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Thanatos0320Thanatos0320 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭
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Title pretty much says what the thread is going to be about. Say whatever you want. I'll start

You know you're a cigar lover when you smell a cigar and you have a rough idea of what cigar someone is smoking.

You know you're a cigar lover when someone mentions the word cigar and you stop everything you're doing to give them your full attention.

You know you're a cigar lover when you smell a cigar and react like this
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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You know you're an aficionado when you could care less what other people think of a cigar, as long as you like it.

    You know you're an aficionado when you have little concern about ratings lists, cause none of them amount to anything, nor do they ever have stuff on there you would normally smoke.

    You know you're an aficionado when you could care less about being an aficionado.

    But I'm not, so my post is pointless. LOL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,744 ✭✭✭✭✭
    To the average person, I'm an aficionado. To the average BOTL, I'm a BOTL. To the actual cigar aficionado, I'm a complete newb. To me, I'm a cigar enthusiast.
  • onestrangeoneonestrangeone Posts: 2,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob Luken:
    To the average person, I'm an aficionado. To the average BOTL, I'm a BOTL. To the actual cigar aficionado, I'm a complete newb. To me, I'm a cigar enthusiast.

    +1 It's a matter of perspective
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob Luken:
    To the average person, I'm an aficionado. To the average BOTL, I'm a BOTL. To the actual cigar aficionado, I'm a complete newb. To me, I'm a cigar enthusiast.


    +2
  • honorknight7honorknight7 Posts: 523 ✭
    you know your a cigar lover when ....
    you bid almost $300.00 on cigars thinking someone will outbid you on most of them and when no one does you cry out loud, but inside are jumping up and down like a little school girl getting to meet her first crush :D
  • alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    You know you are a cigar lover whenever you see someone smoking a cigar on a TV show or movie you try to figure out what it is.
  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You know you are a cigar lover if you have ashed yourself trying to get a crazy long ash.

    You know you are a cigar lover when you have stuck the lit end in your mouth accidentally, manned up, flipped it around and puffed on.

    You know you are a cigar lover when you start hiding cans of butane in strategic locations at home, in the car, at work.

    You know you are a cigar lover when you smoke the nub until your fingers and lips start to burn.

    You know you are a cigar lover when you carry a lighter amd cutter with you wherever you go even if you don't have a cigar.
  • Gray4linesGray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When you try and relight the cigar after dropping in the hot tub...
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    you know you're a cigar lover when you no longer need to buy ex-lax
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    jliu:
    you know you're a cigar lover when you no longer need to buy ex-lax
    ir cigars...not that you would stop buying cigars. But room is a mother...
    Money can't buy taste
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,744 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You know you are a cigar lover if you evaluate every container you see for it's potential use as a humidor.
  • jliujliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    Lee.mcglynn:
    jliu:
    you know you're a cigar lover when you no longer need to buy ex-lax
    ir cigars...not that you would stop buying cigars. But room is a mother...
    lee i'm gonna say it again. cabinet. temp controlled cabinet buddy. do iiiit
  • ShotgunJohnShotgunJohn Posts: 1,545 ✭✭
    alienmisprint:
    You know you are a cigar lover whenever you see someone smoking a cigar on a TV show or movie you try to figure out what it is.
    This is true.
  • WaltBasilWaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    ...you're willing to look at Morgan in his closet on the V-Herf.
  • Thanatos0320Thanatos0320 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭
    ShotgunJohn:
    alienmisprint:
    You know you are a cigar lover whenever you see someone smoking a cigar on a TV show or movie you try to figure out what it is.
    This is true.
    SO TRUE
    You know you're a cigar lover when you figure out that he/she ismoking a $20 cigar and you freak out because they have major burn problems from lighting it the wrong way.
    jliu:
    you know you're a cigar lover when you no longer need to buy ex-lax
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that made me laugh harder than it should have
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The power goes out and your only thought is your humidor which you grab along with a couple of your 4 footed friends and get under the blankets.
  • twistedstemtwistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When your first thought while planning a trip,vacation or weekend way is 'how many cigars should I bring?'and your second thought is 'which ones should I bring?'
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • Gray4linesGray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    twistedstem:
    When your first thought while planning a trip,vacation or weekend way is 'how many cigars should I bring?'and your second thought is 'which ones should I bring?'
    I definitely do this
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...you pick your hotel based on proximity to a cigar lounge.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...or you agree to serve on a data analysis committee meeting in the state capital three hours away because you have to drive by a cigar lounge on the drive home.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,613 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When you carry classic chap stick in case the band takes off the wrapper of the cigar you're smoking. #EDC
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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,510 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jliu said:
    you know you're a cigar lover when you no longer need to buy ex-lax
    Nice necro, Chris!

    Jiun seems to have ridden off into the sunset, but for those who have Vherfed with him the above will ring true; the guy couldn't finish a stick without having to answer nature's call.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,164 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me too.  If I don't go before I start smoking, I'm running to the bathroom for a photo finish halfway through a robusto...
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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,613 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thanks, Peter. I was looking for a place to drop this chap stick comment and found this hilarious thread.

    I bought a vial of PerfectRepair cigar glue along with the PerfectDraw draw tool. I like the draw tool, but the glue takes too long to dry and I prefer to just use chap stick.
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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    When you carry classic chap stick in case the band takes off the wrapper of the cigar you're smoking. #EDC
    Damn......  I learn something new every time I come on this!   Thanks, Chris!
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • Sketch6995Sketch6995 Posts: 4,495 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When you already have a full box, and you buy 3 five packs of the same cuz timb put them on the DDD (damn daily deal). 
    The higher.......the fewer.  ( Alexander Rozhenko)

     What you can't forgive......you will become.
  • NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sketch6995 said:
    When you already have a full box, and you buy 3 five packs of the same cuz timb put them on the DDD (damn daily deal). 
    You need to upgrade to a bigger tower soon. Last we saw the attic was already stuffed full of 5ers

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,613 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trykflyr_1 said:
    Yakster said:
    When you carry classic chap stick in case the band takes off the wrapper of the cigar you're smoking. #EDC
    Damn......  I learn something new every time I come on this!   Thanks, Chris!

    Learned that trick from @Bob_Luken.
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