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"Jesus is watching you"...(joke)...

A burglar breaks into this hose and proceeds to do what he does best...as he enters the livingroom he hears a peculiar voice saying: "Jesus is watching you!". He crouches and looks arround thinking " I'm busted!", but he could not see anyone in the room. The voice again! "Jesus is watching you!". He looks around the room and he sees where the voice is coming from and realizes, is a bird! The thief walks over the bird and asks: "Hey little fellow, what is your name?" "Moses" answers the bird. "What kind of people names a bird Moses?" utters the burglar. The bird responds: "The same type of people that names their rottweilerJesus!"


  • ashmasterashmaster Posts: 237
  • handypantzhandypantz Posts: 86
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    ROFL! That's a good one. Something in the back of my mind tells me I've heard a joke similar to that before, can't seem to recall though.
  • HardspotHardspot Posts: 24
    haha, thats a new one. I haven't heard that one before.
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