Toombes and rcy..,
Olemanjake
Posts: 1
Hello from me and deej
0
Comments
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Hello, Olemanjake. I assume you're the friend Shane mentioned earlier. I accept your greetings and raise you an aZZ beating.
I'm not sure how long you've known Shane, but I find it only fair to give some little known information about him.
1: His real name is Algernon Pennywhipple which is ancient Sumarian for Rebecca Gnarflumple, but he thinks Shane sounds more feminine.
2: in his teens he spent 14 yrs in Cambodia, working as a street walking cross-dresser named Julia.
3: He's actually a cross-dressing woman afflicted with hypertricosis which accounts for the raging Wolverine-inspired bro-chops.
4: He has an extra toe but it's not on his foot, he uses it as a key fob.
5: Every fortnight he sheds his skin like a sea snake and feeds it to the neighborhood cats.
6: He likes to pick his toes, the rolls up the toe cheese and snorts it like snuff.
7: Last, but not least, he's one HELL of a friend!
So, unless you pull the ol' "bait and switch" with your return address, it's on! Pleased to meet ya, brother!
Well, if the shoe fits. At least I didn't tell everyone that his aZZ crack is sideways and when he was in school and went down the slide it made a "buuu, buuu, buuu, buuu" noise...
Don't worry, Ray, we gots dis!
was not able to meet up with olmanjake before shipping...but he will be involved soon. Feel free to call me daddy as u wish. No note inside sorry...but figured the package would speak for itself.
Just a couple of sticks, hunh? You're sooooooooo screwed, buddy...
go shane!!!
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
Soooo, basically I'm just suppose to sit here and get blown the Bleep up. That's not how this work. You see the Kevlar and the cigar. You know what happens next. Geeszzzz, the nerve of these guys. Do a couple of clubs during the course of the year. And think I'm going to just sit back and let him spin his turntable on me, shhhhhh, yea right DJ....
I made a promise to Santa, smile for the box
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
Dang, I was still holding out for the "nice" list this year .... doesn't make much of a difference to me though, don't have much on my Xmas list --- only thing I want is warmer weather and for this snow & ice to stop!!!
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
you must have me mistaken for someone else.....
there have been quite a few "noobs" around here though (both actual "noobs" and new alter-egos) who seem to be stirring the pot like they're making a stew on iron chef america....
very naughty indeed.
IMO, those are the real trouble makers ---- they deserve much more punishment than I do. You should probably bring the wrath down on 1 of them.
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
But that's a lie.
For 1 I always eat my leftovers (unless it's seafood...that's never a good idea). Take them for lunch everyday.
And 2 I don't have the firepower to even pretend to be enola gay (or any of these other jokers) ... damn if I was sending out mass bombs like that you better believe the package would be full of overruns and 2nds, LOL
But I'm pretty sure lying will get you on the naughty list.....you see this Brett....this is what I'm talking about. Lots of other people here to pick on.....
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *