Crushed by a noob!!

Chuck_N

Llado1 wasted no time introducing himself to me. I got home today to find a box busting at the seams in the mailbox. Adam put the smackdown on me big time!! Thank you brother. Great selection of sticks. Btw the image got cropped. If you click on the picture you can see the total damage. Revenge will be swift and painless.

Bigshizza

Geez Chuck did all of those fit in a small flat rate? Enjoy! Nice hit on a deserving guy!

Chuck_N

Bigshizza:

Geez Chuck did all of those fit in a small flat rate? Enjoy! Nice hit on a deserving guy!

Yes sir, a sm. flat rate busting.

jliu

dang. this is a total breed of "new guy"

SleevePlz

This was sent by Llado1? Do you know him from another site? He just joined here today. Either way, very nice selection!

flowbee

Very nice!! its great to see newbs on the move!!!

Chuck_N

SleevePlz:

This was sent by Llado1? Do you know him from another site? He just joined here today. Either way, very nice selection!

You are right, this did spill over from another forum. Sorry I didnt realize it til afterwards. But still, Adam is a stand up guy.

Llado1

What can I say. Money buys nice things. Enjoy brotha!

New_Boots

Bigshizza:

Geez Chuck did all of those fit in a small flat rate? Enjoy! Nice hit on a deserving guy!

I found out the hard way you can fit 20 sticks in a sm flat rate

Llado1

Chuck N:

Llado1 wasted no time introducing himself to me.
I got home today to find a box busting at the seams in the mailbox.
Adam put the smackdown on me big time!!
Thank you brother. Great selection of sticks. Btw the image got cropped. If you click on the picture you can see the total damage.
Revenge will be swift and painless.

Wait... Does this mean I'm going to get roundhoused in the face?

Chuck_N

Llado1:

Chuck N:

Llado1 wasted no time introducing himself to me. I got home today to find a box busting at the seams in the mailbox. Adam put the smackdown on me big time!! Thank you brother. Great selection of sticks. Btw the image got cropped. If you click on the picture you can see the total damage. Revenge will be swift and painless. Wait... Does this mean I'm going to get roundhoused in the face?

It means Im going to beat you up, and throw you to the sharks my boy. Lol

bandyt09

Chuck N:

Llado1:

Chuck N:

Llado1 wasted no time introducing himself to me. I got home today to find a box busting at the seams in the mailbox. Adam put the smackdown on me big time!! Thank you brother. Great selection of sticks. Btw the image got cropped. If you click on the picture you can see the total damage. Revenge will be swift and painless. Wait... Does this mean I'm going to get roundhoused in the face?

It means Im going to beat you up, and throw you to the sharks my boy. Lol

Hey Chuck, I love me a noob hell bent on laying a smackdown on a brother. Also, the fact that I am on my 7th rum. Did the noob leave a return addy? If so, please do a drunk a favor and PM it to me...............Time to show someone the power of a 20 count.

Darktower007

Chuck N:

Llado1 wasted no time introducing himself to me. I got home today to find a box busting at the seams in the mailbox. Adam put the smackdown on me big time!! Thank you brother. Great selection of sticks. Btw the image got cropped. If you click on the picture you can see the total damage. Revenge will be swift and painless.

Good ones..that Dark Corojo Antano is a terrible smoke..you need to send it on to Tennesse for proper disposal! Lol.. Enjoy

Puff_Dougie

bandyt09:

Hey Chuck, I love me a noob hell bent on laying a smackdown on a brother. Also, the fact that I am on my 7th rum. Did the noob leave a return addy? If so, please do a drunk a favor and PM it to me...............Time to show someone the power of a 20 count.

Uh oh!! This is not good!! Todd and his legendary 20 count are dangerous enough, but Drunk Todd with the keys to the 20 count??? It's been nice knowin' ya, Llado1.

Chuck_N

Puff_Dougie:

bandyt09:

Hey Chuck, I love me a noob hell bent on laying a smackdown on a brother. Also, the fact that I am on my 7th rum. Did the noob leave a return addy? If so, please do a drunk a favor and PM it to me...............Time to show someone the power of a 20 count.

Uh oh!! This is not good!! Todd and his legendary 20 count are dangerous enough, but Drjunk Todd with the keys to the 20 count??? It's been nice knowin' ya, Llado1.

pm sent. Smack that noob

bandyt09

Chuck N:

Puff_Dougie:

bandyt09:

Hey Chuck, I love me a noob hell bent on laying a smackdown on a brother. Also, the fact that I am on my 7th rum. Did the noob leave a return addy? If so, please do a drunk a favor and PM it to me...............Time to show someone the power of a 20 count.

Uh oh!! This is not good!! Todd and his legendary 20 count are dangerous enough, but Drjunk Todd with the keys to the 20 count??? It's been nice knowin' ya, Llado1.

pm sent. Smack that noob

And responded. Now it is up to you if I smack that noob...........................Adam, your life is now in Chuck's hands .

Llado1

bandyt09:

Chuck N:

Puff_Dougie:

bandyt09:

Hey Chuck, I love me a noob hell bent on laying a smackdown on a brother. Also, the fact that I am on my 7th rum. Did the noob leave a return addy? If so, please do a drunk a favor and PM it to me...............Time to show someone the power of a 20 count.

Uh oh!! This is not good!! Todd and his legendary 20 count are dangerous enough, but Drjunk Todd with the keys to the 20 count??? It's been nice knowin' ya, Llado1.

pm sent.
Smack that noob

And responded. Now it is up to you if I smack that noob...........................Adam, your life is now in Chuck's hands .

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

bandyt09

Llado1:

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

You mock the 20 count and it's ability to find the PO all on it's own?

And the last time I was taken advantage of was when I woke up in the wrong section of Bangkok. Now that you've made me regress and remember that time, well, let's just say, it won't be pretty.

Gaetano7890

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Chuck N:

Puff_Dougie:

bandyt09:

Hey Chuck, I love me a noob hell bent on laying a smackdown on a brother. Also, the fact that I am on my 7th rum. Did the noob leave a return addy? If so, please do a drunk a favor and PM it to me...............Time to show someone the power of a 20 count.

Uh oh!! This is not good!! Todd and his legendary 20 count are dangerous enough, but Drjunk Todd with the keys to the 20 count??? It's been nice knowin' ya, Llado1.

pm sent. Smack that noob

And responded. Now it is up to you if I smack that noob...........................Adam, your life is now in Chuck's hands .

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

Llado1 not a wise move to poke a bear with a stick, good luck with that buddy.

Llado1

bandyt09:

Llado1:

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

You mock the 20 count and it's ability to find the PO all on it's own?

And the last time I was taken advantage of was when I woke up in the wrong section of Bangkok. Now that you've made me regress and remember that time, well, let's just say, it won't be pretty.

It hasnt found my doorstep yet. Your bluffing!

Oh that was you in Bangkok? Sorry about that brotha. Won't happen again.

bandyt09

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

You mock the 20 count and it's ability to find the PO all on it's own?

And the last time I was taken advantage of was when I woke up in the wrong section of Bangkok. Now that you've made me regress and remember that time, well, let's just say, it won't be pretty.

It hasnt found my doorstep yet. Your bluffing! Oh that was you in Bangkok? Sorry about that brotha. Won't happen again.

Damn right it won't happen again. That's the last time I ever took a "shortcut" with a guy named Adam.

Your doorstep? Do you like your doorstep? You had better take pictures now so you can reconstruct it. By the way, Home Depot has a sale on mailboxes right now, I suggest you take advantage of the sale....

Llado1

bandyt09:

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

You mock the 20 count and it's ability to find the PO all on it's own?

And the last time I was taken advantage of was when I woke up in the wrong section of Bangkok. Now that you've made me regress and remember that time, well, let's just say, it won't be pretty.

It hasnt found my doorstep yet. Your bluffing!

Oh that was you in Bangkok? Sorry about that brotha. Won't happen again.

Damn right it won't happen again. That's the last time I ever took a "shortcut" with a guy named Adam.

Your doorstep? Do you like your doorstep? You had better take pictures now so you can reconstruct it. By the way, Home Depot has a sale on mailboxes right now, I suggest you take advantage of the sale....

Ya know funny thing is I dont even have a doorstep. tehehe. Now I'm scared. How's about we all have a drink and forget about this ever happening... HAHAHAHAHA ya right! Im surprised you can still spell advantage! We need to take you home to your parents before you do anything stupid. The last time you tried hitting on a guy named Adam we found you in the dumpster wearing a women's dress. Ahhhh... Good times.

bandyt09

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

You mock the 20 count and it's ability to find the PO all on it's own?

And the last time I was taken advantage of was when I woke up in the wrong section of Bangkok. Now that you've made me regress and remember that time, well, let's just say, it won't be pretty.

It hasnt found my doorstep yet. Your bluffing! Oh that was you in Bangkok? Sorry about that brotha. Won't happen again.

Damn right it won't happen again. That's the last time I ever took a "shortcut" with a guy named Adam.

Your doorstep? Do you like your doorstep? You had better take pictures now so you can reconstruct it. By the way, Home Depot has a sale on mailboxes right now, I suggest you take advantage of the sale....

Ya know funny thing is I dont even have a doorstep. tehehe. Now I'm scared. How's about we all have a drink and forget about this ever happening... HAHAHAHAHA ya right! Im surprised you can still spell advantage! We need to take you home to your parents before you do anything stupid. The last time you tried hitting on a guy named Adam we found you in the dumpster wearing a women's dress. Ahhhh... Good times.

Yeah Adam, what you fail to remember, I was wearing the dress already and that's how the whole deal in Bangkok happened. Now, it's my turn to take the lead..........................The 20 count now love YOU long time......................

Llado1

bandyt09:

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

You mock the 20 count and it's ability to find the PO all on it's own?

And the last time I was taken advantage of was when I woke up in the wrong section of Bangkok. Now that you've made me regress and remember that time, well, let's just say, it won't be pretty.

It hasnt found my doorstep yet. Your bluffing!

Oh that was you in Bangkok? Sorry about that brotha. Won't happen again.

Damn right it won't happen again. That's the last time I ever took a "shortcut" with a guy named Adam.

Your doorstep? Do you like your doorstep? You had better take pictures now so you can reconstruct it. By the way, Home Depot has a sale on mailboxes right now, I suggest you take advantage of the sale....

Ya know funny thing is I dont even have a doorstep. tehehe. Now I'm scared. How's about we all have a drink and forget about this ever happening... HAHAHAHAHA ya right! Im surprised you can still spell advantage! We need to take you home to your parents before you do anything stupid. The last time you tried hitting on a guy named Adam we found you in the dumpster wearing a women's dress. Ahhhh... Good times.

Yeah Adam, what you fail to remember, I was wearing the dress already and that's how the whole deal in Bangkok happened. Now, it's my turn to take the lead..........................The 20 count now love YOU long time......................

Not as much as you loving that dress. Damn you couldve made for a hell of a lady. Well that night you were. I guess dreams do come true. hahaha 20 count. Bring it on! heading to home depot in the morning to get some supplies. It won't take much but a hammer and some nails.

bandyt09

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

You mock the 20 count and it's ability to find the PO all on it's own?

And the last time I was taken advantage of was when I woke up in the wrong section of Bangkok. Now that you've made me regress and remember that time, well, let's just say, it won't be pretty.

It hasnt found my doorstep yet. Your bluffing! Oh that was you in Bangkok? Sorry about that brotha. Won't happen again.

Damn right it won't happen again. That's the last time I ever took a "shortcut" with a guy named Adam.

Your doorstep? Do you like your doorstep? You had better take pictures now so you can reconstruct it. By the way, Home Depot has a sale on mailboxes right now, I suggest you take advantage of the sale....

Ya know funny thing is I dont even have a doorstep. tehehe. Now I'm scared. How's about we all have a drink and forget about this ever happening... HAHAHAHAHA ya right! Im surprised you can still spell advantage! We need to take you home to your parents before you do anything stupid. The last time you tried hitting on a guy named Adam we found you in the dumpster wearing a women's dress. Ahhhh... Good times.

Yeah Adam, what you fail to remember, I was wearing the dress already and that's how the whole deal in Bangkok happened. Now, it's my turn to take the lead..........................The 20 count now love YOU long time......................

Not as much as you loving that dress. Damn you couldve made for a hell of a lady. Well that night you were. I guess dreams do come true. hahaha 20 count. Bring it on! heading to home depot in the morning to get some supplies. It won't take much but a hammer and some nails.

Don't forget the Duct Tape.......................

Llado1

bandyt09:

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

bandyt09:

Llado1:

Hahahaha you couldn't hit a noob if you tried. Good luck finding the PO you drunk bastird! While your at it, send some of that booze my way so we can sober you up. Chuck probably sent you his own address that sneaky lil guy. He's taking advantage of you!

You mock the 20 count and it's ability to find the PO all on it's own?

And the last time I was taken advantage of was when I woke up in the wrong section of Bangkok. Now that you've made me regress and remember that time, well, let's just say, it won't be pretty.

It hasnt found my doorstep yet. Your bluffing!

Oh that was you in Bangkok? Sorry about that brotha. Won't happen again.

Damn right it won't happen again. That's the last time I ever took a "shortcut" with a guy named Adam.

Your doorstep? Do you like your doorstep? You had better take pictures now so you can reconstruct it. By the way, Home Depot has a sale on mailboxes right now, I suggest you take advantage of the sale....

Ya know funny thing is I dont even have a doorstep. tehehe. Now I'm scared. How's about we all have a drink and forget about this ever happening... HAHAHAHAHA ya right! Im surprised you can still spell advantage! We need to take you home to your parents before you do anything stupid. The last time you tried hitting on a guy named Adam we found you in the dumpster wearing a women's dress. Ahhhh... Good times.

Yeah Adam, what you fail to remember, I was wearing the dress already and that's how the whole deal in Bangkok happened. Now, it's my turn to take the lead..........................The 20 count now love YOU long time......................

Not as much as you loving that dress. Damn you couldve made for a hell of a lady. Well that night you were. I guess dreams do come true. hahaha 20 count. Bring it on! heading to home depot in the morning to get some supplies. It won't take much but a hammer and some nails.

Don't forget the Duct Tape.......................

I have some left over from Bangkok. Too bad we didn't take some pics. we could've made a fortune.

bandyt09

Llado1:

I have some left over from Bangkok. Too bad we didn't take some pics. we could've made a fortune.

Ok Adam, too tell the truth, I wasn't really that drunk and I do have pictures............

Llado1

bandyt09:

Llado1:

I have some left over from Bangkok. Too bad we didn't take some pics. we could've made a fortune.

Ok Adam, too tell the truth, I wasn't really that drunk and I do have pictures............

Ooooo send those beauties my way! See now your going to make me go out and buy a photo book. Oh the things I do for love.

SleevePlz

Llado1, who are you? You must be an alter ego of an existing member......

Llado1

SleevePlz:

Llado1, who are you? You must be an alter ego of an existing member......

nah brochacho. Just another new kid on the block looking to make a name. it can sometimes be hard dealing with all this jackazzery and what not, but Don't worry, you'll soon be in the corsshairs of the big bad noob. Cheers my friend!

Marker

This is hilarious. If the cigars/phallic double entendre wasn't so easy I would say this was a d!ck measuring contest. I think I just did. Instead we are using coolers and USPS. Oh the humanity.