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If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go

I though it would be fun to post up some of your favorite quotes, wether cigar related or not

Here are a few of mine

"If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go." Mark Twain

"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife" Zino Davidoff



  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,616 ✭✭✭✭
    "No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide."
    –William Maginn, Irish writer
  • golfcigarjunkiegolfcigarjunkie Posts: 61
    Matt I love the quote on your profile...man I couldnt agree more with that statement
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
    I'd rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons. Robert Ingersoll (1833 - 1899), Letters of Robert Ingersoll (letter to his brother)
  • "Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar."
    -Mark Twain

    My favorite cigar quote.  In fact, I should probably put that in my profile.

  • one of my favorites is the classic george carlin
    "sometimes a cigar is a just cigar, but sometimes it's a big brown d*ck"
  • Sketch6995Sketch6995 Grand Junction Co.Posts: 4,523 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What will you do when you get there?  Hope they have a cigar lounge......and a nice greenhouse  :D
    The higher.......the fewer.  ( Alexander Rozhenko)

     What you can't forgive......you will become.
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