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  • rburke1129rburke1129 IndyPosts: 386
    hilarious...how about "Don't bite the hand that feeds ya."
    Sorry I'm late, but a manure spreader jack-knifed on the Santa Anna.
  • marineatbn03marineatbn03 Spring Hill, FLPosts: 2,670 ✭✭✭
    " I pulled you over because your bearclaws are expired"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
    "It's my turn to bring donuts to the station. I'm gonna show them!!!"
  • interpiminterpim Posts: 146
    "You know I might be able to forget about this ticket for a dozen glazed"
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403
    "meow, do you know why I pulled you over? meow" /supertroopers
  • Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,539 ✭✭✭
    "License, registration, proof of...donut goodness...mmmm....::drool::"
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • letsgowithbobletsgowithbob Posts: 677 ✭✭
    I'm pulling you over because you passed the station back there and you didn't stop
  • taythegibstaythegibs Posts: 2,025
    "I told you that you wouldn't be able to escape."
  • kingjk729kingjk729 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭
    You have the rite to hand over all the FUKING DONUTS or I'll shoot you in the face ....... IN THE FACE any questions.
  • Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,539 ✭✭✭
    Have you seen this boy? /Terminator 2 & Wayne's World
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,980 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You dont know how excited I am to see you right now!!
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,634 ✭✭✭✭
    "Not again..."
  • crzydimnd68crzydimnd68 Posts: 139 ✭✭
    Sign on driver door: For your own safety.No walk ups please.
  • illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    Cop Cop gets a treat? (Arrested Development)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
    "So about that ticket....anything here that would change your mind?"
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn HahahahaaaaaPosts: 6,030 ✭✭✭✭
    "fast food"
    Money can't buy taste
  • beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133
    You should have signed on with Krispie Kreme fella. Now, outa the truck!
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524
    Cop: 'Do you know why I pulled you over?'

    Driver: 'No officer. What did I do wrong?

    Cop: 'You are the dumbest person I have ever met.'
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