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Apple Valley Jim lives

Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
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So I go to my local B&M tonight to get out of the cold, and my friend Apple Valley Jim is there. Jim hooks me up with a 2012 Anejo shark. Thanks Jim, nice talking with you again. Jim says hi to all the c.com folks. He is still lurking. image
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  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    It's about time someone kicked Chuck's aZZ!!!
    Love the Shark! Enjoy, brother!
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Great smoke and a good year for them!
    Money can't buy taste
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They is very tasty!
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    A big thanks to Chuck! So..... there I was, at the B&M, minding my business when out of no where a boulder comes thru the roof! If it were not for a very well built display of 2012 Sharks, I would have perished. I was trapped under this boulder for some time. Lucky for me, I had the Sharks to keep me company. To pass the time, I named them all after my BOTL on this site. Unfortunately, to survive, I had to smoke them. I was down to the last one, "Chuck", wondering what I would do.... my time it would seem was up... days to live at best. I was just about to take the Xikar to "Chuck" when I heard a voice. "Apple Valley Jim, is that you".... I was saved!!!! Chuck pulled me out from under that boulder and as a reward, I gave him "Chuck the Shark" and also gave him instructions to notify all you fine folks that I am alive (as I knew you all would be worried sick). The least I could do. So, that's the story and here I am.
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    Part Two of my story.... After refusing to go to the hospital to get checked out, Chuck insisted that he take me to his place to recover. I was in a daze and do not remember most of the trip. What I do remember is his mailbox. Ugliest thing I have ever seen. Matt must have been there at some point because it has "I love Gurkha" written on the side of it. He was obviously embarrassed by the thing and tried to draw my attention away from it. I immediately knew that something had to be done about this........... this mailbox needs to be destroyed..... does anyone have any ideas on the best way to accomplish such a task?
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    Chuck has moved to an undisclosed destination. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!! MOVE ALONG. Thanks for the sticks AV Jim.
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Thought my nooblet was dead.
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    Rain..... Your Nooblet (still makes me giggle like a little girl) lives!!!!! Glad to see you back too!!!!! Chuck.... Kinda figured you would try something like this. You can not hide.
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • ddubridgeddubridge Posts: 3,978 ✭✭✭
    AVJim:
    Part Two of my story.... After refusing to go to the hospital to get checked out, Chuck insisted that he take me to his place to recover. I was in a daze and do not remember most of the trip. What I do remember is his mailbox. Ugliest thing I have ever seen. Matt must have been there at some point because it has "I love Gurkha" written on the side of it. He was obviously embarrassed by the thing and tried to draw my attention away from it. I immediately knew that something had to be done about this........... this mailbox needs to be destroyed..... does anyone have any ideas on the best way to accomplish such a task?
    While you were stuck under that boulder, Chuck has been kicking ass and taking names. However, he always seems to forget to put a return address on the package. Could you do me a favor and pm me that for safe keeping?
  • Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    You have been gone too long AVJim. ...While you have been away there has been an individual from Loon Lake that has been reeking havoc on these boards. All the attention, and ammo should be used for the destruction of this individual.
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    ddubridge:
    AVJim:
    Part Two of my story.... After refusing to go to the hospital to get checked out, Chuck insisted that he take me to his place to recover. I was in a daze and do not remember most of the trip. What I do remember is his mailbox. Ugliest thing I have ever seen. Matt must have been there at some point because it has "I love Gurkha" written on the side of it. He was obviously embarrassed by the thing and tried to draw my attention away from it. I immediately knew that something had to be done about this........... this mailbox needs to be destroyed..... does anyone have any ideas on the best way to accomplish such a task?
    While you were stuck under that boulder, Chuck has been kicking ass and taking names. However, he always seems to forget to put a return address on the package. Could you do me a favor and pm me that for safe keeping?
    I second that Request !! Also an updated addy for AVJim would be helpful !
    Family, Friends, Golf, Cigars, Fine Whiskey, Good beer.... is there anything else ?  Follow on instagram @crguy1961
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    Here I was thinking it was Audio Visual Jim. One of my coworkers' in-laws are from Apple Valley.
  • Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    curtpick:
    ddubridge:
    AVJim:
    Part Two of my story.... After refusing to go to the hospital to get checked out, Chuck insisted that he take me to his place to recover. I was in a daze and do not remember most of the trip. What I do remember is his mailbox. Ugliest thing I have ever seen. Matt must have been there at some point because it has "I love Gurkha" written on the side of it. He was obviously embarrassed by the thing and tried to draw my attention away from it. I immediately knew that something had to be done about this........... this mailbox needs to be destroyed..... does anyone have any ideas on the best way to accomplish such a task?
    While you were stuck under that boulder, Chuck has been kicking ass and taking names. However, he always seems to forget to put a return address on the package. Could you do me a favor and pm me that for safe keeping?
    I second that Request !!
    Maybe I shoulda left that bastid under the boulder!!!
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    Should I..... Should I...... I shall! 15202 Crystal Drive East Burnsville, MN 55306
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    AVJim:
    Should I..... Should I...... I shall!<><>15202 crystal drive east Burnsville, mn 55306
    Done
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    Chuck, that mailbox really needs to go. Sorry.
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    The next time your trapped under a boulder I think Ill eat my lunch on top of it.
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    I could have PM'd his address to individuals..... due to the expected quantity of requests for it however, I decided to post on the open forum. Chuck, it would appear that you have been flying under the radar for far too long.
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    Chuck N:
    The next time your trapped under a boulder I think Ill eat my lunch on top of it.


    Some day, you will look back on this and smile. Plus, it really is an ugly mailbox. It's for your own good and the betterment of your neighborhood.
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    curtpick:
    ddubridge:
    AVJim:
    Part Two of my story.... After refusing to go to the hospital to get checked out, Chuck insisted that he take me to his place to recover. I was in a daze and do not remember most of the trip. What I do remember is his mailbox. Ugliest thing I have ever seen. Matt must have been there at some point because it has "I love Gurkha" written on the side of it. He was obviously embarrassed by the thing and tried to draw my attention away from it. I immediately knew that something had to be done about this........... this mailbox needs to be destroyed..... does anyone have any ideas on the best way to accomplish such a task?
    While you were stuck under that boulder, Chuck has been kicking ass and taking names. However, he always seems to forget to put a return address on the package. Could you do me a favor and pm me that for safe keeping?
    I second that Request !! Also an updated addy for AVJim would be helpful !


    Curt, my mailbox is pretty. Leave it alone. Besides, my address is buried in the CCom archives and can not be retrieved.
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    AVJim:
    Should I..... Should I...... I shall! 15202 Crystal Drive East Burnsville, MN 55306
    why thank you ! Chuck, you may as well reciprocate. Feel free to PM me jims. I think I may still have it but..... just to be sure ! Wink wink...
    Family, Friends, Golf, Cigars, Fine Whiskey, Good beer.... is there anything else ?  Follow on instagram @crguy1961
  • Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    Jim is very mysterious. Rumor has it he lives in a bat cave on the edge of town. Curt, if you can find that addy please post it up.
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Chuck N:
    Jim is very mysterious. Rumor has it he lives in a bat cave on the edge of town. Curt, if you can find that addy please post it up.
    I simply cant post
    5900 131st St. West,Apple Valley, MN,55124.. on an open forum. I just cant!
    Family, Friends, Golf, Cigars, Fine Whiskey, Good beer.... is there anything else ?  Follow on instagram @crguy1961
  • Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    Perfect. Thank you
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    curtpick:
    Chuck N:
    Jim is very mysterious. Rumor has it he lives in a bat cave on the edge of town. Curt, if you can find that addy please post it up.
    I simply cant post
    5900 131st St. West,Apple Valley, MN,55124.. on an open forum. I just cant!


    Curt..... We used to be friends..... Focus....Focus.... The mark is on CHUCK!!!!
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    Also, that address belongs to my twin brother whom is very opposed to the cigar industry. He will likely contact the ATF if he receives what he calls "death sticks".
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    If I come through MPLS I will let you guys know. What B&M are you guys usually at?
  • Chuck_NChuck_N Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭
    Marker:
    If I come through MPLS I will let you guys know. What B&M are you guys usually at?
    We are at Burn in Burnsville. Its Viaje heaven, plus a nice selection of others as well.
  • AVJimAVJim Posts: 449 ✭
    Marker:
    If I come through MPLS I will let you guys know. What B&M are you guys usually at?


    Yes, please do!
    "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
  • curtpickcurtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Jim, can you clarify chucks addy please. Is it East Burnsville ? Or crystal drive east ? Also please pm his full name. Thanks
    Family, Friends, Golf, Cigars, Fine Whiskey, Good beer.... is there anything else ?  Follow on instagram @crguy1961
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