Stogie Rack Farkle
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It's raining outside, but it's perfect in the garage. Canadian football is on the boob toob, c.com is on the laptop on the tool bench, the box fan is on in the back doorway, Biffy the KLR is on her center stand, I'm perched on Biffy's seat, Bearswatter's fresh squeezed lemonade is on Biffy's rack, the boob toob remote is on Biffy's tail bag cause I am flipping back and forth to the baseball game, RateMyCigar app is on my android on biffy's tail bag...
Only one lousy thing is not in its place: Where's my stogie go? Every time I go to type something on the Atrix, each time I reach for lemonade or remote, I have to juggle this burning sotweed stick. This is a recurring problem in the man cave. I don't tolerate recurring problems. Not in the cave. Grab some tie wire and needle nose. Time to farkle:
It's good to be a man in a woman's world.
Only one lousy thing is not in its place: Where's my stogie go? Every time I go to type something on the Atrix, each time I reach for lemonade or remote, I have to juggle this burning sotweed stick. This is a recurring problem in the man cave. I don't tolerate recurring problems. Not in the cave. Grab some tie wire and needle nose. Time to farkle:
It's good to be a man in a woman's world.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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