Bad Dream
Krieg
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Man...I had a bad dream last night...for whatever reason, I dreamt that I had tobacco beetles in my humidor! Also...this is wierd too...I also dreamt I had 3 black widows in there too. WTF? I woke up and checked my humi...very carefully. I wonder what the hell this dream was all about.
"Long ashes my friends."
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"Long ashes my friends."
A) this will keep the beetle population down.
2) this will encourage you to age your cigars.
i say go for it.
"Long ashes my friends."
You better watch out my good man!
"Long ashes my friends."
Why do you think the cookie monster is always seen hanging around with the kool-aid man?
please dont kill me! rofl
I had a dream last night that someone rang the doorbell in the middle of the night and when I went to check I found the remains of SFR postal boxes ravaged by dogs. Some checking revealed they were cigar bombs.
Still recovering from Shawn's lottery forward?
I'm triggered.
I used to pray for peaceful dreams when falling asleep and then be thankful for them when I woke up. I've added purposeful dreams now, thinking they're happening because they serve a purpose, and I am content to think not all dreams have to be peaceful.
I dreamed last night that I was standing on a line with a bunch of other soldiers, directly across from us was a line of enemy soldiers. We were under orders not to allow them to cross the line, no matter what.
I was armed with an M3A1 .45 cal "grease gun", which was one of the weapons we were issued when I was a tanker. The guys directly across from me, about 6 of them, started walking toward us, the one directly facing me was Bill Clinton. I stuck the barrel of my weapon into his mid-section and said "You need to back the f**k up!"
Suddenly, to my right someone opened fire, I squeezed the trigger and damn near cut Bill in half.
After he fell, all kinds of reporters started asking me "why?" did I do that, I told them to talk to my commander, I wasn't authorized to talk to press. Then I woke up and had to pee.
Weird!
On the other hand, they say when God closes a door he opens a window, so, @peter4jc , you might want to give Hillary a call.
The dream was real, I just made up the part about Peter.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I'll have to tell you about the dream where I was partying at the downtown clubs with Bill Clinton.
Dreamt my late wife and I were looking at a house for sale that had a small kitchen that had lots of cool features. My son was looking at picking out a kitten and wanted the dumbest looking one and there was one that had the coolest markings and he didn't want it. He really wanted the retarded looking cat.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.