It was an Evil Elf...Not Santa
MVW67
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Ok been swamped and busy, so I got 10+ packages to out, barely time to get home check forums, maybe during the day little here and there, but just crazy lately.... Then I come home to find this last night... from my Evil Nemisis Fat Bast ard Santa, A lump of coal!!!. I'll show you!! At least you gave me some water proof matches???? Seriously, WTF 
You 8====) I really didn,t mean to scare the old lady and little kids, and that other thing well, can't we let things go???? Really I am sorry, It's probably that D A M N roomine of mine dressing up like me...oh never mind he likes women clothes, oops was that out loud, oh nevermind, this isn't over!!!
You 8====) I really didn,t mean to scare the old lady and little kids, and that other thing well, can't we let things go???? Really I am sorry, It's probably that D A M N roomine of mine dressing up like me...oh never mind he likes women clothes, oops was that out loud, oh nevermind, this isn't over!!! Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
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