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MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
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When I lived there it was

Idiots
Out
Walking
Around

Just kidding, LOL in Bettendorf, Isle Capri on 17th and 18th and 19th golfing, anyone around?
Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...

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  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Who you callin an idiot ! :)
    Looked at that date and just knew you would pick that weekend.
    I think, and I elaborate , I think I have folk coming in town.
    They haven't given me the 100% yet, so... if they don't show I'm up for some golf !
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  • MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Anyone......?:-)
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • Rail_JockeyRail_Jockey Posts: 805 ✭✭✭
    Not sure people in Iowa even have Internet. May have to send our carrier pigeons.
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    HEY !
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  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    Iowa.... that corn field you have to drive through to get to Kansas City. Oops, almost forgot about the excitement of seeing a wind farm....
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Grow big women here too ! Corn fed !
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  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    I went to Iowa once. The weather was terrible. Really flat and boring drive. Not sure if they even have women there. Glad you are just hanging on the outskirts... They have the windfarms so it disperses the smell of pigs everywhere. DUH!
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    curtpick:
    Grow big women here too ! Corn fed !
    do you massage them so they are nice and juicy to?
    Money can't buy taste
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Lee.mcglynn:
    curtpick:
    Grow big women here too ! Corn fed !
    do you massage them so they are nice and juicy to?
    Eww... but if you do, are they more tender?
  • Roberto99Roberto99 Posts: 1,077 ✭
    I don't know what you guys are talking about! I dated a beautiful girl from Iowa. She was blonde, athletic and absolutely gorgeous. As I recall she was the "miss volleyball" for Iowa high schools one year in the late 80's. After a couple of dates with me she told me she was dating another guy in Iowa at the same time but still wanted to go out with me platonically. (she had just moved into town and was mostly just looking to meet some new friends) I told her there was no way I could go out with her the way we had just done and not make a pass at her. Several months later she came up to me and told me that she was no longer dating the other guy but by then I had just become engaged to my soon to be first wife. My life has turned out well in that category but man, she was hot... and from Iowa.
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Roberto99:
    I don't know what you guys are talking about! I dated a beautiful girl from Iowa. She was blonde, athletic and absolutely gorgeous. As I recall she was the "miss volleyball" for Iowa high schools one year in the late 80's. After a couple of dates with me she told me she was dating another guy in Iowa at the same time but still wanted to go out with me platonically. (she had just moved into town and was mostly just looking to meet some new friends) I told her there was no way I could go out with her the way we had just done and not make a pass at her. Several months later she came up to me and told me that she was no longer dating the other guy but by then I had just become engaged to my soon to be first wife. My life has turned out well in that category but man, she was hot... and from Iowa.
    That was a golden retriever and might have been from Iowa.
  • Roberto99Roberto99 Posts: 1,077 ✭
    LOL! golden retriever sounds more likely
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Watch it some these girls will kick some serious booty.
    Scary I tell ya.. Scary !!!
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  • MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Marker:
    Roberto99:
    I don't know what you guys are talking about! I dated a beautiful girl from Iowa. She was blonde, athletic and absolutely gorgeous. As I recall she was the "miss volleyball" for Iowa high schools one year in the late 80's. After a couple of dates with me she told me she was dating another guy in Iowa at the same time but still wanted to go out with me platonically. (she had just moved into town and was mostly just looking to meet some new friends) I told her there was no way I could go out with her the way we had just done and not make a pass at her. Several months later she came up to me and told me that she was no longer dating the other guy but by then I had just become engaged to my soon to be first wife. My life has turned out well in that category but man, she was hot... and from Iowa.
    That was a golden retriever and might have been from Iowa.
    rotflmao
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Ms Iowa
    image

    She'll bite your ass !
    Rufff Rufff !! LOL
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  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Congratulations. You found the one hottie in Iowa.

    All in fun of course. I am sure there are some good looking black and brown haired girls in Iowa as well.

    We call them black and chocolate Labradors.
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    We call em Angus here....
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  • MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭
    Marker:
    Congratulations. You found the one hottie in Iowa.

    All in fun of course. I am sure there are some good looking black and brown haired girls in Iowa as well.

    We call them black and chocolate Labradors.
    lol Jamie getting ready to have fun in Chicago now, wish we could've video herfed again..lol
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Yeah. Work work work. Although I will make it to Davenport Iowa and La Crosse Wisconsin at least twice a year. I am trying to get close!
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    On a serious note.
    Where are you golfing when in Iowa?
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  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    curtpick:
    Ms Iowa
    image

    She'll bite your ass !
    Rufff Rufff !! LOL

    She was likely born and raised in Minnesota.... eventually moved south to be the only hottie....
    All the women look like that in Minnesota... just another face in the gorgeous crowd up here. In Iowa, she became special.
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • Rail_JockeyRail_Jockey Posts: 805 ✭✭✭
    AVJim:
    curtpick:
    Ms Iowa
    image

    She'll bite your ass !
    Rufff Rufff !! LOL

    She was likely born and raised in Minnesota.... eventually moved south to be the only hottie....
    All the women look like that in Minnesota... just another face in the gorgeous crowd up here. In Iowa, she became special.
    She is like the restraunts. You see pictures on posters and billboards, but no one every actually sees them in person.
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