I feel like Alderaan
So about a month ago, I discovered the location of the Death Star with the help of my friend, R2-D2. I sent a little bomb in there hoping to destroy the evil tyrant and end all of this SOON business. Much like Luke, I was unaware of a second Death Star that was fully operational. So this morning, the planet of Goodrich was destroyed, just like Alderaan. In all sincerity, I was absolutely floored by this. Darth, I really want to out you so that everyone knows just how generous you have been to all of your "children". But I'll let you keep the mask on for now. Be aware, however, I still have your address...
LLA - Lancero Lovers of America