    Thanks Brett, Nikki does enjoy throwing me under bus's, 18 wheelers, whatever she can find really.

    Dan, I still can't hear, is blood from the eardrums normal? And it hurts when I pee, that may not be from the explosion though.....
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
    bananas? and whats otak otak?
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
    bananas? and whats otak otak?

    Apparently my bad... I thought shan jiao was Sechuan pepper corns...
    Also under the impression that otak-otak were dried fish cakes. Sorry, bro, no offense meant.
  • SleevePlz
    SleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    Really nice hit, Mike! Good to see that being on the other side of the planet still isn't far enough to be safe from you!
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
    bananas? and whats otak otak?

    Apparently my bad... I thought shan jiao was Sechuan pepper corns...
    Also under the impression that otak-otak were dried fish cakes. Sorry, bro, no offense meant.
    hahah, all good brother. No need to aplogize at all man. I have a ton of fun talking nonsense with you.
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    Toombes:
    Blood from the ears... Nope, not normal. Sorry...
    As for hurting when you pee... As long as there aren't any chunks and it doesn't smell like pork, you should be ok.
    phew check check. my pee only smells like soy sauce so I'm good to go

    I thought there might be some shanjiao and otak-otak mixed in with it...
    bananas? and whats otak otak?

    Apparently my bad... I thought shan jiao was Sechuan pepper corns...
    Also under the impression that otak-otak were dried fish cakes. Sorry, bro, no offense meant.
    hahah, all good brother. No need to aplogize at all man. I have a ton of fun talking nonsense with you.

    Sorry, Jiunn(like the month)... All I heard was, "You want fortune cookie?"...
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    you lai you try you buy honayyyyyyy
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    you lai you try you buy honayyyyyyy

    Keep your Cream of Sumyunguy to yourself!!!
  • MVW67
    MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Glad you finally received them and enjoy!!! And Thank You!!
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    Oh I will brother, I will. And your addy is safely tucked away by the way, LMAO!
  • MVW67
    MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    No payback needed , payback will be enough when you are back here!!!
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    MVW67:
    payback needed , but payback can happen when you are back here!!!
    Fixed that for ya
  • MVW67
    MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    marineatbn03:
    MVW67:
    payback needed , but payback can happen when you are back here!!!
    Fixed that for ya
    HAHA!!
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    Seriously though, thank you, it brightened up an otherwise crappy week.
  • MVW67
    MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Glad to help!!
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • WhoDeyGal
    WhoDeyGal Posts: 727 ✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    WhoDeyGal:
    marineatbn03:
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
    Well, at least you have your cigars to keep you warm.
    And the warm and comforting thoughts of a little sister that loves you and loves throwing you under the bus too :) Congrats on the great cigars and the killer story too James, no one deserves it more my friend!!! Nice hit Mike, great great job brother ;)
    It's a nice way to pay him back for beating me up as kids, lol. No, seriously, it's fun to watch.
  • WhoDeyGal
    WhoDeyGal Posts: 727 ✭✭
    marineatbn03:
    Thanks Brett, Nikki does enjoy throwing me under bus's, 18 wheelers, whatever she can find really.

    Dan, I still can't hear, is blood from the eardrums normal? And it hurts when I pee, that may not be from the explosion though.....
    ^^ ;)
  • marineatbn03
    marineatbn03 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    WhoDeyGal:
    90+ Irishman:
    WhoDeyGal:
    marineatbn03:
    WhoDeyGal:
    Nice hit Mike!

    Would you like me to APO you a blanket and a pillow for the truck, big brother?
    I do not deserve creature comforts such as a blanket and pillow after this punishment
    Well, at least you have your cigars to keep you warm.
    And the warm and comforting thoughts of a little sister that loves you and loves throwing you under the bus too :) Congrats on the great cigars and the killer story too James, no one deserves it more my friend!!! Nice hit Mike, great great job brother ;)
    It's a nice way to pay him back for beating me up as kids, lol. No, seriously, it's fun to watch.
    Yeah, I guess that did happen a time or two

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