Home› Non Cigar Related

Now I think my pt cruiser is masculine.

LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
in Non Cigar Related
Dropped my pt off at the body shop and go my rental.... Ended up with a Chevy spark.... It's a giant roller skate. Lmao!
Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.

Comments

  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You do know what the PT Cruiser's nick name is, don't you?
    The Pity Cruiser. ROFL!

    Sorry, as an old hot rodder, I had to.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    My wife calls it the "Pretty Terrible Cruiser" lol
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LiquidChaos66:
    Dropped my pt off at the body shop and go my rental.... Ended up with a Chevy spark.... It's a giant roller skate. Lmao!
    You dirty SOB, I drive a Chevy Spark. :) We call it the "Red Pepper". My Grand Am took a dirt nap and I didn't want a car payment so I went cheap and economical. I don't drive a lot and it gets 40MPG so the gas money I save actually makes the payment. Picture Willie from Duck Dynasty driving that because that is what I look like. It is fun to drive but it is pretty wimpy. I want a truck but not the payment or lousy gas mileage. For now it works.
  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    I really do like it. It's just tiny and underpowered. Lol compared to my pt... Which I think is mostly gutless.
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • New_BootsNew_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    I'll make you all feel better. I'm 6'4" and I have a 2 door, hatchback ford focus.
  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭
    Hey in this economy, no shame in a gas smart vehicle.... Its rediculous to try and drive a premium guzzling muscle car to work everyday.

  • perkinkeperkinke Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭
    Well, as I once told an attorney who gave me *** about my old Outback "those of us whom nature equipped don't need to turn to Detroit to compensate." ;) I loved my Outback (even though it granted me the dubious title of "Honorary Lezbian" according to a couple roller derby girls) and I dig the little Jetta I drive now.

    (i know "lezbian" is spelled wrong but it was blanked out, how in the world is that an inappropriate word???)
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have a KIA Soul... Ohhhh yeah I don't stand out in 4x4 country....
  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    My 6'5" frame in a Chevy Cavalier is crazy. We had two of them. Had to get at least one thing bigger. Now I'm trying to sell a Cavalier. Anyone interested? JK I wouldn't sell that junker to anyone on here.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    perkinke:
    Well, as I once told an attorney who gave me *** about my old Outback "those of us whom nature equipped don't need to turn to Detroit to compensate." ;) I loved my Outback (even though it granted me the dubious title of "Honorary Lezbian" according to a couple roller derby girls) and I dig the little Jetta I drive now.

    (i know "lezbian" is spelled wrong but it was blanked out, how in the world is that an inappropriate word???)
    hey man.... dont feel too bad. i have a Subaru XV Crosstrek. its a new model for 2013 and the only other people i see driving one have been women in their 40s and 50s and one old couple that looked about 90

    Kuzi's Forum Links Page
  • beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133 ✭
    I love the wife's Impreza Sport.
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bigshizza:
    I have a KIA Soul... Ohhhh yeah I don't stand out in 4x4 country....
    Why does this not surprise me and make me laugh at the same time :) I can just see you pulling into your campus cruising by the hot little yoga girls and out steps this cigar smoking fool lol
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317 ✭
    My wife and I rented a spark for our honeymoon.
    It's not quick but it's fun to drive flat out.
    I'm looking at replacing my Yaris (just as gutless) with a Chevy Sonic LTZ or RS or a Buick Verano.

  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭
    beatnic:
    I love the wife's Impreza Sport.
    Thats a ride right there, my daughter has one and it is as reliable as a swiss army knife!
  • jgibvjgibv Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LiquidChaos66:
    Dropped my pt off at the body shop and go my rental.... Ended up with a Chevy spark.... It's a giant roller skate. Lmao!
    Never drove the spark .... had to drive an Aveo renal a couple years ago while my car was in the shop after someone backed into me

    Hopefully the spark is better because that Aveo was a POS .... I took it on the highway for about 3 miles, thought I was going to die/get ran over .... took about 2 miles for the Aveo to get from 0-tortoise speed.



    That was when my wife was still driving her 2-door 2003 ford escort zx2 (it was on it's last leg at the time) .... sad to say that her nearly 10 year old escort was exceedingly superior to the new Aveo.

    Damn, was so happy to get my scooby legacy back, never missed my car more than I did that week.

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • LiquidChaos66LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    I'm gettin attached to it. Lol it's pretty fun. I think it's the novelty of it being a small car that gets me the most. I should get my PT back tomorrow if all goes well. $1800 in damage to the poor thing.
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • Tyland64Tyland64 Posts: 712 ✭
    I was going to buy my wife a PT Cruiser in 08. She said you will be single in 09 if you buy it. We agreed on a 06 Pont. G6. We just traded the G6 in for a RAV4 all wheel drive in September. I still have my old trusty 02 Avalanche with 190,000 miles. Don't drive the Avalanche much, but with Central New York winters it's a good back up.
Sign In or Register to comment.