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Rainman, time for Wapner

0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
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So. I take the wife to a doctor's appt in Longview, Wa. About 60 miles from here this afternoon.
We stop in Longview and have dinner after the appt. and then get home about 8:30.
We come in the house and there is a box on my desk.

She immediately spies the box.
You bought more cigars??
No dear, I only bought the ones I told you about.
What is this? This is from cigar.com! You bought more cigars!
No I didn't. I don't know what the hell this is.
Right, this didn't come from one of your cigar buddies, this WAS A PURCHASE!!
Oh crap. I don't remember ordering anything.

So SHE opens it.
Uh huh! See!! Torano 1916s! YOU BOUGHT MORE OF THEM??

No dear, I have no idea why those were sent. I didn't order them.
I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes with a credit card and you buy more cigars!

Crap. What's the invoice say?
Ok, you didn't buy these. Someone named Randy bought them and sent them to you.
Dammit Rain!!

I hope you're happy.

1916s. Yeah man!! And I haven't had the Victor Sinclair. I'll have to give it a try. LOL!

And here is the devastation he hit me with.

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In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

Wylaff said:
Atmospheric pressure and crap.

Comments

  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    Love the 1916s! Always some in my humidor.
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    K-Mart sucks!

    But these sticks look amazing! Nice hit Rain!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • JMartinez10JMartinez10 Posts: 296
    "XOXO"???? She questioned the Ccom box but not that????? ROFL

    AWESOME
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain, Randy, Randolpho, you're a crazy SOB... Enjoy Tony!!
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    The VS is a joke, but if you like it....chyeah!Thanks for being a CCom OG!
  • New_BootsNew_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    JMartinez10:
    "XOXO"???? She questioned the Ccom box but not that????? ROFL

    AWESOME
    I got the same card! What gives RAIN!?
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Jay, meet Tony.He loves me for who I am.
  • New_BootsNew_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    Rain:
    Jay, meet Tony.He loves me for who I am.
    ....but, I love you for who I KNOW you can be!

    Hmmph!
  • No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Is nobody else confused about wapner??
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    Is nobody else confused about wapner??
    The peoples court judge wapner!!! You might be too young to remember him! No offense
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    DANGGGGGGGG! He called you a JT!
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    Is nobody else confused about wapner??


    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    smoke em if you got em:
    No_one21:
    Is nobody else confused about wapner??
    The peoples court judge wapner!!! You might be too young to remember him! No offense
    And u may b to young to remember it to bro. These young whipper snappers I tell ya.
  • No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    O u r just asking for it now Sam...
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?
    Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.

    Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    0patience:
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?
    Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.

    Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke.
    Bahaha yes I've see Rainman a few times just not in a while and I guess I don't remember details like that from movies hence why I'll never win the Movie Trivia. Jeez I'm not a teenager.
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    0patience:
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?
    Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.

    Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke.
    Bahaha yes I've see Rainman a few times just not in a while and I guess I don't remember details like that from movies hence why I'll never win the Movie Trivia. Jeez I'm not a teenager.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • RainRain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    ^^^^So fits lmao.
  • No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    0patience:
    No_one21:
    0patience:
    No_one21:
    Age or not, I'd never watch People's Court anyway lol
    Do you watch movies or are you too young for those?
    Rainman with Tom Cruise (A lot of young folk know who he is) and Dustin Hoffman (he's an older fella, so you might have to look him up). Where Rainman always has to watch Judge Wapner.

    Leave it to the pups to ruin the joke.
    Bahaha yes I've see Rainman a few times just not in a while and I guess I don't remember details like that from movies hence why I'll never win the Movie Trivia. Jeez I'm not a teenager.
    vid
    I have verizon so suck it! lol
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    I have verizon so suck it! lol
    So do I, but it's still funny.

    Sorry, but this is getting even funnier at your expense. I apologize.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    I'm very not serious with any of these responses so it's not to worry. After I was filled in from my first question I've just been doing my best impression of Randy :p
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No_one21:
    I'm very not serious with any of these responses so it's not to worry. After I was filled in from my first question I've just been doing my best impression of Randy :p
    ROFL! Now that's funny.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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