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Last cigar ever!

beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133 ✭
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Here's the scenario:

Your woman(super model, girl next door, 13 year old virgin, hot cougar, ....pick one) is still lying on the bed trying to catch her breath. You've got a 1/4 bottle of 30 year old Ardbeg and cold whiskey rocks. The radio just announced that the impending doom (comet, sun, astroid, alien warship, tidal wave, volcano, messiah, antichrist...... pick one) is about an hour and a half away. Clearly the end is near. You have several 200 ct. humidors filled to the brim with the greatest collection of non-ISOM cigars of the past 10 years. Which one do you light? Padron, Fuente, Davidoff? Maduro, Cameroon, Habano?

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  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Padron 64, as it is the best I have ever smoked. Good bye world.
  • edelrionycedelrionyc Posts: 361 ✭✭✭
    Arturo Fuente Opus X...............
  • TeegeTeege Posts: 660 ✭
    Illusione Epernay or Padron 80th Maduro
  • ShotgunJohnShotgunJohn Posts: 1,545 ✭✭
    I say maybe Illusione Epernay or GOF 2006 Carlito or Don Carlos Edicion de Anniversario 2010, what the hell I would light all three since I can't take them with me.
  • bbass2bbass2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭
    Finish bottle and go back to bed.
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why is my cougar out of breath? Were we racing or something?


    Opus X football
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • JHeweyJHewey Posts: 2,421 ✭✭✭
    Either Davidoff maduro or opus x or GOF 2005
  • WaterDemonWaterDemon Posts: 269 ✭
    Dat ass.
  • prosspross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
    Fuente Opus X Perfexcion.
  • camgfscamgfs Posts: 968 ✭
    Opus X Lost City. I have 2, and I'd smoke them both!!

  • WhoDeyGalWhoDeyGal Posts: 727 ✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Why is my cougar out of breath? Were we racing or something?


    Opus X football
    lol! And ditto
  • xIcedGuardianxxIcedGuardianx Posts: 873
    Davidoff... Since I've never had one. Possibly an Opus X in the A size cause its just epic
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    Avo 22.
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  • mr.wendell1979mr.wendell1979 Posts: 221
    Rain:
    Padron 64, as it is the best I have ever smoked. Good bye world.

    Same... just popped my "Padron cherry" with a 1964 today and it was magical!
  • rzamanrzaman Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭
    Cuban Davidoff
  • mr.wendell1979mr.wendell1979 Posts: 221
    rzaman:
    Cuban Davidoff

    Haven't tried any Davidoff but I hear good things about them.
  • rzamanrzaman Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭
    I smoked few in Spain. They are almost like a perfect smoke with 100 score. However, they are almost impossible to find. Even if you can find them then each stick will cost $200+. How good a cigar can be with that price. It is simply not justifiable. However, I cannot deny that I love these.
    mr.wendell1979:
    rzaman:
    Cuban Davidoff

    Haven't tried any Davidoff but I hear good things about them.
  • mr.wendell1979mr.wendell1979 Posts: 221
    You sir a true connoisseur. I was referring to the non-cuban Davidoffs... Have a colleague of mine at work that swears by them.
    rzaman:
    I smoked few in Spain. They are almost like a perfect smoke with 100 score. However, they are almost impossible to find. Even if you can find them then each stick will cost $200+. How good a cigar can be with that price. It is simply not justifiable. However, I cannot deny that I love these.
    mr.wendell1979:
    rzaman:
    Cuban Davidoff

    Haven't tried any Davidoff but I hear good things about them.
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hmm. My answer will seem odd to those who haven't been married a long time.
    But the lady on the bed would have to be my wife, even in the best fantasy. (she may be looking. LOL!)
    So the cigar I would choose, would be for her benefit. A Moontrance.
    She loves the smell of them and they are probably the only infused cigar I can smoke without gagging.

    So there you have it. And yes, I am whipped, but man enough to admit it. ROFL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • rzamanrzaman Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭
    LOL...I just simply love my friend Tony.
    0patience:
    Hmm. My answer will seem odd to those who haven't been married a long time.
    But the lady on the bed would have to be my wife, even in the best fantasy. (she may be looking. LOL!)
    So the cigar I would choose, would be for her benefit. A Moontrance.
    She loves the smell of them and they are probably the only infused cigar I can smoke without gagging.

    So there you have it. And yes, I am whipped, but man enough to admit it. ROFL!
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    La Paulina KB..sooo goood
  • OchoZachoOchoZacho Posts: 1,471 ✭
    For me it would be the Opus A I have, because I don't know that I'll ever think of a better reason to smoke it.
  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That sounds like a good time to give an Opus X a try. Maybe I should buy one just in case:)
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    I'm going with gof series b followed by padron 45 maybe a isom somewhere in there as well lol too many to choose from!!!!
    Money can't buy taste
  • lonewolf2011lonewolf2011 Posts: 503 ✭
    It is hard to choose just one but for now I would say more of these.................
    If any one knows where I can find some shoot me a PM, the only place I have seen them is Casa Fuente in Vegas. I bought a few but wish I got more while I was there.

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  • jthanatosjthanatos Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭
    beatnic:
    Here's the scenario:

    Your woman(super model, girl next door, 13 year old virgin, hot cougar, ....pick one) is still lying on the bed trying to catch her breath. You've got a 1/4 bottle of 30 year old Ardbeg and cold whiskey rocks. The radio just announced that the impending doom (comet, sun, astroid, alien warship, tidal wave, volcano, messiah, antichrist...... pick one) is about an hour and a half away. Clearly the end is near. You have several 200 ct. humidors filled to the brim with the greatest collection of non-ISOM cigars of the past 10 years. Which one do you light? Padron, Fuente, Davidoff? Maduro, Cameroon, Habano?
    Not sure what I would smoke...Probably a Padron of some designation.... but something has gone terribly wrong in my life if I only have a quarter bottle of whisky left.

    Thinking a bit more on it, I would probably just be boring and smoke a regular line Padron Maduro, because I know it is going to be good.
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Why is my cougar out of breath? Were we racing or something?


    Opus X football
    .... why are you so sweaty ?
    I was watching Cops.
  • BigT06BigT06 Posts: 3,899 ✭
    I'd make love to the woman again, then fire up a Davidoff Maduro (robusto) while sipping my drink. Then I'd casually go to sleep knowing that by that time the next day, I will have lived through 3 "world ending" scenarios. And then I'd make love to the woman again.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah, one of the beautiful things about being a newb is I'm still looking for that smoke.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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