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Redneck Mafia and Michigan Militia Say Goodnite Boys

MTuccelliMTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
After receiving my gift/bomb from the Redneck Mafia I found it interesting that their leader Toombes found it necessary to make comments in a newbie trade I was in with pross. He then went as far as to try and kiss my butt when he learned I had something special in the works for them all

Then another disturbing event happened, I was informed that the Michigan Militia was hoping that their #1 enemy got whacked good by Elmo. When Elmo heard about this he suggested that we teach both organizations how it is done. I honestly was going to let this one rest but he went on about how you never wish for someone else to handle your problems you always deal with it yourself.

I gotta say the little fella is right so I told him to get the boys together and since he seems to have more values when it comes to handling family business this was his to run with...whatever he and the boys wanted to do was fine with me. So first off we have a list of who we know are members from both organizations as well as honorary members of each. If you are either a member or honorary member and are not on our list then man up and identify yourself to make things easier on yourself.

If we have to hunt you down it will just make it that much worse for you and don't bother blowing up my inbox asking who said what. The brothers that let me know what was going on are highly respected and loved here and would never and I mean never lie or play games when it comes to stuff like this.

Redneck Mafia:

Toomes
Medic45
leerescue@yahoo.com
mmccartneydc
CvilleE
90+Irishman

Michigan Militia:

SleevePlz
IONTC
Trident
OldBlueEyes2012

One final warning you know you are going to get whacked you just don't know when!

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Comments

  • TridentTrident Posts: 2,562 ✭✭✭✭
    First off, becareful. Second you are slightly misinformed...as you have probably seen, we have no problem handling our own business. Third, welcome to the list.
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Do you really want to buy a ticket to ride that train, Mike...?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,917
    Wow, no respect for Elmo or Mr. Tuccelli....that does not bode well.
  • lcpleellcpleel Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭
    LOL Mike takes care of business!!
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    hahah! hollaaaaaa! splash the pot Mike! this be yo casino.
  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    Trident:
    First off, becareful. Second you are slightly misinformed...as you have probably seen, we have no problem handling our own business. Third, welcome to the list.
    I don't agree my friend. The brothers I have been chatting with I trust with my life, they would never play games to get someone whacked

  • MTuccelliMTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    Do you really want to buy a ticket to ride that train, Mike...?
    Blah....Blah....Blah! I will pass it on to Elmo that you guys got rides out there in your area

  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    MTuccelli:
    Toombes:
    Do you really want to buy a ticket to ride that train, Mike...?
    Blah....Blah....Blah! I will pass it on to Elmo that you guys got rides out there in your area

    Lesson 102. "Rides" to the redneck means John Deeres. For further information, please view the below link. thank you.

    http://www.deere.com/wps/dcom/en_US/regional_home.page
  • RobIsSweetRobIsSweet Posts: 266 ✭✭✭
    booo michigan
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    What is this nonsense? A few guys get together and gift a couple cigars to some deserving brothers and we get put on Elmo's list?
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • bigjohn125bigjohn125 Posts: 476
    Sometimes its good to be a one man wolf pack.
  • RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    You all are screwed, you really messed with the wrong one this time....
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dang you boys better watch your knee caps! Elmo's swinging
  • CvilleECvilleE Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    MTuccelli:
    Toombes:
    Do you really want to buy a ticket to ride that train, Mike...?
    Blah....Blah....Blah! I will pass it on to Elmo that you guys got rides out there in your area

    Lesson 102. "Rides" to the redneck means John Deeres. For further information, please view the below link. thank you.

    http://www.deere.com/wps/dcom/en_US/regional_home.page
    Hey, Hey, Hey no need for violence....
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    CvilleE:
    jliu:
    MTuccelli:
    Toombes:
    Do you really want to buy a ticket to ride that train, Mike...?
    Blah....Blah....Blah! I will pass it on to Elmo that you guys got rides out there in your area

    Lesson 102. "Rides" to the redneck means John Deeres. For further information, please view the below link. thank you.

    http://www.deere.com/wps/dcom/en_US/regional_home.page
    Hey, Hey, Hey no need for violence....
    <3 you. xoxo
  • BombayBombay Posts: 1,207
    As the peanut ballery chants.....TURDS, TURDS, TURDS, TURDS!
  • SleevePlzSleevePlz Posts: 6,249 ✭✭✭✭
    Bombay:
    As the peanut ballery chants.....TURDS, TURDS, TURDS, TURDS!
    Oh yeah? Hey Mike, Bombay is an honorary member of the MM. While we are at it, so is Jiunn! Heck, toss Daniel Reyes in there too. He's a Lions fan! Lol.
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    getem mike and elmo!!! image
  • CvilleECvilleE Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭
    SleevePlz:
    Bombay:
    As the peanut ballery chants.....TURDS, TURDS, TURDS, TURDS!
    Oh yeah? Hey Mike, Bombay is an honorary member of the MM. While we are at it, so is Jiunn! Heck, toss Daniel Reyes in there too. He's a Lions fan! Lol.
    LOL..yeah send all the TURDS to those suckers... ;-)
  • The_buffalonianThe_buffalonian Posts: 987 ✭✭✭
    i love this forum, it better then gossip girls any day
  • mmccartneydcmmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    CvilleE:
    SleevePlz:
    Bombay:
    As the peanut ballery chants.....TURDS, TURDS, TURDS, TURDS!
    Oh yeah? Hey Mike, Bombay is an honorary member of the MM. While we are at it, so is Jiunn! Heck, toss Daniel Reyes in there too. He's a Lions fan! Lol.
    LOL..yeah send all the TURDS to those suckers... ;-)
    +1 to this! Junebug seems to know all about Rednecks, he is definitely one of those "honorary" members u were talking to!
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    mmccartneydc:
    CvilleE:
    SleevePlz:
    Bombay:
    As the peanut ballery chants.....TURDS, TURDS, TURDS, TURDS!
    Oh yeah? Hey Mike, Bombay is an honorary member of the MM. While we are at it, so is Jiunn! Heck, toss Daniel Reyes in there too. He's a Lions fan! Lol.
    LOL..yeah send all the TURDS to those suckers... ;-)
    +1 to this! Junebug seems to know all about Rednecks, he is definitely one of those "honorary" members u were talking to!
    I'm from Missouri. No really I am. M I Z. Z O U.
  • lcpleellcpleel Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭
    I was stationed in Ft lost in the woods for a bit.
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    mmccartneydc:
    CvilleE:
    SleevePlz:
    Bombay:
    As the peanut ballery chants.....TURDS, TURDS, TURDS, TURDS!
    Oh yeah? Hey Mike, Bombay is an honorary member of the MM. While we are at it, so is Jiunn! Heck, toss Daniel Reyes in there too. He's a Lions fan! Lol.
    LOL..yeah send all the TURDS to those suckers... ;-)
    +1 to this! Junebug seems to know all about Rednecks, he is definitely one of those "honorary" members u were talking to!

    I agree! (In a really bad Marlon Brando voice...)"Jiunn, he's a friend of ours."
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My money's on Elmo.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • robertgreen30robertgreen30 Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭✭
    Looks like Michigan is about to get buried in turds lol
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    CvilleE:
    SleevePlz:
    Bombay:
    As the peanut ballery chants.....TURDS, TURDS, TURDS, TURDS!
    Oh yeah? Hey Mike, Bombay is an honorary member of the MM. While we are at it, so is Jiunn! Heck, toss Daniel Reyes in there too. He's a Lions fan! Lol.
    LOL..yeah send all the TURDS to those suckers... ;-)
    +1 to this! Junebug seems to know all about Rednecks, he is definitely one of those "honorary" members u were talking to!
    I'm from Missouri. No really I am. M I Z. Z O U.

    In case you were wondering, Mike. Jiunn has been inducted into the RM with full bombing honors and his name has been officially changed to 'Possum Grape!
  • nickiamnickiam Posts: 608 ✭✭
    RobIsSweet:
    booo michigan


    I'm originally from Dayton, Ohio so I agree with rob.....OHIO RULES...michigan drools!!!!!
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    nickiam:
    RobIsSweet:
    booo michigan


    I'm originally from Dayton, Ohio so I agree with rob.....OHIO RULES...michigan drools!!!!!

    You didn't get any of the Piqua stank on you, did ya?
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    jliu:
    mmccartneydc:
    CvilleE:
    SleevePlz:
    Bombay:
    As the peanut ballery chants.....TURDS, TURDS, TURDS, TURDS!
    Oh yeah? Hey Mike, Bombay is an honorary member of the MM. While we are at it, so is Jiunn! Heck, toss Daniel Reyes in there too. He's a Lions fan! Lol.
    LOL..yeah send all the TURDS to those suckers... ;-)
    +1 to this! Junebug seems to know all about Rednecks, he is definitely one of those "honorary" members u were talking to!
    I'm from Missouri. No really I am. M I Z. Z O U.

    In case you were wondering, Mike. Jiunn has been inducted into the RM with full bombing honors and his name has been officially changed to 'Possum Grape!
    i'm having a coors (can) right now. I dont think I'm gonna finish it
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