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Redneck Mafia ingenuity

ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
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Since its starting to cool off and we still like to have a smoke, why not put unused equipment to alternate use?
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An old grill, some branches from the yard and you're good!

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  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    hahaha. that is quite redneck
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Where's the s'mores fellas???
  • Darth_VaderDarth_Vader Posts: 223 ✭
    Great job Si
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Can Filipinos be rednecks?
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    "I know this guy, he's got anything you want. Cars, trucks, couches, chairs, jeeps, RV's, tatader salad, cold watermelon... Hey, a sack of oranges."
  • Medic45Medic45 Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭
    Yes u sure can ur new name is wonhunglow mr Reyes
  • jgibvjgibv Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭✭✭
    hahaha nice.

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • mmccartneydcmmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    Nice guys! Sorry I missed the bonfire!
  • prosspross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
    I think that only qualifies as redneck if it were indoors.....
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Does under a covered patio count?
  • pelirrojopelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    I don't see any pieces of an old wooden chair or demolished couch in your fire pit. Also, where's the gasoline and styrofoam for making home made napalm??? And you call yourselves rednecks...
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    pelirrojo:
    I don't see any pieces of an old wooden chair or demolished couch in your fire pit. Also, where's the gasoline and styrofoam for making home made napalm??? And you call yourselves rednecks...

    Gees, Gordon, we had to have something to sit on. No gasoline, but we had some lighter fluid and a plastic Coke bottle.
  • pelirrojopelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, *** lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    pelirrojo:
    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, *** lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Love that movie!
  • jthanatosjthanatos Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭
    Love the fire pit. Nothing better than a nice fire and a nice smoke.

    However, this thread has revealed to me that being a redneck is a deep and nuanced undertaking. Never knew there were so many rules. I have been a poser all this time. :(
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