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Secret SasquatchSecret Sasquatch Posts: 55
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Yes, its really me!
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  • Secret SasquatchSecret Sasquatch Posts: 55
    Dont be shy boys and girls. Come sit on Sasquatch's hairy lap and tell me what you want for Christmas.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    LOL, now this is some funny sheet. I want to know who would win a MMA match between you and Chewbacca.
  • Secret SasquatchSecret Sasquatch Posts: 55
    james40:
    LOL, now this is some funny sheet. I want to know who would win a MMA match between you and Chewbacca.
    oh goody our first participant. Ive been watching you James, and youve been a very good boy, now tell old Sasquatch what you want?
    BTW chewie aint got nothing on me.
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Eerily intriguing, this business...
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    I don't want anything SS but thanks. I think Chewy could take you on the ground. He's known for ripping limbs off people who make him mad.....
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

    Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd like to grow facial hair like you!! I saw your footprint at the Ho rainforest 20 years ago..impressive!
  • Secret SasquatchSecret Sasquatch Posts: 55
    james40:
    I don't want anything SS but thanks. I think Chewy could take you on the ground. He's known for ripping limbs off people who make him mad.....
    Well being the first to comment you have won some smelly sasquatch socks,, Ill send them soon,, but you cant stop being good k? k!
    I got moves that would rip chewie up.. I have to go now, there are some cross country skiiers in the area. Tata,
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Marker:
    OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

    Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.

    But everyone already knows that Chuck Norris would win!!
  • mmccartneydcmmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    This is nucking futs!!! Who/what is next!!!
  • jthanatosjthanatos Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭
    Secret Sasquatch:
    Yes, its really me!
    Did you choose 'Secret Sasquatch' because Yuletide Yeti was already taken? Or Christmas Chupacabra?
  • dbeckomdbeckom Posts: 2,193 ✭✭✭✭✭
    SS, is it really and truly you? I knew you were real.

    "Any cigar smoker is friend, because I know how he feels." Alfred de Musset

     "A fine cigar is just like a woman. If you don't light it up just right and suck on it with a certain frequency, it will go out on you." Unknown

    “A pipe is to the troubled soul what caresses of a mother are for her suffering child.”  Indian Proverb
  • pelirrojopelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    Sasquatch? Can you confirm if that was you in that video near Salt Lake City recently? I thought I smelled you in the woods once... could have just been me though.
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I want to make a funny comment but I'm afraid that I might get thrown across the room.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • VisionVision Posts: 8,470 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lanceros, coronas and opus ......oh my
  • Secret SasquatchSecret Sasquatch Posts: 55
    pelirrojo:
    Sasquatch? Can you confirm if that was you in that video near Salt Lake City recently? I thought I smelled you in the woods once... could have just been me though.
    No it was not me in SLC, it was my great uncle Ralph. Its all quite embarrassing, Ralph had a sweet tooth for magic mushrooms and when he was trippin he thought he was invisible. We pride ourselves in being undetectable and Ralph couldnt live this down, for years he recieved a hard time about this incident during our annual jamboree gettogethers. Ralph has passed on now.
    Uh yea we can be quite odiferous. When we have gas we can clear out a dwelling place in a split sec
  • Secret SasquatchSecret Sasquatch Posts: 55
    Marker:
    OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

    Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.
    Truth be told Im more of a Lover than a Fighter. We tend to flee rather than fight, however theres really only one animal that my kind fears, I believe you humans call him "THE Bear"
  • twistedstemtwistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    very interesting,you should probably be posting on the beard thread with all hair your sportin
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • greg2648greg2648 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭
    Secret Sasquatch:
    Marker:
    OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

    Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.
    Truth be told Im more of a Lover than a Fighter. We tend to flee rather than fight, however theres really only one animal that my kind fears, I believe you humans call him "THE Bear"
    The Bear????......I know that you are a bada$$, but if you pick on The Bear you had better pack a lunch, 'cause its going to be as all-day a$$ whupin'.........Da Bear don't play nice when he gets poked.......Anyway, thats what I heard......Probably just a rumor.......
  • Secret SasquatchSecret Sasquatch Posts: 55
    greg2648:
    Secret Sasquatch:
    Marker:
    OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

    Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.
    Truth be told Im more of a Lover than a Fighter. We tend to flee rather than fight, however theres really only one animal that my kind fears, I believe you humans call him "THE Bear"
    The Bear????......I know that you are a bada$$, but if you pick on The Bear you had better pack a lunch, 'cause its going to be as all-day a$$ whupin'.........Da Bear don't play nice when he gets poked.......Anyway, thats what I heard......Probably just a rumor.......
    Whoa Whoa,, whats with all the hostility? You man bears are aggravated so easily. Why dont you take the rest of the afternoon off, go get a massage or soak in the hot-tub and let the stress roll off. Take your lovely wife out to dinner, look into each others eyes and share dessert. and then go home and get your groove on. Get back to me tomorrow.
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Another one! Yes!! Tiz the season to be jolly!
  • greg2648greg2648 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭
    Secret Sasquatch:
    greg2648:
    Secret Sasquatch:
    Marker:
    OK, cage match. Chewbacca, Predator, Alien, Sasquatch and Bruce Willis.

    Yippee ki yea, mo$%er f#$@er.
    Truth be told Im more of a Lover than a Fighter. We tend to flee rather than fight, however theres really only one animal that my kind fears, I believe you humans call him "THE Bear"
    The Bear????......I know that you are a bada$$, but if you pick on The Bear you had better pack a lunch, 'cause its going to be as all-day a$$ whupin'.........Da Bear don't play nice when he gets poked.......Anyway, thats what I heard......Probably just a rumor.......
    Whoa Whoa,, whats with all the hostility? You man bears are aggravated so easily. Why dont you take the rest of the afternoon off, go get a massage or soak in the hot-tub and let the stress roll off. Take your lovely wife out to dinner, look into each others eyes and share dessert. and then go home and get your groove on. Get back to me tomorrow.
    Hahahahaha....If I see The Bear, I will let him know.......
  • MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Want some Links Beef snacks SS..LOL NOT!!!
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • Secret SasquatchSecret Sasquatch Posts: 55
    MVW67:
    Want some Links Beef snacks SS..LOL NOT!!!
    Tease!
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Lmao great this forum is officially insane!!!!! What's next?? Come one guys surely there is something even crazier then Sasquatch!! But I guess here's my question...does a Sasquatch poop in the woods like a bear??
    Money can't buy taste
  • MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Secret Sasquatch:
    MVW67:
    Want some Links Beef snacks SS..LOL NOT!!!
    Tease!
    You need to see the Jack Links Beef Snacks Commercial, in class right now, but is that you in it?? LMAO, Where is JJ when you need the Youtube hook up? LOL
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • WyattEarpWyattEarp Posts: 27 ✭
    Lee.mcglynn:
    Lmao great this forum is officially insane!!!!! What's next?? Come one guys surely there is something even crazier then Sasquatch!! But I guess here's my question...does a Sasquatch poop in the woods like a bear??
    Only after a good cigar, isnt that right Jiun???
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    WyattEarp:
    Lee.mcglynn:
    Lmao great this forum is officially insane!!!!! What's next?? Come one guys surely there is something even crazier then Sasquatch!! But I guess here's my question...does a Sasquatch poop in the woods like a bear??
    Only after a good cigar, isnt that right Jiun???
    yes indeedy! per cigar 101 of course haha
  • ehehatehehat Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭
    Bigshizza:
    I saw your footprint at the Ho rainforest 20 years ago..impressive!
    You know what they say about hairy missing links with big foot-prints.....
  • The_KidThe_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    Wes,,is that you???? Too funny!!!
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