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ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
Since body building has become an official Olympic sport, how about something for us crippled, hefty fellas? I say we lobby to make herfing and carhood sledding official Olympic events! Who's with me?

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  • prosspross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
    I'm in, and fully expect to be in the hunt for a medal.
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Cool! That's two members for the team. No one else wants in on this?
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Getting a medal to herk? H3ll yes!
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    This is a win-win situation. We get to smoke good cigars while having a pant-load of fun. Four big ol' boys on a '53 Studebaker Commander hood = GGGOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
  • DCarp2005DCarp2005 Posts: 140
    Curling could always be an option? Smoking stogies and heaving a heavy stone in the cold sound pretty good to me!!
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    DCarp2005:
    Curling could always be an option? Smoking stogies and heaving a heavy stone in the cold sound pretty good to me!!

    Already an Olympic event. But good stogies, a frozen pond, a big rock and some scotch... You may be on to something, bro. PM to ya.
  • beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133
    LMAO. Anybody watch "Mud People"? The things folks do to get their kicks.
  • bearbbearb Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭
    The title reminded me of an old Monty Python skit called 'Silly Olympics' ....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wRwZrThGXI Enjoy!
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    bearb:
    The title reminded me of an old Monty Python skit called 'Silly Olympics' ....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wRwZrThGXI Enjoy!

    BWAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks for bringing back some good memories, bro! Haven't watched that in years!
  • bearbbearb Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭
    Of course, i am now watching python clips...got reminded of the London Olympic closing ceremonies this year, and the tribute to Life of Brian http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoaktW-Lu38&feature=player_embedded
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    "Centurian, thwow him to the fwor, and stwike him wuffly!"
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    The question of stopping at the end of the run was brought up. There are two options:
    1: Roll off of the hood and tumble over the finish line, or
    2: Do like any true redneck would and aim for the honeysuckle patch strategically grown at the finish line.
    Problem solved!
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