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You wish your wife was as awesome as mine...

MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
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She got me two bouquets of "flowers" today...Kelly G was her accomplice.

manquet photo IMG_20140224_180142845_zpsros4ehbb.jpg

whattagift photo IMG_20140224_180151004_zpswubhbtii.jpg

And the two together along with some loose "stems"...

Bouquet for Men photo IMG_20140224_180337222_zpsbjdmiyic.jpg
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
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  • New_BootsNew_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    :( My wife NEVER buys me flowers!
  • brianetz1brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    A helpful hint to other husbands......don't show your wife this and tell her that you are mad that she doesn't ever get you flowers......that doesn't go over that well
  • EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very nice! I got something similar for St. Valentine's Day. Enjoy!
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very nice Eric!! That's an awesome idea cause the dead leaves actually get put to good use!
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    brianetz1:
    A helpful hint to other husbands......don't show your wife this and tell her that you are mad that she doesn't ever get you flowers......that doesn't go over that well
    image
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Thanatos0320Thanatos0320 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭
    Wow your wife is awesome. I hope my wife/gf someday will do that for me! your post gave me a new idea for a meme

    My wife got me some cigars as a surprise
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  • ddubridgeddubridge Posts: 3,978 ✭✭✭
    brianetz1:
    A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate
  • flowbeeflowbee Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭
    I do wish my wife was awesome like yours!!
  • New_BootsNew_Boots Posts: 2,651 ✭✭
    ddubridge:
    brianetz1:
    A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate
    That's what I read
  • EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thanatos0320:
    I hope my wife/gf someday will do that for me!
    You have a wife AND a girlfriend U da' man!
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,991 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's too cool! Congrats on the gifts AND the wife!
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • perkinkeperkinke Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭
    And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. ;)
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    perkinke:
    And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. ;)
    Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • perkinkeperkinke Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    perkinke:
    And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. ;)
    Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)
    Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.
  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    perkinke:
    Puff_Dougie:
    perkinke:
    And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. ;)
    Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)
    Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.
    ROFL!!!!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • brianetz1brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    ddubridge:
    brianetz1:
    A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate
    Don't listen to this man.....he isn't even married yet!
  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    perkinke:
    Puff_Dougie:
    perkinke:
    And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. ;)
    Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)
    Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.
    ROFL!!!!
    subtle. right. that's what the kids are calling "perv" these days.

    Now, I'm lighting one of these flowers up and giving it some liquid fertilizer, too. Anyone want to vherf?
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • perkinkeperkinke Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭
    Martel:
    Puff_Dougie:
    perkinke:
    Puff_Dougie:
    perkinke:
    And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. ;)
    Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)
    Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.
    ROFL!!!!
    subtle. right. that's what the kids are calling "perv" these days.

    Now, I'm lighting one of these flowers up and giving it some liquid fertilizer, too. Anyone want to vherf?
    Oh sure, so now it's MY fault the organizers don't give us pants to go with the horns. When Fred and Barney roll around in horns and no pants it's "An iconic piece of American culture" but when I do it it's "indecent exposure" ;)

    but in all seriousness, that is a pretty amazing gift, you're a lucky man.
  • No_one21No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Cool! But my wife is as awesome as yours. I mean she lives in the future... How awesome is that?
  • ddubridgeddubridge Posts: 3,978 ✭✭✭
    brianetz1:
    ddubridge:
    brianetz1:
    A helpful hint to other husbands...Do...experiment with hot chocolate
    Don't listen to this man.....he isn't even married yet!
    Quit talking about yourself like that. You've been married for years.
  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭
    I hope she is reading this right now.... secret lurker! Hint Hint Hint!

    Aj
  • RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    perkinke:
    Puff_Dougie:
    perkinke:
    And this is why I'm still single, y'all are hoarding all the good ones. ;)
    Yeah. That's the reason. Couldn't have anything to do with that horned hat! LOL!! :^)
    Don't be hatin on my Warrior Dash horns, besides, they don't come out until the third date. I'm subtle like that.


    Yes, your wife is one of the elite. You will cherish her being for a eternity. Congrats brother!

    And for those two brothers I just quoted, very funny. Lol!

  • twistedstemtwistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very nice indeed brother,my lovely wife has on occasion purchased me cigars or accessories for special occasions.it is nice when you can share a hobby(addiction?) With a loved one!!!!
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • blutattooblutattoo Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Epic gift, I'd take it over a bj any day.
  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    blutattoo:
    Epic gift, I'd take it over a bj any day.
    This almost made me have a spit take with my coffee.

    Wait, should I not say spit take considering the subject of your post?

    It was epic. She had trouble with the guy at the liquor store. She got pretty run of the mill stuff; although I'm okay with the Jameson and Glenlivet. I'm not nearly into spirits the way I am into cigars, and I DO NOT want to start down that road. I spend too much money as-is on tasty treasures like cigars, food, and what alcohol I do buy.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • dr_frankenstein56dr_frankenstein56 Posts: 1,612 ✭✭✭
    blutattoo:
    Epic gift, I'd take it over a bj any day.

    Couldnt have said it better! Im with you 100%

    Aj
  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    Check out these candles...

    photo IMG_20140405_173113122_zpswtyzjj2p.jpg

    photo IMG_20140405_173123955_zpsq3tz5xuj.jpg

    Looks like Photobucket mangled that last one. All candles came from a march madness email deal she bought me...it came from The Beard. All hail.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,711 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh yeah! She's awesome. Such a great idea. Happy Birthday.
  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    Bob Luken:
    Oh yeah! She's awesome. Such a great idea. Happy Birthday.
    She is! Carrot cake in a bundt pan so as not to damage the sticks!
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very nice Eric ! Give her a kiss from me and Curt!
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