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EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,178 ✭✭✭✭✭
This forum promises jokes but I've not seen one in the three months I've been on this forum? What gives? Fine, I'll start:

A guy walks into a bar in Scotland and sits down beside an old man. They strike up a conversation and the old man says, "Laddie, do ya see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with me own hands, but do they call me McDonough the wallbuilder? No." The guy nods appreciatively and the old man says, "Do you ya see this bar here? I built this bar with me own hands, but do they call me McDonough the bar builder? No sir." The guy nods again and finally the old man says, "Arrgh...but ya f***one goat..."
-- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There was a joke thread somewheres.
    It's probably buried 20 pages back.
    I'd use the search to find it, but I've never figured out how to actually use the search.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,178 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience:
    There was a joke thread somewheres.
    It's probably buried 20 pages back.
    I'd use the search to find it, but I've never figured out how to actually use the search.
    Someone will undoubtedly find it, bump it, and make me look like a newbie. Oh well...
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No worries. I did the same thing a few years back. LOL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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