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Why did Helen Kellers dog kill itself? . . . . . You would kill yourself also if your name was RRAAAWWWWGGHHHHHH

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  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,616 ✭✭✭✭
    helen keller's favorite color?

    courdory





    im going to hell.
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    kuzi16:
    helen keller's favorite color?

    courdory





    im going to hell.
    Chuckle. Say hi to henry when you get there. :)
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
    urbino:
    kuzi16:
    im going to hell.
    Chuckle. Say hi to henry when you get there. :)
    Now that's funny! :D
  • la-henryla-henry Posts: 74
    So kuzi, are you driving the bus to hell or am I???
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,616 ✭✭✭✭
    im far to lazy to drive there. you can drive.
  • la-henryla-henry Posts: 74
    Why didn't helen keller scream when she fell off of the cliff? She was wearing mittens.
  • la-henryla-henry Posts: 74
    I'f i'm going to hell, it's going to be in a blazing ball of fury!!!
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,616 ✭✭✭✭
    hmmmm...
    why cant helen keller drive?

    shes a woman.


    neither she nor I are driving said bus to hell.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,152
    I'm perfectly ok with my spot in hell, in fact I have a easy pass for the trip there.
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
    On the bright side, all my friends will be there too ;)
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    And it'll be easy to get a light.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,152
    If there are no cigars in heaven I shalln't go!
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
    Elizabeth Taylor phrased ist best...

    "A person with no vices probably has some pretty annoying virtues"
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,616 ✭✭✭✭
    madurofan:
    If there are no cigars in heaven I shalln't go!
    what are you talking about? cigars ARE heaven
  • Smoke=FireSmoke=Fire Posts: 692 ✭✭
    kuzi16:
    madurofan:
    If there are no cigars in heaven I shalln't go!
    what are you talking about? cigars ARE heaven
    Amen, brother ;)
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,152
    Hmmm what a pleasent thought, however the counter to that would be hell. So hell must be the lack of cigars OR is it an eternity of plugged cigars?
  • Matt MarvelMatt Marvel Posts: 930
    Hell passes out Black n' Milds at the door.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,152
    Matt Marvel:
    Hell passes out Black n' Milds at the door.
    Hey but those are REAL pipe tobacco!
  • zoom6zoomzoom6zoom Posts: 1,214
    urbino:
    And it'll be easy to get a light.
    Probably a be-atch to keep the humi in balance, though.
  • DiasFlakDiasFlak Posts: 342
    no water in hell so the humi would never be right!
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