New study. Living linked to dying.
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Researchers have discovered a troubling trend in people.
Living people are dying at an incredible rate.
Researchers have concluded that living is one of the leading causes of death.
Unfortunately, they've discovered that if you quit living, that will also lead to death.
Doctors are working hard to discover a cure for living and are close to a discovery that they think work is also a cause of death.
When questioned, one doctor stated, "We can now add this one cause of death with the other 5,000 pages of lists of things that might cause death. But we're pretty certain that living is a 100% killer. All people who are living will die from living."
Living people are dying at an incredible rate.
Researchers have concluded that living is one of the leading causes of death.
Unfortunately, they've discovered that if you quit living, that will also lead to death.
Doctors are working hard to discover a cure for living and are close to a discovery that they think work is also a cause of death.
When questioned, one doctor stated, "We can now add this one cause of death with the other 5,000 pages of lists of things that might cause death. But we're pretty certain that living is a 100% killer. All people who are living will die from living."
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Cause of Aging Reversed in Mice
I mean really....what about all them zombies...they even have their own TV show.
Well, I understand they are pretty quiet except when they are eating.
What matters is what we accomplish with our lives, between the day of our conception and eventual birth To the day we go to the great beyond. Death is too life as water is to dryness.
This is one serious discussion you have started and to find the answers we first have to look inward to what lye's within our personal Beliefs. Where do our personal choices lead us? Sorry if a serious question disrupts your thread. But a Burdon was laid across my heart and I had no choice in the matter.
If living leads to dying what's the alternative?