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  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ForMud said:
    Yuk it up......They didn't call me speedy Gonzales for nothing.....A lot of practice went into that......

     
    You sure it isn't Quick Draw McGraw?
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    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ Accurate.....I am right handed, but my chest has more hair and I haven't sported a mustache since the early 80s
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ForMud said:
    webmost said:
    What did you win?
    A walk of shame out of the room.....

    Actually two wonderful daughters so all ends well. 


    When you said they were taking bets, I naturally assumed your woman had some skin in the game.

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  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,889 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i think I would have taken a nap to ensure I didnt walk out first
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    -- Winston Churchill

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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,385 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good thing it wasn't a photo finish.
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  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Usaf06 said:
    i think I would have taken a nap to ensure I didnt walk out first
    I think I would have lied and waited for everyone else to finish.
    At the least I WOULD NEVER have posted about it on here.

    Or maybe, you had the sexiest wife and you were thinking only about her.
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't see the problem in knowing what I like. If I've got to take matters into my own hand I think I'd rather be efficient than tug on a numbing log for 30 minutes...
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2018
    Wylaff said:
    I don't see the problem in knowing what I like. If I've got to take matters into my own hand I think I'd rather be efficient than tug on a numbing log for 30 minutes...

    Gay Richard Simmons - Did he say log Well Im a lumberjack and Im OK
  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Usaf06 said:
    i think I would have taken a nap to ensure I didnt walk out first
    I think I would have lied and waited for everyone else to finish.
    At the least I WOULD NEVER have posted about it on here.

    Or maybe, you had the sexiest wife and you were thinking only about her.
    See here's the thing, I had no idea they would all be out there timing it. If I had, I would have snuck out the back door, ate lunch, ( Washing my hands first ) took an hour walk before going into the waiting room.
    My life is an open book and thought it was a funny story.......Besides....Trish started it!!!
  • Trish
    Trish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh sure blame me.... what you all forget is the longer you are in there solo the sooner the bet turns to whispers "no wonder he's here,  he has trouble getting it up or finishing" hahaha 
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,385 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't feel bad, @ForMud, it was a very touching story.
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  • Trish
    Trish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trish said:
    Oh sure blame me.... what you all forget is the longer you are in there solo the sooner the bet turns to whispers "no wonder he's here,  he has trouble getting it up or finishing" hahaha 
    That should've read don't blame me for your short comings .... hehehe.  I can appreciate that you are a good sport and can poke fun of/at yourself.
  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But, but, you were the one who posted that sperm bank thing.......Then all those painful memories came flooding back to me...... :'(  


     :)  :)

    It's never my fault.....I'm a guy.
  • Trish
    Trish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ForMud said:
    But, but, you were the one who posted that sperm bank thing.......Then all those painful memories came flooding back to me...... :'(  


     :)  :)

    It's never my fault.....I'm a guy.
    Ha better save those fake tears for your pillow, or to get out of your next traffic ticket  :p
  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trish said:
    ForMud said:
    But, but, you were the one who posted that sperm bank thing.......Then all those painful memories came flooding back to me...... :'(  


     :)  :)

    It's never my fault.....I'm a guy.
    Ha better save those fake tears for your pillow, or to get out of your next traffic ticket  :p
    All I do is unbutton my shirt a little and show a little leg and the ticket goes away....A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. ;)  
  • Trish
    Trish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ForMud said:
    Trish said:
    ForMud said:
    But, but, you were the one who posted that sperm bank thing.......Then all those painful memories came flooding back to me...... :'(  


     :)  :)

    It's never my fault.....I'm a guy.
    Ha better save those fake tears for your pillow, or to get out of your next traffic ticket  :p
    All I do is unbutton my shirt a little and show a little leg and the ticket goes away....A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. ;)  
    So when was the s€x change official? 
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Any particular language??   B)
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,100 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmarta said:
    Any particular language??   B)
    Sounded like he was from San Juan CAPistrano.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    jlmarta said:
    Any particular language??   B)
    Sounded like he was from San Juan CAPistrano.
    Looks that way, doesn’t it?

    i always thought that was pronounced ‘cat-pissed-on-the-piano’ but what do I know??  
  • Captain_Call
    Captain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Trish
    Trish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Captain_Call said:
    Heck yeah,  at 8 years old some of them already are demons
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Which may explain why 9 year-old's can "select" their gender.
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  • Trish
    Trish Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubble said:
    Hahaha I preferred a key when i was younger.  Talk about my curly hair becoming and afro  :p

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